Just a normal day with the Brawlers + Colonel Ruffs!

Past me is a liar.

She said that this chapter wouldn't be so hard to write and I'd get it out a month after the last one. As you can see, that clearly wasn't the case.

Terrible scheduling and planning aside, I had an idea to make these little filler chapters after every character introduction, just to show the normal state of affairs in the chat. It's still pretty chaotic either way.

(5:45 PM)

Here you go

(5:45 PM)

So This is what they meant by Other Chats

(5:45 PM)

HIHIHIHIHIHIHIIHIHI

(5:46 PM)

Whoah. Slow down there Colette

(5:46 PM)

Sorry Sorry!

I'm just

SO

EXCITED

(5:47 PM)

I'm glad you are Colette

But give the Colonel some space first you hear

Don't just come running in when you see us

(5:47 PM)

Okaay Gramps

Hey Get over here!

(5:47 PM)

>>>Huh?

(5:47 PM)

>>>Who

>>>Oh! New member! Hello!

(5:47 PM)

>>> One of us, One of Us, ONE OF US

(5:48 PM)

Hello Dairy King

That seems like a Strange Name

(5:48 PM)

>>>Oh, that's just my nickname

My name is Lou!

(5:48 PM)

I see

Your Nicknames are Very Confusing

(5:48 PM)

We should probably have some introductions

(5:49 PM)

OH! I CAN DO THAT!

[STAN-lette, JUICE-tice, and Breeze are typing...]

(10:50 AM)

Okay but here me out

What if we play bounty without gravity

(10:50 AM)

That sounds Awesome!

(10:50 AM)

That Sounds Terrible

(10:51 AM)

It Is

Believe me Brock, Fighting without Gravity is Not a fun time.

You are Brock right?

(10:51 AM)

Nope. I'm Max

(10:51 AM)

I'M Brock

(10:52 AM)

Ah my Mistake

Eitherway don't fight in Zero Gravity

Every little Recoil could send you Flying when you don't want it to.

Anything not Bolted to the walls is liable to Float and get in the way of everything

You will get far too Disoriented to fight Properly.

(10:55 AM)

that just sounds like you're chicken

(10:55 AM)

I'd still give it a go.

(10:56 AM)

If you're so Insistent on it, meet Me at my Ship in an Hour

(10:56 AM)

we get to see inside the ship!!!

can i join???

(10:57 AM)

Yar! Can I join too?

(10:57 AM)

Hey Bull you wanna join too?

Unless you're too chicken to do it

(10:58 AM)

....

FINE I'll join too!

(10:58 AM)

Aye!

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I WANNA JOIN TOO!

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id like to watch at least

(10:59 AM)

Do You Even Know How To Set Up A Map

(11:00 AM)

You clearly didn't last time

(11:00 AM)

OOOOOOOOOOOOH

(11:01 AM)

I Know the Theory

But I may need some Help

(11:02 AM)

-

FINE

I Will Come

Only To Make Sure We Don't Have A Lawsuit On Our Hands

(11:02 AM)

you really think a little lawsuit is gonna stop us?

[Several people are typing]

(1:44 PM)

I just realized something

(1:44 PM)

oh?

(1:44 PM)

What is it Poco?

(1:45 PM)

Well,

Mr. P said that this chat is for easier communications right?

(1:45 PM)

Yes, that was the original intent.

(1:46 PM)

I know we have an announcement chat

But I think we should have a self-announcement chat too.

(1:46 PM)

Self announcement?

(1:47 PM)

Yeah,

Announcements like when performances are happening or when shops have a special thing going on.

(1:48 PM)

We have a website for all the announcements in the park.

(1:48 PM)

True,

But not everyone checks the website

(1:48 PM)

we have a website?

(1:49 PM)

Case in point.

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Don't worry Primo, I update the site on both my shows and your matches

(1:49 PM)

Ah. Gracias amigo

(1:50 PM)

De nada.

Anyways

We can add extra announcements to them addressed to brawlers directly.

Like bans and special discounts

(1:51 PM)

Hmm, you do make some fair points.

I'll bring that up and see what the others think.

(1:51 PM)

👍

[User Molotov made a new channel #self-announcements]

(2:12 PM)

Good day to everyone!

The mod team created a new channel for the server

This channel is for us who have shops, performances, and other non-brawling-related businesses to help announce any changes to said businesses. Such as openings, closings, discounts, and others.

This channel can also be used for announcements that the customers and guests don't need to know, such as troubling guests and routes to take if the park lanes get too hectic.

We still expect you all to use the website to announce information that the public needs to know but this will be a good way to get announcements out without asking the mods or opening the site.

Thank you.

@everyone

(2:13 PM)

*I've come to make an announcement:

Colton Junker's a b+tch-+ss motherf+cker, he pissed on my f+cking Power Cube. THAT'S RIGHT! He took his stupid f+cking d+ck out and pissed on my f+cking Power Cube! And he said his d+ck was 'THIS big' and I said 'that's disgusting!'. So I'm making a callout post in this group chat.*

[User Molotov has locked the channel]

(2:13 PM)

This was a mistake

(2:14 PM)

>>>LMAOO HE ACTUALLY DID IT

>>>8-BIT YOU LEGEND

(2:14 PM)

Brother, really?

(2:14 PM)

>>> Yes brother, really :D

(2:14 PM)

>>>What

(2:15 PM)

Boo! He didn't even finish it! >:P

(2:15 PM)

>>>Yeah he was an idiot there

>>>BUT HE GOT THE IMPORTANT PART OUT AND THAT'S WHAT MATTERS

(2:15 PM)

Hey! What the hell?!

What'd I do to you?!

(2:15 PM)

>>>Luckily I managed to get a screenshot before it got deleted~

(2:16 PM)

Perhaps I should make some roles so that non-authorized people can make announcements like that

You think?

(2:36 PM)

>>>google how to get unstuck from hole

>>>google

>>>how to get out of cannonball hole

(2:36 PM)

uh

(2:37 PM)

Oh Tick, you're typing in Discord again!

(2:37 PM)

>>>oh

>>> oops sorry

>>>google how to delete messages on discord

(2:37 PM)

sjhdjhs

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whats that?

(2:38 PM)

What's what?

(2:38 PM)

the thing emz did

(2:39 PM)

oh that's just a keyboard smash

(3:39 PM)

It's a keyboard smash!

It can mean a lot of things. Annoyance, Laughter, Anger

(2:40 PM)

did you get that from urban dictionary?

(2:40 PM)

Maybe 💦

But I paraphrased it so its alright!

(2:41 PM)

how do I do it?

(2:41 PM)

you just press any letter you want on your keyboard

(2:46 PM)

G

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ajhdsdgjssh

(3:09 PM)

were back (:

(3:09 PM)

Welcome back

How was the battle

(3:09 PM)

pretty good

(3:09 PM)

I blasted myself out of the arena :(

(3:10 PM)

and i got to play instead (:

(3:10 PM)

I Told you the Recoil was a Lot

(3:10 PM)

yeah you did ):

(3:10 PM)

What were the teams?

And who won?

(3:11 PM)

Bull, Darryl, And, Max Were On One Team

And Brock, Colette, And Penny Were On The Other

Brock Switched Out With Spike Early On

No One Was Able To Hit Each Other

But Colette's Team Won Because They Got The Blue Star In The Middle.

(3:12 PM)

>>>Nuts

(3:12 PM)

I see! Congratulations!

(3:13 PM)

Thanks Poco-san! :DDD

(3:13 PM)

But I'm curious

Are you going to make that into the new performance for the park?

(3:14 PM)

*GAAAAAAASSSPP*

THATS A GREAT IDEA

(3:14 PM)

Heck yeah! I'd be down!

(3:14 PM)

As long as I get to be something cool

(3:14 PM)

Why didn't I think of that?!

I'm in!

(3:14 PM)

only if I'm the villain

(3:15 PM)

UH

(3:15 PM)

but I'm sold (:

(3:15 PM)

I CALL SHOTGUN

(3:15 PM)

What do You Mean Performance at The Park?

Am I Missing Something?

(3:16 PM)

.

Did

Did you guys forget to tell Colonel Ruffs what we do here?

(3:16 PM)

>>> How did you guys manage that?

>>> Its been two years!

(3:16 PM)

Years?

(3:17 PM)

Uh?

(3:17 PM)

>>>Ack- I meant weeks

>>>Stupid harddrives fried >-

(3:17 PM)

You should get that checked Bit

(3:18 PM)

But what Is the Performance?

At long last, it's finally out! Ugh. I swear I'll find a way to get these things out sooner. And also be more active here in general.

Speaking off, now that I'm writing again, I should promote this thing too. If you wanna hang out with other Brawl Stars fans and writers (and maybe make some new friends) you should check out our server here. https://discord.gg/FsEEnV8rcS We could use a few more members...

what

what

what do you mean you're a skeleton???

.

Sandy

Everyone knows I'm a skeleton

WHAT?!