Nicknames-a-plenty

Notes: This was inevitable. You know how it goes in Chatfics.

Also, we're back to a text-based format. As much as I enjoyed using Tupperbot and doing screenshots for the chapter it was a hassle getting everything down. Writing a script, timing the responses (so that the time listed makes sense), screenshotting and cropping, and posting it all here in order. And after Wattpad RUDELY deleted the screenshots I had already pasted on the drafts of this and other chapters I got fed up and just decided to go back to writing it text so I can finally get this done.

Maybe in the future, I'll go back and do screenshots for all the past chapters but for now, you'll have to tolerate the text format. Sorry about that!

Anyways, back to the chat.

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#chromatic

(4:41 PM)

And that's why dogs are banned at the Snowtel.

(4:41 PM)

WoW (O_O;)

(4:41 PM)

Yep-!

She just stormed off! Just like that!

(4:42 PM)

The clean-up was terrible, we had to replace a bunch of furniture because of her.

But at least the other guests were kind enough not to bother us

(4:42 PM)

Silver Linings I guess... ^^💦

(4:42 PM)

Oh wow that's a real life Karen

I thought people like that only existed in stories!

(4:42 PM)

Hi Surge~!

(4:43 PM)

Unfortunately they don't.

Hello Surge

(4:43 PM)

!!!!!

***SSUUUUURRRRGGGGEEEE***

Check you DMSsss~ 👀

(4:43 PM)

Oh wow that's a lot

Hold on I'll get to that

(4:43 PM)

I'll see you there! :3

(4:44 PM)

...

That was weird

Should we be worried?

(4:44 PM)

Probably not.

They're good kids. They wouldn't do anything too crazy

You know how Colette is. Maybe she just has something big to show him! Hehe

(4:45 PM)

Hm. Youre right

It's probably nothing :)

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Direct Messages @Surge @Colette

(12:41 PM)

*crashes in*

SURGE

I just had an a-MA-zing discovery

We're gonna do

THE

*PRANK*

***EVER!!!***

I think this could be the thing to top the pranks list!

>:3c

Be the first and most memorable

Hit me up as soon as youre free~ ( ƅ°ਉ°)ƅ

(4:44 PM)

*crashes in*

You here? :D

(4:45 PM)

I AM HERE!

Whew thats a wall of text

What did you discover?

*And what prank do you have in mind?*

(4:45 PM)

( ••)

( ••)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

*ahem*

(4:45 PM)

Oh this is serious-

(4:46 PM)

It has come to my attention that the server is *lacking* in certain areas

(4:46 PM)

Like?

(4:46 PM)

FLAVOR!

Everything here is BoRiNg

Like, everything is so normal!

What kind of a chatfic doesnt have anything crazy going on?! ( ⌡ ຶम⌡ ຶ )

(4:46 PM)

Chatfic?

(4:46 PM)

*Chatroom

Sorry typo

Anyways!

I found a solution to that problem

(4:47 PM)

👀

(4:47 PM)

I found out

That the mods forgot to fix permissions for the nicknames

Meaning

*we can go change everyones names in the chat*

(4:48 PM)

I got you!

Man, who knew they'd leave something like that open?

(4:48 PM)

Right?!

So my proposal to you

*Do you wanna help me prank the chat with some nicknames?*

(4:49 PM)

Sounds pretty harmless

Count me in!

(4:49 PM)

YESSSS

This is gonna be great! (╯✧∇✧)╯✨

(4:49 PM)

When do we start?

I wanna name Max Speedy

(4:50 PM)

NOT RIGHT NOW

Too many people! Too active!

We need to wait

Maybe sometime 11 PM?

Thats when the chats the least active!

(4:50 PM)

I see!

(4:50 PM)

And we gotta change the names too

Its too boring!

We need something memey!

Make it memorable! ( •̀ω•́ )σ

(4:51 PM)

You mean

Meme-orable?

(4:51 PM)

Bsjsnduam

Thats perfect!

(4:51 PM)

Thanks! I try

So are we gonna get the other pranksters in it too?

(4:52 PM)

Nah~

It'd be easier if its just the two of us

Make it a Chromatic Prank thing!

Plus it'd be more fun to see Penny, Leon and Spikes reaction to all this >:3c

(4:52 PM)

Haha! Alright!

So, whats your plan for the nicknames then?

[Colette is typing]

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#mod-chat

(4:52 PM)

Did anyone else just felt a shiver go down your spine?

(4:52 PM)

youre a robot?

(4:52 PM)

Thats exactly why I'm mentioning it.

I'm at the bandstand right now so I'm nowhere near anything cold.

I asked the other robots if they felt anything and aside from Barley no one else felt it.

(4:53 PM)

I'm currently at my bar right now.

Nothing strange has happened before that.

So I suggested we ask in the chat just in case.

(4:53 PM)

why not ask in general?

(4:53 PM)

.

Thats a good question.

(4:54 PM)

I felt something too.

(4:54 PM)

Same here.

And the snowblowers are off right now.

(4:54 PM)

now that you mention it i did feel something too

(4:54 PM)

me too

(4:54 PM)

That's really concerning.

I felt the same thing too.

(4:55 PM)

is everyone going down with something

(4:55 PM)

i hope not

cause if you're all sick with what i have i don't think any of you'd be alive now

(4:55 PM)

uh

(4:56 PM)

Well if it is some kind of sickness my clinic is always open.

That goes for you two Chet and Barley.

You two should not be capable of shivering.

Keep an eye on yourselves, and tell me if anything happens @Barley @Ricochet

(4:56 PM)

Of course Pam

(4:56 PM)

Will do head mech

#general

(7:30 AM)

Good Morning Everyone!

What on Earth?

(7:30 AM)

Mornin Bea!

(7:30 AM)

Hola Bea

(7:30 AM)

Whats going on here?

Why is everybody's name changed?

(7:31 AM)

Not sure

I just logged in and saw everyone's name changed

Not that I mind what my nickname is! Yarharhar!

(7:31 AM)

At Least You Like Your Name

Why Is This MINE?!

(7:31 AM)

...

(7:31 AM)

...

(7:31 AM)

>>>YAHAHAHAHA

(7:32 AM)

STOP LAUGHING

(7:32 AM)

i love these names

(7:32 AM)

These names are embarrassing! ////

(7:32 AM)

I Will THROTTLE Somebody

(7:32 AM)

will you do it with a noo-st

(7:32 AM)

O.O

(7:33 AM)

I Will Start With You

(7:33 AM)

if you can find me

(7:33 AM)

...

They both went offline

(7:33 AM)

Oh no-!

(7:34 AM)

Well

Guess we wont be seeing those two landlubbers for the rest of the day.

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#general

(10:10 AM)

I hate

That this is my name

(10:11 AM)

Lol.

I think its great!

(10:11 AM)

I don't get it

Is it a reference to something?

(10:11 AM)

Oh yes it is

(10:11 AM)

?

(10:11 AM)

👀

(10:11 AM)

RICO BROCK DONT YOU START

(10:12 AM)

64 bits~

(10:12 AM)

32 bits

(10:12 AM)

16 Bits.

(10:12 AM)

8 BITS!

(10:12 AM)

4 BITS!!

(10:12 AM)

2 BITS!!!

(10:12 AM)

*1 BIT*

(10:12 AM)

(10:12 AM)

(10:12 AM)

(10:12 AM)

(10:13 AM)

>>>ARGH!

(10:13 AM)

Aw come on Brock I wanted to say that!

(10:13 AM)

Sorry Ric that's just how it rolled

(10:13 AM)

Did you just-

(10:13 AM)

I should have known it was more of your video game tomfoolery

(10:13 AM)

I hate

Both of you >:C

(10:14 AM)

Love ya too Bit

(1:24 PM)

Hehe these names are pretty fun

Dont know who changed mine but Im keeping it (◕ᴗ◕✿)

Now what do the others have?

(1:24 PM)

Hehe. Nice

Eh, its kinda boring

accurate

( O , O )

hahaha get rekd

cutieee!

(1:25 PM)

What are you doing Bibi?

(1:25 PM)

?

Ping?

(1:25 PM)

Oh Uh Hi

Nothing (O,O)'

(1:25 PM)

Why did I get tagged?

(1:25 PM)

Ehehe

I just wanted to see the funny names?

(1:26 PM)

You could have just looked at the members list?

(1:26 PM)

But that's boring!

(3:25 PM)

Good Afternoon everyone!

.

Why did I get called little man :'(

(3:25 PM)

Probly cause ur tiny

Little man

(3:25 PM)

:'(

(3:25 PM)

Penny don't be mean!

(3:26 PM)

Im not!

Just stating facts!

(3:26 PM)

>>> he's not short!

>>> he's funsized!

>>> like me :D

(3:26 PM)

Tight bars little man!

(3:26 PM)

you're like 4 months too early for that reference dude

(3:26 PM)

But isn't it waaaaaay past the reference now?

(3:26 PM)

🙃

(3:26 PM)

RIght, sorry Spike-senpai

(3:26 PM)

Oh, whoops. Sorry!

(3:27 PM)

>>>?

(3:27 PM)

?

(3:27 PM)

Wonder what that's all about

(3:27 PM)

wait arent Mr. p and spike still fighting?

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(6:03 PM)

Ay

...

Who ever changed my name to this

I will f+ck you up

(6:03 PM)

Are you really going to risk your talking privileges just to swear vengeance?

(6:04 PM)

Hehe swear

(6:04 PM)

Duh

(6:04 PM)

I agree

But really, do you have to be so vulgar about it?

(6:04 PM)

F+ck off Carl-

[User Swear Jar Filler has been muted for 10 minutes]

(6:04 PM)

There she blows!

(6:04 PM)

There she blows her chances of talking in the chat?

(6:05 PM)

pfffft--

(6:05 PM)

YAHARHARHAR

I KNEW YOU WERE A PIRATE AS WELL!

(6:05 PM)

:D

(6:05 PM)

But seriously

While I do not agree with how Jacky presented the problem I do heavily agree with what she said

These nicknames are ridiculous!

They are so childish and immature!

They should not be given!

(6:06 PM)

Aw cmon live a lil Carl

(6:06 PM)

No

(6:06 PM)

Carl really said no lol

(6:06 PM)

Stop it!

Anyways

I'm being serious here

WHy did our names get changed

This is terrible

And why is there no policing being done about it?

(6:07 PM)

What.

(6:07 PM)

Please do something about this!

(6:07 PM)

Please don't its hilarious

(6:07 PM)

Fine

I will converge with the other mods about this

(6:07 PM)

No broooo D:

(6:07 PM)

*THANK* you

(6:10 PM)

Has anyone figured out why everyone's nicknames changed?

(6:10 PM)

nope.

(6:10 PM)

I've been too busy at the bar to really check much. My apologies.

(6:10 PM)

why are you asking suddenly?

(6:10 PM)

Jacky and Carl were complaining in our chat

And I am curious as to why everyone's name changed.

(6:11 PM)

huh

well no ones admitting to anything

(6:11 PM)

I doubt anyone would fess up so easily.

(6:11 PM)

oh? howd you know

(6:11 PM)

Why, I was quite the prankster in my youth

Sometimes the most legendary pranks are the ones where the pranksters never get caught.

(6:11 PM)

*huh*

(6:12 PM)

Alright, the bar is in a lull right now.

Speaking of which, where are Spike and Mr.P? Shouldn't they be here too?

(6:12 PM)

They're currently in Pam's Medical Ward

They fought outside of the arena's boundaries and got injured

(6:12 PM)

Idiots

(6:12 PM)

I see.

I suppose that also explains why Pam hasn't been either.

(6:13 PM)

Good Evening everyone.

(6:13 PM)

Perhaps I spoke too soon.

(6:13 PM)

Evening head mech.

(6:13 PM)

Good evening Pam.

How are Mr. P and Spike?

(6:13 PM)

They're doing fine.

They left the clinic not too long ago.

(6:13 PM)

Oh that's a relief

(6:14 PM)

By the way

I noticed the change of names?

They're pretty clever I must say.

Who changed them?

(6:14 PM)

That's the thing

We don't know who changed them

(6:14 PM)

Hmm

Have you guys checked the Audit Logs yet?

(6:14 PM)

.

(6:14 PM)

Whats that?

(6:15 PM)

It's basically a log of stuff that changed in the server

I believe it should also include nickname changes

(6:15 PM)

How Did You Learn Of That?

(6:15 PM)

Oh good evening Mr.P

(6:15 PM)

I did a bit of research and experimentation

Us junkers now have a server of our own

(6:16 PM)

cool

(6:16 PM)

So whats to be done to whoever changed the nicknames?

(6:16 PM)

Carl thinks we should punish whoever did it.

(6:16 PM)

I Agree.

(6:16 PM)

really?

i don't think this is hurting anyone

and its pretty fun

(6:16 PM)

here here! :)

(6:17 PM)

Good Evening Spike.

(6:17 PM)

I found our culprits

Turns out it was Surge and Colette who did it

(6:17 PM)

wait really?

(6:17 PM)

Huh. I would have thought Penny and Leon did it.

(6:17 PM)

I'm so proud :')

(6:17 PM)

You Told Them To Do It?!

(6:18 PM)

no

I'm just proud by proxy.

(6:18 PM)

For some reason everyone has the ability to change anyone else's nickname

Funny, that's normally off by default.

Anyways, lets talk to them and see what they have to say.

Then we can decide what to do with them and the nicknames

(6:42 PM)

〣( ºΔº )〣

***SUUURGE***

THEY FOUND US OUT

(6:42 PM)

What?

Oh

*Oh No*

(6:42 PM)

How did they find us out?!

It hasn't been a day yet 😭

(6:42 PM)

Those are all from the mods right?

What do we do?

(6:43 PM)

IDK

I'm just hiding in invisible right now *hides under blanket*

(6:43 PM)

Well

It can't be that bad, right?

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(7:13 PM)

Because of the sudden change in nicknames, we've decided to set a few rules regarding them.

You can use a nickname in the chat if you want but they are not mandatory.

**

You can have matching nicknames with others if you really want but no changing others' names without permission. This also applies to Mods.

This should be obvious. This is the only time Mods can change the nicknames and only to something appropriate. If you still try to change it afterward you'll be punished until you change the nickname.

This will also be posted in

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(7:14 PM)

Oh the rules changed

Finally!

I need to get this changed.

(7:14 PM)

What are you going to change it to?

(7:14 PM)

Not sure

I'll think of something

Don't wanna just put it as Crow tho

(7:14 PM)

how about Toxic

(7:15 PM)

You tryna say something punk?

(7:15 PM)

nooooo....

(7:15 PM)

Well, it is kinda fitting

Toxic assassin and all

(7:15 PM)

Why are you only changing it now?

There was nothing preventing you from changing it earlier

(7:15 PM)

Aw the names changed