The (not so) democratically elected moderators and some shiny new chat rooms.

Notes: Sorry for taking so long to update! I don't really have a valid excuse for leaving you all hanging for this long. But I promise to try and make up for that!

Switching channels like this is actually kinda confusing to write. I'm not sure if putting timestamps on the messages would make it easier or harder for you guys to follow. Hopefully, future chapters wouldn't have this much flip-flopping going around.

~

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FIRST!

HAH! I'M ACTUALLY FIRST NOW

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jshdjsg

AYE

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:D

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Alright alright alright

Lets get this settled.

I think I should be the moderator

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You? No way!

if anything I should be the moderator!

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I'm the sheriff

You'd just use the position to bully the others!

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Yeah but you're the worst sheriff ever!

Ricochet practically had to come out of retirement to come save your sorry +ss

And I have a restaurant. I know how to manage things!

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Hey my +ss is fine thank you very much!

And just cause you own a thing doesn't mean that you should be the mod!

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If we're doing things this way

I think I should be the mod.

After all, I am the Starting Brawler

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You can't claim first on this thing!

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Yeah!

Besides, I got here in this chat first so I should be the mod!

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If we're going by firsts

I was the first to chat in general out of all of us

So hah!

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...

DANGIT

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HAH

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But shouldn't the mod be someones whos active in the chat?

No offense to you guys but I've been the most active talker in the group

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I SHOULD BE THE MOD CAUSE IM THE OLDEST

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NITA WANTS TO BE MOD

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No way! The mod should actually know how to use this thing.

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But you're barely even here?

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Yes. But that's cause I'm managing my own social media sites

Cause, yknow

I know how to do things here

Unlike the boomer and the animal over here.

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HEY!

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Shouldn't the moderator be someone who is responsible?

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Being the mod would be kinda cool

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That's just normal social media stuff

You don't know

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Yes Jessie. But it seems that the others are too into trying to get the status of one instead

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Of course I know how to

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Are you going to try to be the moderator Bo?

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A robot should have the job so that we can be online to check whenever we want!

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YEAH!

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Perhaps. Though this whole online chatting thing is still quite new to me.

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Thats robot bias!

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But perhaps we should mention that once they are done arguing about this...

Whatever it is...

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Yeah...

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So, we have to elect someone to be a representative and a moderator for us Rares.

There are only 4 of us so this shouldn't take too long.

Does anyone want to become a mod?

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Well actually, Primo and I have kind of come to a consensus

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Oh?

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Si.

Us entertainers are at my place so were able to talk it out here.

We think it should be either you or Barley to be our moderator.

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Oh! Well, I'm flattered.

Why us specifically if you don't mind me asking?

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Well, you're both heads and owners of your respective Trios.

Primo and I'll probably be too busy thinking of new performances to really check up on the group too much.

Plus the others respect you guys a lot more!

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Aw, thanks for the vote of confidence little guy!

Though I think Barley should be the mod.

I don't use my phone much, Bea and Sprout are more active than me, so it'd make more sense if Barley was the mod.

Plus he was able to corral the others into letting Sprout speak up earlier. So he's already doing his job.

I'd like him to take the position. Provided he's not too busy with his bar job to manage.

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Si! I'm glad we could agree!

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Well we've made our choice. Whaddya say Barley, be our rep?

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Oh my. I didn't expect you all to choose me! I thought you guys would want to try your hand at it.

It should be fine. I'm a robot, after all, I'm always connected to this chat.

Very well, I shall be the Rare's moderator!

I hope I can

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AY! This calls for a celebration!

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You're the best bot for the job!

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Now you just gotta tell the others.

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Ah yes! I'll get right on that!

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How do we say who the new moderator is going to be?

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Just tag us. We'll fix it in a jiffy.

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Alright. The rares have agreed that I will be the mod.

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Gotcha

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Thank you.

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No problem!

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Awe sweet!

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So...

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So,

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So?

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So.

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So, so, so so.

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So. So-so SO!

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Soso.

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I can't believe you three.

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I swear the Pirates all share one brain cell between them with the idiocy they come up with.

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Yeah that's fair

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But I'm not a pirate?

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You are now

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Welcome aboard!

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*gasp*

*I've always wanted to be a pirate.*

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*And we've always wanted another member*

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...

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The pirates have stolen your robot.

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WHAT?!

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WHAT?!

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What's happening?

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CHET

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HE'S NOW OURS' SUCKERS!

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NO GIVE HIM BACK

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FINDERS KEEPERS

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He was never even lost!

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Don't care

Hes in super rare with us so he's our bot now too

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Well, in that case

WE'LL TAKE TICK

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NO THATS MY SON

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FINDERS KEEPERS

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PENPEN HELP

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Oh dear

Everyone, please calm down. I'm sure we can all handle this peacefully.

[Several users are typing...]

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Wow

I can't believe you did that.

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The Arcade trio needs to know that other me is being taken away from them

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And you expected to tell that without causing a commotion n the chat?

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...

A mere oversight and miscalculation

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...

For that, I think I should be the Super Rare's moderator.

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But the pirates haven't agreed to anything.

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That's cause they're arguing about teams thanks to your work.

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Jacky will vehemently oppose you.

Meanwhile, I have no major opposition from our other rarity-mates

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Well, I guess we'll have to see after they sort their problem out.

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We don't even get a chance to choose someone else?

LAME

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Well, Pam did try to help out the server by talking to Mr. P

So even just by her actions before all of this she'd probably be the one everyone will vote.

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Well said!

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Definitely. Shes a mother so she knows how to keep control.

Even if she is a bit lenient...

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Yep. Even Bull's scared of her sometimes. Perfect for the job!

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Yeah...

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Aw, thank you dears.

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Frank you're siding with them?

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Kind off, yeah.

Can't really think of anyone else who'd do better.

Maybe Piper

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You're too kind~.

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simp

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Who would you even choose to be the mod if we did have to vote?

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IDK.

Anyone else?

Its just weird having a mom hanging around here

Like that seems wrong somehow

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???

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Is there something you want to talk about Edgar?

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No.

Just ugh.

Forget it.

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I'll be watching you...

#mythics

(5:00 PM)

Testing

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FIRST

Wait...

Come on!

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Man, today is not your day

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I wanna be first in these chats.

One day, I swear I'll get the first message one day

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I wish you luck

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Me too

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Awe, thanks!

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So this is the chat I get to share with you bufoons.

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Aw, don't be like that Byron.

We're not all that bad.

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I'll believe it when I see it.

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*I can be your Bufoon*

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What

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What

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WHAT

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What?

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What

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What

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This chat was a mistake.

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Mhmm.

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Well, ya did have it coming in making this

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I know that, you dont need to say it out loud.

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Uh oh, I think Mr. P's getting angry

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*OH NO HES TYPING*

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I vote that crow wouldn't be our mod!

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What?!

You can't do that!

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Are there any rules that say I cant?

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...

I vote that Leon wouldn't be our mod!

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Hey!

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*A twist*

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... Does that mean they're out of the running?

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*... I guess?*

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Welp, looks like its just the three of us now

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Wait it was just a joke!

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Y'all hear something?

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... omg

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SPIKE!

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No, I don't think so.

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Wow

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... So how do we proceed?

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HEY!

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We're only kidding calm down Leon

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We were?

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*Sandyyy*

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*:)*

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*Betrayal*

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So uh, how are we supposed to do it then?

If its the five of us again

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Not sure

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I don't really care who gets picked

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Do we even really need one?

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The bossguin says so so

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Hey hey! Looks like Gales gonna be our mod!

Way to go Gale!

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Woo! Go Gramps!

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Why, thank you, you two.

I'll admit, I didn't expect Mr. P to go along with Pam's suggestion.

But I'm glad he did.

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What was the suggestion?

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To not overwork himself and to disperse the power a little.

I was mostly there to help him keep cool, but I guess he thought I could do the job here

I'm still learning all this technology stuff but I hope I can fulfill my roles here well!

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You're already doing great!

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Yeah!

And if you ever get any technology problems just ask me or Surge out. We'd be happy to help.

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Oh why thank you, lads.

Yes, I'll be sure to let you know if I need any help.

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YAY GALE

But wouldn't that mean we can't have fun in the server?

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I wouldn't go that far

Just as long as you don't disturb the others I think it should be fine.

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SWEET!

@Surge WANNA DO SOMETHING TO THE CHAT LATER

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I'm interested! What do you have in mind?

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I'LL DM YOU LATER

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Don't break any rules!

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We won't!

... Probably

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Gosh golly!

(7:50 PM)

This whole thing brings up the question

Which trio do I even belong to?

(7:50 PM)

Well,

Aesthetically I think you'd fit in the Wild West Trio with Shelly, Colt and Spike

But since you're also technically Rico you'd be in the Arcade Trio with 8-Bit and Brock

Though it wouldn't be a trio by that point.

(7:50 PM)

Hm.

I think I may need a second opinion

(7:51 PM)

If you're looking for an objective standpoint I say talk to Pam

If you're being philosophical talk to Tara

But either way I don't think you'd get a straight answer

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Oh. The mutes up.

*Sigh* The quiet was fun while it lasted.

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So it is.

Hello Jacky.

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Sup f+ckers

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You're on your second harsh swear already Jacky

One more and you're gonna get muted again

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...

This rule is freaking stupid.

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Good.

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So what'd I miss?

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We're voting on mods right now, one for each rarity group

The Pirates and Rico are fighting in #general so the jigs up between me and Carl.

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What, I'm not even in the running list?

Typical

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You already got muted once

I don't think our group mod should have a criminal record.

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Well you don't have to be so rude

I vote for Ricochet.

At least he lets me swear. I already get enough nagging in the mines I don't need to hear more from your b+tch+ass here

(User Jacky has been muted for 10 minutes)

(7:53 PM)

Well, she didn't last long

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No, she didn't

But she did manage to cast her vote *before* she left so thats one point for me.

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Fine, lets settle this.

@super-rare Who should be our mod?

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BACK

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Ping?

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Huh?

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Who should be our mod? Jacky already said it should be me.

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But we need some second opinions

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So wait whos our choices?

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Anyone really.

But it kind of became between me and Ricochet

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Ideally, it would be me,

But if I had to choose someone else it'd be Chet

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Same here!

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And now I feel bad

#trophy-road

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WE ARE GETTING NOWHERE IN THIS!

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THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO STUBBORN TO BUDGE UP!

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I think we're going around in circles here...

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Unfortunately...

Though it has been quieter since Brock and 8-Bit left to fight in #general

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Ladies, ladies, you're both beautiful

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GOSH I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS CHAT

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Not that it helped with the fighting...

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HEHE

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I CAN BEAT YOU ANYTIME

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WANNA BET?!

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Wait, I GOT IT!

@trophy-road

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What

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I got pinged?

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WHOMST

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huh?

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Oh! They're back!

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We can't settle it in chat

Were Brawlers

Lets settle it in a BRAWL

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Oh no.

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I'm interested

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NITA WANTS TO FIGHT FOR MOD SPOT