《A Man's Man (Midas x Meowscles)》~B-day Dinner~
Advertisement
Meowscles' POV
We were all watching a movie in the commons, and we decided to watch another after that.
Halfway through the second movie, my stomach growled, as well as Tina's did. "We should get some food. Who's with me!?" She called triumphantly.
I nodded my head. "I agree with Tina. I'm starving. Maya paused the movie, turned off the TV, and put the remote back in the box. Brutus stood up, and Peely followed him.
"We'll wait in the chopper. Meow, it's your pick."
"I say Dusty Diner?" I looked at all of the faces in the room, and they all seemed to agree.
"Then it's settled. Come on!" Skye stood up and bounced off. Deadpool ran after her, as well as Journey and Turk. Midas and I walked next to each other and laughed at the four of them goofing around.
"Hey, you two!" Tina called M and I. "I stole Skye's camera, and I want to take another picture for y'all's picture walls." I shrugged and we agreed.
I knelt down, and told Midas to get on my shoulders. He hesitated at first, but then agreed. Tina stepped back, and placed the camera where she wanted it. She snapped a picture.
I was sticking my tongue out, and flossing. Midas was playing my ears while smirking. Tina took two pictures, and set them out so the polaroids could develop. We thanked her, and followed her outside. I crouched down again, so Midas could get off my shoulders. I took his hand in mine, and we boarded the chopper.
As we sat down, the chopper took off, and the agents started singing. "Happy Birthday to you, squashed tomatoes and stew! Bread and butter in the gutter, happy birthday to you!"
Deadpool took over with the last verse, "We all forgooooooot!"
I laughed. "Hey! I didn't forget!"
"She's right. Lynx was the only one not dumb enough to forget. The rest of our brains are just sticks in the mud." Brutus said to us.
Advertisement
"Brutus, you know, you are a classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of your mouth and the size of your brain. You never shut up, and your brain- I don't even think you have one!"
"I swear, Brutus, Peels, you two are the comic reliefs in a story. No one needs you to be there, but you are anyway," I said. Midas laughed at that.
We had soon started a roast war between each other.
Skye started with, "let me tell you though, Meow may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."
Turk and Journey thought for a moment, before she said, "Eww! I think Skye farted! Wait, I take that back. She doesn't even know how to."
"That was so stupid. I've got a better one," Maya cleared her throat, and said, "Tina has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by all of her friends."
"I do have enemies, but I agree. So nice try Maya!"
I rolled my eyes and whispered in Midas' ear. He wasn't talking, so I decided to feed him a roast. "Deadpool, I'll tell you something that should be of vital interest to you. That you, sir, are a NITWIT!" Everyone burst out laughing.
"Oh yeah, well I didn't mean to say that that Agency of yours should be hauling garbage. I meant to say that it should be hauled away as garbage!"
"Deadpool, with what muscles do you plan on using to haul away the entire freaking building?" I asked, laughing.
Everyone was having a good time roasting each other, when we felt the chopper stop. I looked out the window, and motioned for everyone to get out. Skye jumped on my back, and I gave her a piggyback ride, while Midas walked beside me holding my hand. Tina, Brutus, Maya, Peely, and Deadpool came running beside us.
Advertisement
"Last one there is a shit head!" I heard Deadpool yell, as the five of them started to run faster.
We entered Dusty Diner, and took a seat. Lucky for us, the place was empty. A girl who looked to be about nineteen walked up to us with menus. "Hi! I'm Rox, and I'll be your server for today! Can I get you started off with something to drink?"
All of us agents ordered, and I watched Skye stare at Rox as she walked off. I pulled out my phone and texted her.
Meowscles
Looks like someone's got a crush......
Skye
Shut up Kitty bro!!!!
Meowscles
Hmmmmmmm, no!
I glanced over to Skye to see her giving me the death stare. I laughed. I turned to Turk, and we started talking about fishing.
Suddenly, Rox came back with our drinks. "Alrighty! Are we ready to order?" Midas nodded, and we all looked at each other. "Coolio! What can I get for y'all?" everyone ordered, and Rox walked off once again. I looked over at Skye, and she just shrugged.
Midas leaned his head on my shoulder and continued talking to Brutus, as I spoke with Peely. "So how's life Peels?"
"Okay, you?"
"Pretty fine, fax no printer." I said in a country like accent.
He laughed.
"I see."
"So how are things with Maya?"
"Good, good."
"That's good dude. You know, I was thinking of throwing a party tomorrow. Just a celebration of us not getting killed. The henchmen will be leaving on their patrolling mission then too, so it would be just the agents there."
"Sounds fun. Would it be held at the Agency?"
"I planned on it. Just got to beg Midas to let me throw it."
"Should be easy, saying that y'all are dating. But the only problem is, y'know, the fact that it's a Monday tomorrow."
"And that matters why?"
"Work dude. Work."
"Hmm, well, I could always give him the ol' kitten eyes." I whispered across the table, hoping that Midas wouldn't hear me.
"Good idea dude!"
And with that said, our food came, and we started to eat.
"You know, I threw up some flyers a couple of days ago. They're for people who might want to join the Agency." Midas told Peels, Brutus, and I.
"Has anyone registered?"
"Not yet." he told me.
We finished, paid, and headed back to the Agency. I realized that Midas had fallen asleep, when his head fell into my lap. I blushed, and picked him up. I carried him off of the chopper and everyone else followed.
When we walked inside, I saw the two fully developed photos that Tina had taken earlier, and took then in my free hand. Midas' head fell onto my chest, and I carried him up the stairs. I noticed that the railing was golden. I wonder why?
I entered Midas' room, and sat him on his bed. He was wearing a navy blue T-shirt, and grey sweatpants, as well as his usual black vest, I took off his vest, and his shirt. I laid him in his bed and spread the sheets and covers over him. I slipped the photo in his hands, and quietly left his room.
I laid down on my bed, and curled up. I set the polaroid on my nightstand. I will put it on my wall tomorrow. I quickly fell asleep.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ohhhhh, Skye's got a crush! But seriously tho, who else supports that ship? Anyways, hope you all are having a great day, night, afternoon, etc. And I hope ur enjoying the story so far! 🤍🖤🤎
Advertisement
- In Serial34 Chapters
The Villainess With No Happy Endings
Aurelia Giliam is her name now, what her original was she can’t remember. Her past life comes back to her in a painful headache. She somehow got into the body of the villainess of an otome game she enjoyed playing. This villainess caused trouble left and right for the heroine. But in the end, she always ends up getting abandoned by her family and dying in the end with no one to mourn her death. Now she was this villainess. What shitty luck. This Novel may have some subject that may trigger some people so be cautious Cover made with Picrew - https://picrew.me/image_maker/41329
8 112 - In Serial46 Chapters
Little Love
'Just another cliché.'------------Every good girl needs a bad boy.It's just logic.Even Amoret, the naive girl from England knew this.She just wasn't expecting it.But who ever is?------------All Love has ever wanted to do was take control of her life, and make her own choices for herself. Finally, this comes in the form of moving to her brother's home in America and living in a house of eleven boys, all just to escape her father's wrath. It isn't easy, especially being financially cut off from her parents, but she makes it work, falling in love quickly with Greyson. But Greyson leads to numerous issues.Is he in a gang? Does he fight? Does he race? All three? Who knows.Her brother, apparently.It's kind of a wrong place, wrong time thing, however, this naive girl suddenly becomes the focus of the resident bad boy.And everyone knows how that turns out.------------"Love?" I jumped slightly and looked up, only to see him looking down at me. We had arrived at the ice cream parlour, obviously me being too enchanted by his tattoos to notice. The familiar blush flooded across my face again as he got out of the car and came around to my side, opening the door and leaning in close before I could get out, his lips close to my ear. He sighed slightly, making goosebumps rise up on my arms."I have tattoos in a lot of other places you might want to see..." Oh. My. God. He was trying to kill me, burn me alive from the inside out. All I could do was squeak and shove my face into my hands. He laughed loudly and picked me up, swinging me out of the car and putting me down on my feet."Adorable."
8 135 - In Serial98 Chapters
Stay with me
This story is about hope and devotion. About loyalty to yourself and your feelings. About true friendship and family values. About a difficult choice. About forgiveness. The fact that a good person can commit a bad deed and endure all the troubles that life will give as a punishment.This story is about love ...This story is about a miracle ...* The author is Marina Victoria, I am only a translator
8 252 - In Serial41 Chapters
Agreement of Being Gay for 30 Days [協議攪基30天]
F University's two most attractive men, Wang Guangning and Zhang Lingyi, constantly competed with each other regardless in what respect.Whether it was appearance, talent, popularity or even the number of abdominal muscles, they always contested with each other. Even the woman they pursued was the same.Yet, these two xiao cao¹ who had self-proclaimed themselves as peerless in the aspect of love were completely rejected by the same woman.Hence, they decided to retaliate against society by becoming gay.They set an agreement to be gay for thirty days and even especially downloaded the 'Things Couples Must Do Together' guide from the internet, thus preparing themselves to follow these standards in order to become a proper gay couple. For example:Watching a movie together...Hey, shou shou, remember to lean on my shoulder when you see a frightening scene, alright?Warming their hands together in the same pocket...Hey, don't wear that large military jacket outside, it's really embarrassing! ***By learning how to be gay from an unreliable guidebook for couples, two straight guys clash and end up with an unexpected outcome.Their thirty days agreement has finished, yet can they truly return to their former lifestyles as if nothing ever happened?[1] 校草: the male counterpart of 校花. It's used to describe the most attractive guy of the school.[2] 攻 and 受: gong, meaning the attacker or the seme and shou, meaning the receiver or the uke in Japanese terms. _________________________https://ikigainovels.wordpress.com#chinesebltranslationfanmade cover by kiai| please do not repost without permission
8 213 - In Serial23 Chapters
Salvatore
I've always known I was going to have an arranged marriage. It's tradition. My parents' marriage was arranged, and so is everyone else's. Its how we do things here. It's common in crime families and expected in ours. And as the daughter of one of the most prominent West Coast Italian families, I knew I was destined to marry into the familia. I just didn't know it would be to the boss.
8 324 - In Serial40 Chapters
Troubled With Tattoos
❝What if I fall?❞❝Then I'll catch you.❞ ❝He was arrogant, obnoxious, funny, cocky, sarcastic, a know it all, a delinquent, a bad influence, yet knowing all these things I still couldn't manage to stay away from him. Something about him just drew me in.❞Secrets, lies and psycho exes rule Violets life. After her younger brothers death, Violets life took a turn for the worse. The grieving daughter moves in with her Aunt and everything seemed fine after that, except they weren't. Mix in a quirky coworker, an old friend, and a guy who always uses his corny pickup lines and you will have a pot of disaster. Violet bumps into a boy at the car repair garage who she also just found out was her new neighbor. Violet tells herself that she is not here to find love. But who is she fooling? Throw in some hot guys with tattoos and you will soon find yourself also troubled with tattoos.Copyright © 2021. All Rights Reserved.
8 164

