《DBD oneshots》6 - Shortie killer (Frank (legion) x David)
Advertisement
Frank put on his mask, ready for another trial. He was excited. The bipolar killer skipped around the camp, knife in hand, waiting to be summoned into a trial.
At that moment, Julie walks out of her area, sighing at the sight of a skipping Frank. "They aren't going to take you seriously, you're too short." She says plainly.
Frank huffs. "That's not true! I'm not short!" Julie snorts. She was about to say something when Frank was pulled into a trail. "I'll show her.." He mutters.
He walks around the map, looking for the survivors. He sees Dwight, and quickly runs up to him with his knife raised. "David, stop being so noisy, you'll alert the killer!" Dwight complains.
Frank stops, very confused. First off, who is David? He's never been in a trail with David. Second off, HE IS THE KILLER. "Dwight, I'm not behind you." Someone says, presumably David.
"Then who i- BWAAAHAHAHA!" Dwight turns around and immediately starts laughing. "You're so short for a killer!" He exclaims.
David walks over to the two, towering over both, and snorts. "Dwight, I'll handle him, you just go." He says. Frank huffs. "Fear me bastards!!" He screams.
David laughs again. "I can't take you seriously! You're so short! It's adorable!" He exclaims. Franks huffs. He pulls out his knife and swings at David, but David dodges. "Sorry bud, but you can't get me." He says.
Frank swings against, but once again, the taller dodges. "Ugh! You motherfucker!" He screams. David laughs again, and pats Frank head.
Just then, Frank gets an idea. He sighs, getting David's attention. "I guess I won't be able to kill you, so can I get a hug?" He asks. David shrugs. "Weird request, but okay."
Advertisement
So, David hugs the short killer. Frank immediately shoves his knife through David's back. "I knew something was up." He mumbles. He let's go of the killer and dashes away.
"Heh, stupid." Frank says. He runs in the direction that David went. David on the other hand, was healing his wound from the knife. It was funny how dumb he was, falling for a simple trick.
"Hey dumbass!" Frank shouts, startling David. "What 'cha up to?" He asks. David roles his eyes. "Healing. But clearly you won't let me." David replies.
Frank shorts. "Who said? I'll let you heal, then give you a head start." He grins. "Fine. Just let me goddamn heal!" David shouts. Frank puts his hands up in mock surrender. "Fine! Don't be a wuss! Yeesh."
Once David heals, he looks in the direction of the killer. He seems distracted. "See ya! Wouldn't wanna be ya!" David announces, then makes a run for it.
"Hey! I wasn't ready!" Frank shouts. He runs to catch up with David. He spots Dwight on his way to find David, so he stabs him once, chases him, stabs him again, the picks him up and carries him to a hook.
He struggles putting Dwight on it, but still manages to. Dwight is laughing despite the pain in his shoulder. "You're so short you can't even reach the hook without struggle." He says in between laughs.
"Ugh!" Frank stomps his feet, then runs to find David. He finally sees David, and slows down. He is planning in sneaking up behind him.
So, he dashes when David has his guard down, but David turns around at the wrong time, and Frank knocks into him, sending them both tumbling to the ground.
Frank landing on top of David, almost straddling him, both hands on either side of his face. David was wide eyed, and a blush slow long crept up his face.
Advertisement
"Um- You, uh, nice weather we're having?" David says awkwardly. Frank is as red as a tomato under his mask. "Welp, you, uh, wanna get off of me?" David asks. In all honesty, Frank doesn't and he doesn't know why.
David, deep down, also doesn't want him to get off. They stay in that position for what seems like hours, but only minutes, seemingly staring at each other.
"I, uh, sorry. Sorry." Frank apologizes. He goes to get up, but David puts his hands on his waist, holding him in place. "No, it's okay." David says, laughing nervously.
Frank was surprised. Why was David holding him down? It was weird, but he kind of liked it. David slowly reached up and tugged on Franks mask. Frank let him take it off.
David was surprised to see a young man, around his age, underneath the mask. Frank unconsciously leaned closer to David. They both shut their eyes, and soon, their lips attached.
The kiss wasn't heated, passionate, but it was soft. Frank pulled away quickly, wide eyed. "W-w-well, I, um, gotta go! You know, killer stuff. Kill people, break gens!" Frank grabbed his mask and dashed away.
David chuckles. "So adorable.."
Advertisement
Godfather Of Champions
This is a story about the pursuit of victory.— «I subscribe only to the theory of victory. I only pursue victory. As long as I am able to obtain victory, I don’t care if it’s total football or counterattack. What is the ultimate goal of professional soccer? In my opinion, it is victory, and the pinnacle of victory is to become the champions. I am a manager. If I don’t wish to lose my job or be forgotten by the people, there’s only one path for me to take, and that is to lead the team in obtaining victories, in obtaining championship titles!»The main character was not well-liked by people.— «⋯We conducted a survey which had been deemed by Manager Tony Twain as extremely meaningless. In a random street survey conducted, ninety-three percent of those surveyed chose the option ‘I hate Tony Twain’, while only seven percent chose the option ‘This person is rather decent, I like him’. It is worth noting that nobody chose the option ‘Who is Tony Twain? I don’t know him’. Mark, do you know why Manager Twain felt that our survey was very meaningless?» Parker, a reporter from laughed loudly and said when he was being interviewed by BBC.But there were also people who were madly in love with him.— When Tony Twain was forced to talk about the survey conducted by during an interview, his reply was : «I am happy, because Nottingham Forest’s fans make up seven percent of England’s population.»And he did not seem to care about how the others saw him.— «What are you all trying to make me say? Admit that I am not popular, and everywhere I go will be filled with jeers and middle fingers. You all think I will be afraid? Wrong! Because I am able to bring victory to my team and its supporters. I don’t care how many people hate me and can’t wait to kill me, and I also won’t change myself to accommodate the mood of these losers. You want to improve your mood? Very simple, come and defeat me.»His love story had garnered widespread attention.— «Our reporters took these pictures at Manager Tony Twain’s doorsteps. It clearly shows that Shania entered his house at 8.34pm and she did not leave the house throughout the night at all. But Manager Tony Twain firmly denies, and insists that that was merely the newest-model inflatable doll which he had ordered.He was the number one star of the team.— «⋯ Became the spokesperson of world-wide famous clothing brands, shot advertisements, frequented the fashion industry’s award ceremonies, endorsed electronic games, has a supermodel girlfriend. His earnings from advertisements exceed his club salary by seventeen times, owns a special column in various print medias, publishing his autobiography (in progress), and is even said that he is planning to shoot an inspirational film based off his own person experiences! Who can tell me which part of his life experiences is worthy of being called ‘inspirational’? Hold on⋯. Are you all thinking that I’m referring to David Beckham? You’re sorely mistaken! I’m talking about Manager Tony Twain⋯.»He was very knowledgeable about Chinese soccer.— «⋯ I’ve heard about it, that Bora gifted four books to his manager Mr. Zhu before your country’s national team’s warm up match. After which, the team lost 1:3 to a nameless American team from Major League Soccer. The new excuse that Mr. Zhu gave for losing the match, was that Bora gifted «books» (‘books’ and ‘lose’ are homophones in the Chinese language). Here, I recommend that you guys find out what that one specific book is. Which book? Of course the one that caused you all to score a goal. After that, tell me the title of the book. Before every match, I will gift ten copies of that same book to you. In that case, won’t you all be able to get a triumphant 10:0 win over your opponents every time?» An excerpt taken from Tony Twain’s special column in a certain famous Chinese sports newspaper.He was loved and hated by the press.— «He has a special column in at least four renowned print media, and he is able to get a considerable amount of remuneration just by scolding people or writing a few hundred words of nonsense weekly. While we have to contemplate hard about our drafts for three days before our boss is pleased with it. In an article inside his special column, he scolded and called all of the media ‘son of a bitch’, announcing that he hated the media the most. But every time he publishes an article, we flock towards him like flies which had spotted butter. Why? Because the readers like to read his news and see him scold people. I dare to bet with you, and Manager Tony Twain knows clearly in his heart as well, that even though he says that he hates us, he knows that the present him cannot do without us. Similarly, we also cannot do without him. Is this ultimately considered a good or a bad thing?» Bruce Pearce, a reporter from said with a face of helplessness when talking about Tony Twain.But no matter the case, his players were his most loyal believers.— Gareth Bale, «No no, we never had any pressure when playing on our home grounds. Because the pressure is all on the manager. As long as we see him standing by the side of the field, all of us will feel that we will be able to win that match. Even the football hooligans are like meek lambs in front of him!» (After saying this, he began to laugh out loudly)The reply from George Wood, the team captain of Nottingham Forest, was the most straightforward. «We follow him because he can bring us victory.»The legendary experience of Tony Twain, the richest, most successful, most controversial manager with the most unique personality!Debuting this summer.Thank you for reading.
8 340Between Worlds
(This is a reupload of Sexy Space Babes, as it's easier for me to reupload the series in a new format rather than go back and re-insert the old chapters that were taken down while the first book was on Kindle Unlimited.) Jason had thought about punching a Shil’vati. Who hadn’t? Not only had the aliens conquered Earth with almost trivial ease, the seven-foot purple amazons also had the audacity to start running the planet better than Humanity ever had. He'd never do it though. He was a reasonable guy, just trying to get by under his new feminine overlords. Wasn't he?
8 158Andraste's Chevalier
(Dragon-Age/Warcraft Crossover, OC, Soft-LITRPG) An Alliance Paladin on his last patrol in the Badlands finds himself in the world of Thedas, years before the chaos of the Fifth Blight. His only companion in this strange world is an ancient Titan lorekeeper. While trying to find their way home they are embroiled in the political turmoil of Ferelden and will change the course of history forever... Cover Art Credit: Caio Monteiro @caiomonteiroart
8 132The Road Of A Myth
Shun and his class are sent into another world to become heroes, or so they were told Would they follow the path set for them wor would they forge their own path
8 150Zedd x King Trollex
This takes place with the Trolls World Tour. Cursing warning. My version of it.
8 151Ninja Style || Human!TMNT x Reader
"They're the most popular, most TALENTED, boys in school. Why would they EVER want someone like you?"For the most part, you're an extremely normal high school girl. You focus on your studies. You have two best friends. You have your ever-so-popular enemies. Normal.Your Junior year changed everything.Four brothers, with exotic Renaissance names, but with expertise Japanese martial arts skills, enter the school, and already seem to know your two best friends, so they practically treat you like a princess. Why?
8 195