《Panická ataka》Alkoholická
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Nalij Franto – pintu Plzně,
šel dneska den tuze drsně,
nechci dál se s světem bít,
přišel já jsem radši pít.
Dolij Franto – dolij vína,
mozek můj se stále vzpíná,
nechce lehce kůži dát,
více lihu musím sát.
Tož podej Franto – podej whiskey,
podej rovnou trochu slivky,
možná klidně tatraňák,
však já zliju se tu ňák.
Nech mne Franto – nech mě píti,
slunce venku přeci svítí,
dojdu domů v klidu sám,
ač tři čísla v krvi mám.
Safra Franto! Podej kýbl!
Zařval jsem a hned se shýbl,
a co já vím, co bylo dál.
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