《The Brutal Life Of A Delinquent》When Parents fight
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3rd person POV:
Anna watches through her computer screen how Marcus, John, and (Y/n) were approaching her base.
Anna: He's coming...
Leona, who sat across Anna's desk with her legs on the table then asked.
Leona: Who is?
Anna: (Y/n).
Leona:!
Leona: You should have told me earlier.
Anna: You were busy.
Leona: Still.
Anna: Stop complaining. It won't change anything.
Leona: Tch...
Leona: I'll deal with him. He should meet his son after all.
Anna: Marcus already did that. John has been with them since, as they beat up my generals.
Leona: WHAT!?
She turns Anna's screen to see John hanging from (Y/n)'s shoulder.
Leona: That mother fucking moron!
Anna:(mumbles) Literally...
Leona: I can't believe him... I'm going to kill him!
She barges out of the room.
(Opening theme)
The new trio arrived in front of a large building complex that was Anna's base.
(Y/n):.... Nothing impressive.
Entering, they found a large lobby filled with people who took one look at The Hellspawn and realized who he was.
A familiar face then approached the three.
Zach: Finally. I've been waiting for you.
(Y/n): What the hell are you doing here?
Zach: I'm the next general you'll be facing.
(Y/n): Anna must be on a budget if she hired you.
Zach: Today I-
Leona: Get out of the way!!
Leona dropkicks Zach aside.
She then stood with a commanding presence as she glared at (Y/n).
She wore an incredibly skimpy military outfit that showed of her thighs.
She wore an eye patch on her right eye, while also wearing a small hat.
Leona: Everyone... Leave!
Everyone in the Lobby left the building, leaving only her and the trio.
John:(happy baby noises)
(Y/n):....
(Y/n): HAHAHAHAHAHA!
(Y/n): What the hell are you wearing!?
(Y/n): Is it Halloween? Or is skimpy soldiers the new craze?
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Leona: You are unbelievable.
(Y/n): I'm unbelievable? I'm unbelievable!?
(Y/n): You're unbelievable!
Leona: Shut it! I'm pissed at you!
(Y/n): Said the kettle calling the pot black!
Leona: Huh? What are you mad about?
(Y/n): So many things!
(Y/n): First off... How dare you make me the responsible parent!
Leona: Excuse me!?
(Y/n): I'm taking care of our kid, while you wear that hilarious outfit and beat up people.
Leona: It's my job, which I had to get since you were busy fucking about in prison! And I wear this outfit to distract people, to make it easier to kick their ass.
Leona: And in what world is having your child hang from your god damn shoulder, responsible!?
(Y/n): At least I'm wearing pants! I can't believe I'm a good example of what to wear.
Leona: I don't wear this in front of John all the time! This just my work outfit! He would never have seen me in this if you didn't bring him along!.
(Y/n): Oh! That's another thing!
(Y/n): His name!
Leona: What's wrong with his name?
(Y/n): John... What a lame name. You should have given him the name Max Powers.
Leona:(bewildered)
Leona: First, no.
Leona: Second, how the hell is Johnathan a lame name? We can call him John, you know... Like John Wick.
(Y/n): Shit... I forgot about John Wick.
(Y/n):... Nevermind, John is actually a good name. Good job.
Leona: You're an idiot!
(Y/n): At least I don't have an eye patch!
(Y/n): What's the deal with that anyway?
Leona: None of your business!
Marcus: She got pinkeye.
Leona: Marcus!
(Y/n): Ha!
John:(sad baby noises)
Leona:!
Leona: It's okay, John, there's no need to cry.
Jason holds John.
(Y/n): She's right. There's no point. We're just going to fight and make up.
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(Y/n): Marcus, catch.
He tosses John to Marcus.
Leona:... D-did... Did you just toss our child?
(Y/n): He likes it.
Leona:.....
Leona: Marcus... Take John home.
Marcus: Yes Ma'am.
The two leave the parents alone in the lobby.
Leona: You know, I can forgive you for breaking off all contact from the world while you were in prison, hell, I expected it.
Leona: I'm okay that you weren't there during the pregnancy, the birth, or the first year of John's life.
Leona: With the situation, we were in, I can let it slide.
Leona: But tossing our child and bringing him along with you on your violent journey!?
Leona: That's where I draw the fucking line!
(Y/n):(wicked grin)
(Vs Leona theme)
Leona began approaching (Y/n).
(Y/n):(evil grin) As an apology, I'll give you the first hit.
Leona: Your funeral!
Her walk turns into a dash, which ends with a spinning roundhouse kick to (Y/n)'s head.
She kicked him hard enough to cause him to slide a few inches.
(Y/n):(stretches neck)
(Y/n): Nice kick.
Leona went for a high kick, and so did Jason. Their legs crashed into each other like two swords in a dual.
Returning to a standing fighting stance, they move in closer.
Leona swings her arm to try and karate chop the Hellspawn.
Deflecting her blow, he elbows her chin to knock her back.
Leona turns her stumble back into a kicking backflip where she kicks Jason's jaw in revenge.
(Y/n) slowly lowers his head to look at Leona with a wicked smirk.
Leona jogs forward, before jumping up and bicycle kicking the Hellspawn who slapped away the kicks.
Once she landed, (Y/n) through a mighty punch, that caused her to stumble back. With a little luck, she dodged the second punch.
Sliding behind (Y/n), she began to do a heel first high kick but at the last second used her moment to wrap her leg around his neck and from ther tried to put him in a lock of sorts.
But with the ridiculous strength, the Hellspawn possed all she basis did was wrap her body around his.
(Y/n) then threw her to the floor.
He then tried punching her but using both her legs to kick up, both attacks were canceled out.
Leona was now pushing upwards against (Y/n)'s fist that was pushing downwards.
Leona: Urrrrgghh...
(Y/n):....
(Y/n): Are we done here? I have a step-sister who I think sees me as a dad or something to beat up.
Leona: What?
(Y/n): Forget it...
Using his other hand, he spreads her legs and falls on top of her.
(Y/n): It's over.
She wraps her legs around him and attempts to squeeze him to no avail.
(Y/n): Are you done?
Leona headbutts his face, giving him a bloody nose.
Leona: Now... I'm done.
Leona: Never toss our child again.
(Y/n): Fine, whatever.
Leona: I can't believe I missed you...
(Y/n): Don't worry. I'll make sure you get sick of me.
Leona: So... How was it, to see your son for the first time.
(Y/n): I can rest easy knowing he gets his looks from me.
Leona: Fuck you.
(Y/n): That's your job.
Leona:...
Leona: What now?
(Y/n): We did just fight and make up, so how about I beat up Anna and we go do some parent shit or something.
Leona: It's not fight and make up. It's kiss and make up.
(Y/n): So...?
Leona: For fuck sake-
Leona: I'm stressed, I missed you and I need some relief. So just kiss me you hellishly stupid man.
She pulls him into her sweet embrace.
(Ending theme)
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