《Ancient's Smashing Reviews》Submission Form
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As I get requests to read and review, I decided to have a submission form if more people want it. For a taste of who I am, read my reviews, and know that my favorite youtube reviewers are CinemaSins, SmackTalk, The Critical Drinker, and Totally Not Mark.
I am also one of the leaders of a writers discord group born out of WattPad that encourages each other, reads each other, helps each other, and bring each other to drinking. If you are interested in joining then talk with .
Due to how many rewrites I have caused I WILL NOT SUBJECT THE AUTHOR TO A REVIEW IF IT ISN'T YOUR STORY. DO NOT REQUEST OTHER PEOPLE'S STORIES.
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Smashing Form:
Author name - (Your name so I can find you.)
Story name - (The story so I can find it.)
Genre - (As best as you can describe it.)
(I do not accept . Period. I neither like nor dislike, it just makes no sense to my head.)
(I don't mind any genre, but if romance/LGBT I would draw the line at sex at first sight or first date. There needs to be some kind of buildup into the relationship or an understanding that the relationship has already existed and been allowed to build. Relationships where they are just horny and fucking each other's brains out isn't romance.)
Smut - (Yes/No) (If yes, which chapters have it so I will know which chapters to skip.)(References to sex happening outside of the direct scene or leaving it at undressing followed by a 'scene change' count as 'no'.)
Mature - Outside of smut, then I don't care. Rape, pillage, and plunder for all I care. Kill everyone. Let it burn!
To Smash or not to Smash - Are you 1-15 years old? Is this your first story? Are you not fluent in English? (If Yes to any of these, then I am gentler.)
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Payment - Which story will you read? (Choose one of the stories I have reviewed in the past and read it. Read as much of it as you want or don't want. The whole point of this review book is to help others, so lets do that. I also accept no payment, but let's be real... I won't be nearly as inclined or motivated to read your stuff if you don't have the fairness to read other people's stories either.) (Payment doesn't have to begin until I start reading your stuff.)
Fine Print - I will read or not read as many chapters as I want at my own discretion. After I have read it, I will review. I will review the aspects of the story I want, with full fairness to the best of my ability, and I will not be politically correct no matter how many fans you send to harass me. My opinion is my opinion and if you can't accept that then you will just have to get over it. If you wish the review removed after the fact, I will remove it. If you do not wish to have the story reviewed before the review is written or published then it will not be reviewed, it will be removed from the queue, and I will stop reading it.
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Queue:
1) The Case of Known-Uknown -
2) My Psychotic Lover -
3) Counter Clockwise -
4) Graveskies -
5) Mademoiselle Noire -
6) Kueshango Ghji -
7) Wings of Destruction and Duty -
8) The Ol'Chevalier -
9) The Accidental Wife -
10) Hi, Its James. Hames Potter. -
11) One More Highschool Comedy, Chaos Begins -
12) His Uncertain Love - @HOPE_of_LoVeE_
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- In Serial13 Chapters
The Fall
The fate of the lone human named Shade affects the world and its inhabitants, as he battles his destiny while waging war on the world he was born in.(My first fan fiction so I am waiting for some criticism and opinions, hope for honest replies so my work can become better.)
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A Mildly Odd Reality Breaker
Omar receives an unexpected visitor who comes baring a gift—a "registration ticket"—in the form of a small metal card. The ticket is itself an offer to participate in the game, "Reality Break." Accepting this offer means that Omar will be able to perceive the true nature of reality where there is not one, but two dimensions of time, and in this second dimension history changes (and somewhat "frequently"). Along with this, he will also gain access to the "chronopause"; another reality that is not so much parallel to our own as it is perpendicular, which acts as both a place and the natural boundary between non-sequential points on the timeline. Using the chronopause, Omar will become a chrononaut with the ability to travel through time, and as a player, he will be given a cybernetic interface and his own portable extradimensional storage space. It's a strange conversation, but due to Omar's dismally short attention span, he only consciously hears that last bit about the portable pocket space, and that's only after the physics-defying void is opened in his living room and literally waved in front of his face. Reality is certainly stranger than most people realize, but then again, so is Omar. Thankfully, he responds well to shiny things, and for better or for worse, his chronic inattentiveness is the least of his psychological issues. Omar also has a mild form of "Oppositional Defiant Disorder" which presents itself as an occasional, arbitrary need to disobey others (especially authority figures). However, his oddest psychological issue by far is his "abnormally hyperactive" subconscious mind. Outwardly and consciously, Omar is a lazy, apathetic man-child prone to mildly asinine behavior. Subconsciously, he's some sort of genius capable of extraordinary feats of cognition. Most of the time, Omar is a (technically) functioning adult, but in order to live as such, he must rely entirely upon unusual abilities he's completely unaware of, despite the fact that he uses them regularly. Up until now, his life had merely been ridiculous, but now it was also a game. Note: The narrative style is that of a reliable narrator with a "3rd-person sarcastic" POV. This story takes place in the Reality Breakers/Chronopause universe.
8 146 - In Serial17 Chapters
Coralie and the Stupid, Cursed Pendant
Coralie Hugh is doomed to have terrible luck around magical artifacts. When a cursed pendant makes its way to her father's shop, it drags her on a bizarre journey to confront her painful past. Now she must face an arrogant necromancer, a vengeful demon lord, and a small legion of reanimated oddballs in a creepy basement before she can find her way home.
8 190 - In Serial32 Chapters
They never called, yet he is here (censored edition)
Introduction:Not every world needs a Summoned Hero, even if it is possible to summon one. No, really! Everywhere, no matter the time, there are always good people who can use glory, power and personal harem themselves.And the one who was summoned?He is just a resource, nothing more… Translation of the original novel by Avada KadavraThe uncensored version is available here.Authors notes:This is just my take on the whole Hero Summoning thing, where a hero happened to survive.Fatal mistake, an error in a well-oiled mechanism that lasted for generations, gave a Hero a tiny chance to decide his own fate.After all, bad guys never expect a Hero to come, yet, the fucker still does.Partially inspired by the series “You summoned the wrong one” by Aitbaev T.A. who was in turn inspired by “Rise of the Shield Hero”.I have to warn you, Aibaev’s work of fiction is pretty out of ordinary, it makes one breath fire, cry until tears turn to blood and laugh to unconsciousness in equal measure.
8 250 - In Serial30 Chapters
Sold to my Mate (COMPLETED)
I'm Amara Harper, I am 17 (I think?), and I am rogue. My dad and my mom died in a wolf attack, so my brother and I live in a small house by the woods. You may think this is a perfect life, but it's not. My brother is a gamble addict. Every time he loses he comes home and drinks, then hits and kicks me over and over again. I cook and clean, I don't go to school, instead I learn online behind closed doors. My brother was in so deep, so he offered me up. And I am currently in shock, because the guy said...Yes 16,825 words Read my story and you will know what it was like to be 'Sold to my Mate'
8 182 - In Serial70 Chapters
5SOS Sickfics
Welcome to the wonderful 5 Seconds Of Summer book written by the amazing MichaelTheMicrophone. This book is full of amazing sickfics all written by the awesome Michale about the cute, funny and absolutely ridiculous lads we all know as the band 5 Seconds Of Summer. Completed sometime in March 2018.Top Ranking- #1 in tag 'five'Book 2- 5SOS One-Shots.
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