3rd person POV:

Enjoying some burgers, Marcus began discussing the game plan.

Marcus: So do you want to go straight to Anna now?

(Y/n): Nah. Let's beat up one more general or whatever these guys are called this time.

Marcus: It's not like they can beat you.

(Y/n): Yeah, but it's funny to see them try. And even funnier to see them fail.

Marcus: Fine, one more. Then we go straight to Anna and get this shit over with.

(Y/n): What's the rush?

Marcus: I'm highly concerned about the mental state of my girlfriend who seems to be going down a dark path.

(Y/n): Quite being concerned! Once she's in the hospital all will end well.

Marcus: Doing that, still leaves the problem of the world going through a second great depression.

(Y/n): The world isn't going to get depressed.

Marcus:(sigh) whatever.

(Y/n): Tch. Listen here. I have a plan for all of this.

Marcus: A plan? What kind?

(Y/n): You see...

The Hellspawn explains his plan.

Marcus:!?

Marcus: I don't know how... But you somehow made the second great depression sound like the better option.

(Y/n):(evil chuckle)

(Opening theme)

The three arrived at a somehow familiar gym with a long line of people wanting to enter.

(Y/n):....

(Y/n): Have we been here before?

Marcus: Yeah. This was the place where one of the old Gin generals used to work in.

(Y/n): Which one was that?

Marcus: It was the skinny gal.

(Y/n): Hmm.....

Marcus: The extremely flexible one, that dislocated her limbs to fight.

(Y/n): Ah, yeah. Whatever happened to her.

Marcus: I think-

(Y/n): I was joking, I don't care.

John: Bah!

(Y/n): Exactly.

Marcus: What does "Bah" mean?

(Y/n): How the hell should I know.

Marcus: But you still agree with it?

(Y/n): I don't need to understand something to agree with it.

Marcus:... Whatever.

Marcus: Trying to understand your logic is as hard as rocket science.

Cutting into the front of the line, they enter the gym despite the people in the line's dissatisfaction.

(Y/n): So who am I up against now?

Marcus: Gerald the champion.

(Y/n): Is that him?

Points at a random guy.

Marcus: No.

(Y/n): What about him?

Marcus: No.

John:(points)

Marcus: No- wait, actually that is him.

Gerald: Oh yeah!

Gerald: Come on everyone! Pump that iron!

(Y/n):?

Marcus: If Bobby's job was to teach newbies how to fight, his job is to get them into proper shape.

(Y/n): Hm. Yes, yes... I still don't care.

Grabbing John, he tosses him to Marcus.

Marcus: Jesus!

(Y/n): No, it's sadly John.

Marcus: Stop tossing him!

John:(giggles)

(Y/n): He likes it.

(Y/n): Anyway... Yo, you midlife crisis looking son of a bitch!

Gerald: Hm?

Gerald: Oh ho ho?

Gerald: Well if it isn't the infamous Hellspwn. It's an honor to finally meet you, sir.

(Y/n): Enough pleasantries! I already want to fall asleep.

(Y/n): You. Me. A fight. Let's go!

(Y/n): I have a looooooooooootttttt of people on my list of people's asses to kick.

Gerald: Of course. You're a big strong busy man. I get it.

Gerald: If you wish to fight, let us fight.

(Y/n):(mind) Why do these generals feel so... Odd? Like a pizza without strawberries.

(Y/n): Come on, let's go!

Gerald: Then let's go to the boxing ring.

(Y/n): Sure.

Jumping into the Boxing ring, the two prepared to fight.

(Vs Gerald theme)

(Y/n) cracked his knuckles while Gerald approached him.

(Y/n):(evil grin)

Marcus: While you fight, I'm going to try to explain to you again, how I theories Anna sees you.

(Y/n): Huh?

Gerald punches (Y/n).

(Y/n) Tch...

He dodges Gerald's next punch. When Gerald tried to strike him again, but the Hellspawn met his attack with an attack of his own.

By punching Geralds's fist, he canceled out his attack.

Moving himself closer to Gerald, he grabs his shoulder, pulls him closer, and headbutts him.

Marcus: I believe it started with her childhood, or more specifically her relationship with her father.

The Hellspawn Sparta kicked Gerald back.

Marcus: She was a good girl, surrounded by bad people.

Marcus: Tony was also absent a lot of the time, focusing more on Gin than anything else. So she lacked a father figure.

Gerald uppercuted (Y/n), who retaliated with a rising axe kick to the jaw.

Marcus: Fast-forwarding to when her father had her kidnapped. That led Anna to desire someone else to be a better male figure in her life.

Gerald pulled (Y/n) into a headlock while John screamed for his father to hit Gerald.

Marcus: Perhaps Connor was going to be something like that to her until you came along.

Marcus: Not only did you rescue her and beat up her father, which probably on a primal level won her over, but you also helped her fight back, by making her kick Tony.

(Y/n) dug his elbows into Gerald's side, inevitably causing Gerald to release him.

Marcus: Because of that. I believe Anna has begun to see you as a male figure to look up to.

(Y/n):?!

(Y/n): Are you saying she sees me as a dad!?

Marcus: In a way...

(Y/n): What the fuck?!

He then spins around and kicks Gerald in the face, leaving him in a daze.

(Y/n): I already have one kid! I don't need to add adult women with problems on to that.

Marcus: It's more accurate to say she looks up to you.

Marcus: You showed her not carrying and being brutal can get you... Everything.

Marcus: So she's trying to be you to help the world. Her good girl personality is what's basically causing her to breakdown at being a horrible person.

John: Bah?

(Y/n): Exactly! That made no sense!

Marcus: Well, maybe you need a degree to understand.

(Y/n): Shut it, before I show you my 10 degrees of kickassery.

He suddenly charged towards Gerald, kneed him in the gut, then threw him out of the boxing ring and into some sports equipment.

(Y/n): I definitely want to beat the shit out of Anna now!

Marcus: Listen-

Marcus:(gag)

Marcus: You might want to change John first.

(Y/n):?

(Y/n): John... Come on!

John:(embarrassed baby noises)

(Y/n): Hand him over...

The Hellspawn went to change John's diaper as Gerald groaned in pain.

Gerald: Good... Fight... Boss...

He passes out.

(Ending theme)