《Brawl-Cord》The Chaotic Welcome
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(Note: Timestamps may be a bit wonky at first, I'm still trying to figure out how to pace them correctly)
(Note 2: I'm not sure how outright swearing will be handled here yet. For now '+' will be used as censors since '*' will help indicate bold and italics in text like in Discord)
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#welcome
->Shelly joined your party.
->A wild Nita appeared.
->Colt just joined. Everyone, look busy!
->Big Bull showed up!
->Jessie just joined the server - glhf!
->Welcome, Brock. We hope you brought pizza.
->Dynamike hopped into the server. Kangaroo!
->Bo has arrived. Party's over.
->A Tick has spawned in the server.
->Ready player 8-Bit
->Ermagherd. Emz is here.
->Challenger approaching - El Primo has appeared!
->Barley just showed up. Hold my beer.
->Poco just joined. Can I get a heal?
->Roses are red, violets are blue, Rosa joined this server with you.
->Rico joined. You must construct additional pylons.
->Welcome Ricochet. Leave your weapons by the door.
->Darryl just slid into the server.
->Penny just joined. Hide your bananas.
->It's dangerous to go alone, take Carl!
->Hey! Listen! Jacky has joined!
->Cheers, love! Piper is here!
->Pam has joined the server! It's super effective!
->Welcome, Frank. We were expecting you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
->Bibi is here to kick butt and chew bubblegum. And Bibi is all out of gum.
->Bea has joined. Stay awhile and listen!
->Hello. Is it Nani you're looking for?
->Swoooosh.Edgar just landed.
->Brace yourselves. Mortis just joined the server.
->Ha! Tara has joined! You activated my trap card!
->Gene is here, as the prophecy foretold.
->Cheers, love! Max's here!
->It's Sprout! Praise the sun! [T]/
->We've been expecting you Byron
->A Spike has spawned in the server.
-> It's a bird! It's a plane! Nevermind, it's just Crow.
->Where's Leon? In the server!
->Welcome, Sandy. Stay awhile and listen.
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->Amber just arrived. Seems OP - please nerf.
->Welcome, Gale. Stay awhile and listen.
->Gale joined your party.
->Never gonna give Colette up. Never gonna let Colette down.
->Lou just joined. Hide your bananas.
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(6:00 PM)
what the f+ck is this?
(6:00 PM)
Language!
(6:00 PM)
...It's only been a minute and we're already at each other's throats.
(6:00 PM)
Did you really expect anything else
(6:00 PM)
... No.
... But the point still stands
(6:01 PM)
FIRST!
Aw, man!
(6:01 PM)
FIRST!
Wait-
*DANGGIT*
(6:01 PM)
HAHAHAHAHAHA
(6:01 PM)
Oof
Can we get an F for 8-Bit and Max?
(6:01 PM)
F
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F
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F
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F
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F
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F
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F
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F
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F
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F
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F
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F
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F
(6:02 PM)
Wow thanks guys T-T
(6:02 PM)
F?
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F!
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Aye! The Grampas are getting into it
Get over here and give us an F too!
(6:02 PM)
No.
(6:02 PM)
Aw come on man
(6:02 PM)
I like how this implies Byron's a grampa too
(6:03 PM)
No means no.
Besides, shouldn't we be more concerned about this chat?
(6:03 PM)
What? Jacky swearing as the first message of the chat?
(6:03 PM)
Aw man, Jacks, why you gotta take the first spot from me
(6:03 PM)
Like I cared about getting first
(6:03 PM)
Don't lie Jacky. Your first response upon seeing this chat was to shout and I quote 'THIS CHAT IS MINE' before sending that message.
(6:03 PM)
F*ck off Carl
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(6:03 PM)
LANGUAGE!
(6:03 PM)
We've gone off-topic.
(6:04 PM)
What I mean is who exactly made this chat room and what is its purpose.
(6:04 PM)
I'm with Byron
No one's come forward to say who the creator of this chat is right?
(6:04 PM)
Actually, I've figured it out!
(6:04 PM)
Really? That's good to hear!
So who is it?
(6:04 PM)
It's Mr. P!
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JESSIE SMART!
(6:04 PM)
Atta girl!
Let me guess, you figured it out when you didn't see Mr. P appear in the welcome chat?
(6:04 PM)
Well, yes...
But mostly from checking the roles.
He's the only one who has a role and his role is listed as Moderator.
(6:04 PM)
...
My daughter is so smart
(6:05 PM)
*Moooom*
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Aw, how cute!
(6:05 PM)
Wait did *none* of you notice that???
(6:05 PM)
Unfortunately not dear.
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Then like
Wouldn't that mean you're all dumb and not that she's smart?
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...
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...
*C E A S E*
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*AAA*
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oOF
Edgars dead.
(6:05 PM)
Excellent
I'll hold a funeral for him in five.
(6:05 PM)
F*ck off
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(6:06 PM)
...
I made this chat 5 minutes ago
(6:06 PM)
Aye, the Bossguins here.
Sup
(6:06 PM)
I mean
You've seen us Mr. P
*I'm not sure what you were expecting out of us*
(6:06 PM)
The truth hurts
(6:06 PM)
Finally, someone sensible.
Mind telling us what's all this about?
(6:06 PM)
I would but I'm still WRITING THE RULES DOWN
(6:06 PM)
Then why didn't you finish it before inviting us all here?
(6:06 PM)
Be quiet you.
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lol
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(6:06 PM)
1. KEEP THE CHAT PG-13.
2. TREAT EACH OTHER WITH RESPECT.
3. DO NOT SPAM OR FLOOD THE CHATS.
4. KEEP THE CHATS IN ITS RESPECTIVE CHANNELS.
5. SPEAK IN ENGLISH
6. LISTEN TO THE MOD AND OWNER
MORE RULES WILL BE ADDED IN THE FUTURE
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(6:06 PM)
Yeah, that's not going to last
(6:06 PM)
How much are you willing to bet it'll be broken before 10?
(6:06 PM)
I'm not gonna take that
No point in it if its a sure win
(6:07 PM)
Hola mis amigos!
And amigas!
(6:07 PM)
See?
(6:07 PM)
Nice
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NO SPANISH
READ THE RULES
(6:07 PM)
Spanish or Vanish
(6:07 PM)
Oh! Sorry, my friends.
I just opened my phone
This is a wonderful idea!
(6:07 PM)
I wish I had your enthusiasm Primo
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彼は最高！
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How the f-
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NO KANJI!
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Kare wa saikō!
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NO JAPANESE!
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You're no fun
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We're gonna find ALL the loop holes!
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#rules
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THE FIRST
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Dude not cool
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DON'T PING MEEEEE
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WHO SUMMONED ME
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Why is my phone buzzing so much
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AAAAAAAAA
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F+CK YOU LEON
(6:09 PM)
*LANGUAGE*
(6:09 PM)
*What did I open my phone to?*
(6:09 PM)
This is idiotic
(6:09 PM)
EVERYONE CALM DOWN!
(6:09 PM)
***FOLLOW THE RULES***
(6:10 PM)
Ay caramba!
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(I'll end things here for now)
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