《The Brutal Life Of A Delinquent》Can't outrun the Hellspawn
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3rd person POV:
The Hellspawn and his companions were enjoying a nice breakfast until the Knight known as Scarlet arrived.
Scarlet: Found him!
(Y/n): Who?
Scarlet: One of the captains you're supposed to take down.
(Y/n): You could have led with that.
Scarlet: Wha-?
Scarlet: But I did?
(Y/n): We can discuss how stupid you are for hours, but I rather beat up a guy I don't know.
Scarlet:(mumbles) I can't wait to kill you.
Leona: What did you say?
Scarlet: Clean your ears and you might have known.
Leona:(mumbles) You want to get your ass kicked?
Scarlet: What was that?
Leona: Clean your ears, bitch.
Scarlet: You want to fight!?
Leona: Bring it tomato head!
(Y/n): Listen here, if anyone is going to fight anyone, it's me. So bring it on!
Marcus: This escalated quickly...
Anna: Maybe you all shouldn't-
And that's how the hotel cafeteria was destroyed.
(Opening theme)
The four arrived at an empty track field.
Marcus: This should be the place.
(Y/n): Is his gimmick turning invisible? Because I don't see anyone I can beat up.
Anna: Maybe he's not here yet?
(Y/n): Tch... I'm going to take a nap.
Leona: How sleep deprived are you?
(Y/n): If I'm bored, I sleep since there's nothing else to do.
(Y/n): Go search for my next victim, you are my lackeys.
He walks up to a bench, he quickly falls asleep on it, and with nothing else to do, the three went in search for Bucky the Dashing man.
They didn't stray far from the running track, since Bucky was supposed to be here or at least in the general area.
Eventually, they split up.
When that eventually ended in failure they return to regroup. Anna and Leona being the first to arrive.
Leona: Find anything?
Anna: Sorry...
Leona: It's fine. Let's see if Bos-(clears throat)
Leona: (Y/n), let's see if he's done with his nap.
(Engine revving)
Turning around, the girls see a man on a motorcycle stop in front of them
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Black leather clothes, brown hair that goes down to his neck, with a light beard on his face and what looked like a prosthetic left hand.
This man was none other than Bucky the dashing man.
Bucky: Ladies... If I had known you were here, I would have tossed everything I was doing to the wind just so I could have greeted you to my favorite spot.
Anna: Uh... Hi?
Leona: Does that ever work?
Bucky: It's a start that leads to many climaxes.
Leona: Are you the dashing man?
Bucky: Why yes I am blueberry.
Bucky: And If I'm not mistaken, you're the Cobalt lion.
Leona:!?
Anna: Leona, isn't that...?
Leona: My title.
Bucky: I see why... Ferocious, majestic, blue... It's perfect.
Bucky: But didn't you betray Gin? Why are you here?
Leona: Let's just say, my new boss wants an audience with you.
Bucky: This new boss of yours wouldn't happen to be this newcomer called the Hellspawn, now would it?
Leona: If I'm going to follow anyone, might as well be the one who's top of the food chain.
Bucky: But where are you in that food chain?
Leona: Let me show you!
Leona roundhouse kicks Bucky who flips out of the way, causing her to knock his motorcycle, leaving a large dent in it.
Bucky: Impressive... I love a lady with good legs.
Bucky: Let's see how good those legs are.
Bucky then dashes away in a full sprint.
Leona immediately gave chase just as Marcus arrived, leaving Anna to update him on the current situation.
Back to the battle, it didn't take long for Leona to realize why Bucky was called the dashing man.
He was an extremely fast man, easily outrunning Leona. This man was easily as fast as the world record holder of the fastest man alive.
To irritate Leona even further, Bucky began running in a zig-zag pattern which after some difficulty allowed her to catch up but only barely.
With each opening she found, she pounced to attack. With each miss, making the cobalt lion angrier.
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Eventually, Leona sprained her leg, allowing Bucky to created a large distance between him and her before turning around and running straight towards her.
Leona did the same after shaking her leg and dashed towards him, even with the pain.
Marcus and Anna watch as the fighters or in this case runners got closer to each other.
Leona then jumped in the air and performed a flying kick at Bucky, who slid under the kick on his legs, then got up while punching Leona in the back of the head, making her go spinning in the air.
Leona:(mind) Shit, this is going to hurt!
She thought to herself as she began plummeting to the ground with her eyes closed to avoid seeing her painful landing.
But when a second went by and she landed on something while not feeling pain from it, she opened her eyes to see (Y/n), who had caught her.
Leona:!
(Y/n): I said, search for him, not chase him around like an idiot.
Leona:!
Leona: Sorry...
(Y/n): Save it for someone who gives a shit. Your punishment is a hard landing.
He drops her on to the ground.
Leona: Urk! Fair enough...
(Y/n): Yo, bucket man!
Bucky: It's Bucky!
(Y/n): Call yourself whatever you want, I'm beating you up either way.
Bucky: How about a race?
(Y/n): No.
Bucky: Come on, one lap, and you can do whatever you want to me?
(Y/n): Even crushing you with that motorcycle,
Bucky: Uhh... S-sure... But if I win, you let me go.
(Y/n): Sure... Of course...
The two then get onto a starting line.
Bucky: Ready...
(Y/n): Just-
Bucky: Go!
He dashes off.
(Vs Bucky theme)
Bucky:(mind) Let's see how fast this Hellspawn is...
Turning his head to the left to see where (Y/n) was, he was shocked to find he wasn't behind him.
Bucky:(mind) Where did he...?
Turning his head straight he saw (Y/n) was to his right and quickly passing him.
Bucky:!?
Bucky: No you don't!
Quickening his pace he attempted to pass (Y/n), who simply grabbed his hair and pulled Bucky back then quickened his own pace.
Bucky: Ack!
Bucky:(mind) No!
Again and again, he tried to catch up to the Hellspawn, who simply ran too fast for Bucky to catch up.
(Y/n) then slid to a holt, confusing the Dashing man, until he looked where the Hellspawn stood to see he had crossed the finish line.
Looking back up, he saw (Y/n)'s arm, which he ran straight into, making him fall straight on his back.
Staring up, Bucky saw the wicked grin of the Hellspawn.
He immediately ran towards his motorcycle, but that was a mistake.
(Y/n) dropped kicked Bucky off his bike. When he got up, the Dashing man got a face full of his own motorcycle.
After slamming the motorcycle in his face, (Y/n) slammed it down on Bucky's body.
After the sound of several bones breaking, Bucky was left unconscious under his motorcycle.
Dusting himself off, he makes his way to his companions.
Leona was currently using Marcus and Anna as crutches to help stand.
After dashing with a sprained leg, she seemed to have made the leg worse.
(Y/n): We're done here. Let's go.
It didn't take long to see how Leona's injury slowed down the group's walking pace immensely.
(Y/n): Hurry up!
Leona: Sorry...
(Y/n): Quit apologizing, I don't give a shit.
Walking up to Leona, he tosses her over his shoulder without any effort.
Leona:!?
(Y/n): Let's go.
They then made their way back to the hotel.
Leona was extremely embarrassed that she had to be carried like that all the way back. In the end, she just considered it her punishment for not being able to beat Bucky herself.
Meanwhile, Scarlet loomed over the unconscious and broken body of Bucky.
Scarlet:(disgusted look)
Scarlet: That's one way to do it... Not really sure I can get anything out of him, but we'll see.
(Ending theme)
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