《Fuck Off | Slashers》Chapter Thirteen -:- Bloody Jennifer? New Guy?
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It was late at night, my guess around 12. I was out watching the streets, when I heard a scream. I rushed to where I heard the noise coming from, holy shit, is she, is she eating the man??? It sounded so much like a girl screaming. As I was about to turn around and leave, I got tackled by a very bloody but beautiful women.
She straddles my waist, her razor sharp teeth showing, and she hisses at me.
"What the hell dude." I growl out of anger as my body had hit the ground hard. "is your lunch not enough, you had to jump me???"
"Why aren't you scared?" she questions, I roll my eyes.
"because, I thought I was going to kill him, or anyone today.." it was true I mean I thought a women was getting attacked. "but then I saw you chowing down and I was going to let you eat in peace."
"You aren't a bit grossed out I eat human flesh?" she asks her teeth were already away
"well no, I mean your not the only cannibal I know.." I mumble
"you know a whole ass other person that eats human and you didn't tell the cops, what the hell is wrong with you???" she asks.
"did you not hear me say I kill people for a living or-" I got interrupted. I saw red and blue flashing shit. I couldn't leave her here. "I have a place" I mumble as she pulls me up
"lets go then, what are you waiting for?" she asks and I laugh before I grab her hand and start running like hell, I heard the foot steps of the police following us. When we turned a corner I rushed into another alleyway and we hid in the dark behind some trash cans. Once they ran past we started running again but this time we made it to my car, and it wasn't much longer until we made it to my house.
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"Okay before we go inside.." I trail off
"just spit it out." she says as we sit in the car.
"you know how I told you I knew a cannibal?" I ask she nods for me to continue "well I let other killers stay." I mumble "I really only have a few rules."
"they are?" she asks
"1. Keep my daughter away from the murdering/don't hurt her, 2. if you kill someone in the house clean it up, 3. you can bring home other killers but they need to know the rules, 4. never get caught/don't tell people about us or where we stay, last but not least 5. No regular people should know, that your staying here." I mumble, she nods in agreement. As I was about to step out she grabs my wrist, stooping me making me turn to her.
"Daughter?" she asks
"yeah, I have a daughter. Its a bit complicated, but I love her with all of my heart." I mumble with that she steps out, and with finally being released, I exit and shut the door.
I walk towards the door with her following and as we enter, I see all of the others sitting in the living room and as they heard the door open their heads shot in my direction, something that caught my attention.
"Freddy?" I ask upon seeing him outside of the dream realm
"I knew it, I told you she would miss me." he says to the other slashers before turning to me "hello kitten" he mumbles
"hello everyone." I mumble, Hannibal stands up and walk towards me.
"I must apologize for Freddy Darling, he can be dramatic and stupid sometimes" he mumbles hugging me. "but anyway whos this lovely lady?" he asks, asking what everyone was wondering.
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"this is-" I start before remembering I didn't know her name
"Jennifer, Jennifer Check." she says answering the question.
"I'm Alessia, my daughter who is upstairs sleeping is Alicia." I mumble before pointing out everyone "Michael Myers, Hannibal Lector, Freddy Kruger, Billy Loomis, Stu Marcher, and Bhrams Heelshire." I mumble to her pointing at them as I see them but I land on someone I don't recognize "wait whose he?" I ask.
"This is Norman Bates." Hannibal says
"You mean a boy with serious mommy issues." Freddy scoffs out.
"I-It's ni-nice to m-meet y-you." he mumbles
"you too Norman, your both welcome to stay." I say "ill show you to your rooms." with that I walk off with them following, I walk to one of the rooms on my second floor and open it " Norman you can stay here." he nods and walks into the room, I walk off grabbing Jennifer's hand. Since she's a girl I decide to give her one of the rooms next to mine. "and this one is yours." I smile at her, she gives a small but goofy one back before walking in.
I walk away and stop at my daughters room before walking in, and standing next to her bed, I give her a kiss on the forehead, once making sure she was okay, I walk out and shut her door, I headed to my room with only one thought on my mind, I need a shower.
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