《The Brutal Life Of A Delinquent》Dragon assault: part 1
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3rd person to POV:
The Hellspwn carried the Princess over his shoulder as he made his way to Buckingham Palace to end the organization Ale.
Marcus, Anna, and Leona were right behind him, preparing themselves for the worse.
Marcus: So this is actually happening?
Anna: This feels like a nightmare...
Leona: Calm down. He hasn't realized it, but his plan is pretty smart.
Marcus: Whos plan? (Y/n)'s?
Leona: Think about it. Bringing the Princess will make them think we're still on their side.
Anna: Which will let (Y/n) get close enough to beat everyone up.
Marcus: I just realized how insane that plan is if anyone else but (Y/n) tried to do it.
Anna: I'm still quite troubled by all this.
Leona: Don't worry. I've seen him do something insane before, I don't need any more proof to know he can do it.
She stares at (Y/n).
Maria: Can you put me down? I'm willing to help with the plan.
(Y/n): No. Now shut up!
(Opening theme)
When (Y/n) arrived with the Princess over his shoulder the guards on duty immediately allowed him in while also messaging someone about their arrival.
It didn't take long for the five to be met with the five knights.
Trish: You actually did it.
(Y/n): I said I'd do it, and I did.
Jaune: And you did it fantastically. Now hand over the princess and her Highness will talk to you in a moment.
(Y/n) began holding Maria, bridal style while lightly tossing her in the air as if she was a baseball.
(Y/n): You want me to hand this pregnant bitch to you, so you can get the credit? Not a chance.
Scarlet: Did you say pregnant?!
(Y/n): Yep. This biker looking dude knocked her up.
Midna: The Queen will not be happy with this...
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Ivory: Hand over the princess, your job is done.
(Y/n): What are you on about? I'm not done.
Knights:?
(Y/n): I still have to beat up the leader of Ale.
Trish: So you figured it out?
(Y/n): Sure, let's say that.
Anna: We know that the Queen's the leader of Ale and you all had us beat up the ones trying to stop you.
Trish:(sigh)
Trish:... Jaune, Scarlet, secure the princess. The rest of us will take care of these liabilities.
Trish, Midna, and Ivory then draw their blades and dash towards Anna, Leona, and Marcus.
(Y/n): Mother fuckers!
Scarlet gets in his way, preventing (Y/n) from intervening in the knight's attack on his companions.
The three companions of the Hellspawn retreat back to avoid getting hit with the knight's blades, but once they and the knight's exit the hallway they were in, Trish used a remote to drop a gate.
This gate trapped (Y/n), Maria, Scarlet, and Jaune in one section of the palace while leaving the others in a different section.
Leona: (Y/n), we'll deal with these whores, you take care of the rest!
(Y/n): Tch...
The three get separated by the knights.
(Y/n): Damn it...
Scarlet:(smirks) Did things not go as you planned?
(Y/n): No, I wanted to hospitalize all of you, damn it!
(Y/n): At least my servants are the ones who are going to do it...
Scarlet:(annoyed) You little...
Flipping a switch on her sword, her blade begins to glow with heat.
Scarlet then swings her blade towards him, only for the Hellspawn to raise up Maria as a human shield.
The red-haired knight was able to stop her attack, but a second sooner and Maria would have lost her head.
Scarlet: Despicable bastard...
(Y/n):(evil chuckle)
(Y/n): What's wrong? Can't hit a pregnant woman?
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Scarlet: Grrrr...
Meanwhile with Leona.
She crashed through the door that leads to the dining room.
Turning around, she saw Midna enter the dining room.
Leona: So you're going to use a sword against me? Seems unfair.
Midna: I know about you and what you can do.
Midna: You could snap my sword clean in half with a clean kick.
Leona: That's why I said it was unfair... For you.
Taking up a fighting pose, Leona prepares to educate Midna in where she sits in the food chain.
(Leona vs Midna theme)
Midna charges towards Leona who stands her ground.
The Twilight swings her blade down at Leona, who deflects the attack with a spinning high kick.
Continuing her spin, she attempts to roundhouse kick Midna who hops to the side to avoid the impact.
Leona then backflips onto the dining room table and begins kicking the pre-set dishes on the table at Midna who starts swinging her sword to smash the dishes.
Midna: Do you have any idea how much those plates cost?
Leona: What are you complaining about? You're the one breaking them.
With the last plate, Leona kicked and Midna smashed, the knight temporarily become blinded after a shard of the broken plate landed in her eye.
Midna: AGH!?
Leona: Heh...
Taking advantage of this moment, Leona in the direction of Midna.
Midna hearing Leona's heavy stomps against the table gets ready to swing at the Cobalt lion.
When it came down to it, Midna's swing missed, since Leona flipped over her instead of going for the direct attack like she expected.
Now behind the knight, Leona punched Midna on the right side of her ribcage, hitting her liver.
Midna then dropped her sword and instinctively placed her hands on the spot of impact to remedy the pain.
The knight had trouble breathing and keeping balance which is a normal effect of a liver punch.
Leona: Maybe you should have worn armor like an actual knight instead of trying to show off your figure with that obviously cry for attention.
Midna:(pant)... Y-you're one to talk...(pant)... Have you looked in a mirror?
Leona: Please... Armor would only slow me down and I need movement along with flexibility.
Leona: Besides...
Running up to her, Leona jumps into the air, spinning in a horizontal axis to kick Midna's head, making the Knight fall unconscious.
Landing Leona looks down at the beaten knight.
Leona: I actually look decent, unlike you.
Leona:(sigh).
Leona: Need to find the others before It's too late.
The Cobalt lion then rushes out of the room in search of her friends.
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