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My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Tackle him.
Dump him.
Kick him in the shin.
NO TO ALL OF THOSE. Just ask me to lean down.
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