《The Brutal Life Of A Delinquent》London Ale: part 2
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3rd person POV:
While the five knights bowed to their queen, her Majesty explained what she needed.
Queen: I need your help to take down the criminal organization known as Ale.
(Y/n): Huh? You want me to beat up a drink?
Leona: Ale is one of the three major crime organizations in the world.
Anna: And the older sibling gang to Gin.
Queen: Knights, stand up.
The five knights stand up.
Scarlet: Your Highness, you can't be serious about having him take care of the organization.
Trish: Give us more time and we'll have them on their knees.
Queen: I cannot wait another few months. That young man managed to bring down Gin in less than a week.
Queen: He is what I need.
Midna: Why are you in a hurry?
Queen: My daughter has been taken captive by their leader.
Knights:!?
(Opening theme)
Anna: Your daughter has been taken?
Queen: Yes...
Queen: Mcknight, a beg you, please bring down this organization and save my daughter.
(Y/n): You keep going on about what you want me to do and not what I'll get out of this.
Ivory: You scum!
(Y/n): Blow me. I ain't going to help someone I don't give a shit about for free.
Queen: Understandable. I'm prepared to reward you handsomely.
Queen: If you do this, I shall knight you.
Jaune:!
Trish: You want to knight him?!
Queen: Yes. I'll also give him a reward of his choice.
(Y/n): What does being a knight give me?
Jaune: The benefits of being a knight are a generous steady income, health insurance, along with authority over a large number of servants to the queen.
Leona: Is this actually happening?
Marcus: I think it is...
(Y/n): Heh... Make me a knight now, then I'll do it. Once I'm done then I expect serval boxes of strawberries.
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Queen: It's a deal.
Knights:!?
She walks up to him and swings her hand to both of his shoulders.
Queen: I dub thee, Sir Mcknight.
(Y/n): Cool.
Marcus: Ah yes, the classic Knight line... "Cool".
Scarlet: I cannot believe he's one of us now...
Queen: The other Knights will tell you where the four generals can be located. Interrogating them should help locate the leader and my daughter.
Queen: Good luck, Sir Mcknight.
The Queen leaves the room.
(Y/n): I get to beat up another Mafia group and get paid to do it? Maybe I should start a business doing that?
Leona: I can't believe this...
(Y/n): Yo, bitches of the strip pole, where can I find those punks that I need to hospitalize?
Trish: Refer to us by our names.
(Y/n): Fuck you, your names suck and I already forgot them.
(Y/n): You four are now bitch 1 to 4. And the guy is jacky chan.
Jaune: It's Jaune.
Marcus: Just go with it, you'll have an easier time.
Leona: Tell us where these generals are.
Jaune:(sigh) They refer to themselves as Chiefs, not generals.
(Y/n): Who cares?
Scarlet: Ugh... One chief is named Bucky Barnett, his nickname is the Dashing man.
Scarlet: You could probably find him on a track field.
Ivory: Another chief is Daniella Regna. They call her The Challenging. I bet you'll find her in the "Rocky kickboxing", a gym in the city.
Midna: The third chief is Bobby the kid, a little rascal. They'll probably hang out at a playground.
Trish: Last but not least there's Miss Y.
Marcus: Y? Y what?
Trish: That's just what she's called. She's a dangerous woman. I have no idea where to find her, she'll usually find you.
Jaune: Who are you going to go after first?
(Y/n): I have absolutely no idea where anything is in this country.
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(Y/n): So take me to one of them.
Jaune: We don't know all of their exact locations so...
(Y/n): So call me when you do know. I can't beat someone up if they're not in front of me, believe me, I've tried.
(Y/n): I'm going to go take a nap in my hotel, so wake me when you know where to go.
Trish: Are you really going to help save the princess?
(Y/n): When I say I'll do something, I do it.
(Y/n): Let's go.
Marcus: Perhaps we should exchange phone numbers?
Leona: Let's go.
She begins to drag Marcus.
Marcus: But their digits!
The four began to walk away with Jaune following them.
Jaune: Alow me escort you out.
(Y/n): Whatever jockstrap.
Jaune: It's Jaune.
(Y/n): Neat...
Jaune: May I ask a question?
(Y/n): Whatever it is, the answer is me punching you.
Marcus: Just ask us.
Jaune: Very well. How did he beat the generals of Gin?
Marcus: By hurting them a lot.
Jaune: That's it?
Leona: The simplest solution is usually the best.
Jaune: Hm...
Jaune then escorted the four to a limousine that then drove them to their hotel. There they found their room with four beds.
Marcus: Looks like we're sharing a room. How nice~
Leona:(rolls eyes)
Anna:(shy blush)
Leona: So you're going to help them?
(Y/n): Weren't you listening? Yes, I am.
Marcus: Let the big man fight. The three of us will simply hang out together here... Alone.
(Y/n): You all are coming with me.
He said while jumping onto one of the beds.
Marcus: Wait, what? Why!?
(Y/n): Because I said so.
Marcus: Awww man...
Leona: It's better than being alone with him.
She walks up to a bed.
Marcus: Hey, I'm not that bad!
Anna, out of pity, places a hand on his shoulder.
Leona: Doesn't it seem strange?
(Y/n): What?
Leona: They know so much about their enemy but they don't attack them.
Marcus: Maybe they don't want to worry the public with the info of a notorious gang working in their city.
Marcus: How many people know about the three big gangs?
Leona: They should all be known but I guess where they reside in the world isn't common knowledge.
Anna: If we assume that theory is true, then wouldn't that mean they're using (Y/n) as a scapegoat?
Marcus: How?
Anna: If to the world the four chiefs are normal people, they're basically staging their defeat as if it was by the hands of a delinquent on a rampage.
Leona: That's kinda what he is...
Anna: Yes, but... I don't know, something just doesn't feel right.
Anna: I remember my father saying that the generals of Ale were called Cavaliere.
Marcus: Maybe they changed the names? Your dad was imprisoned, they could have been afraid he'll reveal some stuff.
Anna: I don't know about that...
Anna: (Y/n)? What do you-
(Y/n): Zzzzzzzz...
Marcus: Fast asleep...
Leona: Let's just follow the Boss- I mean (Y/n)'s lead.
Agreeing, the three wait until one of the knights find one of the Chiefs.
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