《its just what we do Boyf Riends (Completed)》jesus he keeps saving people
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Issa we Wednesday now
Today is jermeys play and im going to save his ass im bringing mountain dew red and i have feeeling this won't be easy i basically missed the whole school day though
Im going to have so much make up work id rather die then do it i grab my mountain dew red stuff it in my pocket get my pt cruiser keys and drive off
I turn on some music from veronicas and drive off
I park in front of school and run in and find a seat in the audience
"Your gonna squip the whole cast" jermey said in a tone of anger
"thats only for starters" the squip laughs
"THATS NOT WHAT I WANTED!"
This is pretty good for a school play
"Its the only way to acheive what you want"
"Then I'll fight back I'll get drunk"
"And i will be back when you're sober unless you want to stay wasted forever"
"I NEED TO GET YOU OUT OF ME YOUR A PHYSCHO PATH"
This is way to good for a school play
"You've already drank the green good luck"
"You've already drank the green" jermey mutters under his breath
"THATS IT GREEN MOUNTAIN DEW ACTIVATES YOU RED SHUTS YOU OFF"
"Why did you think we has it discontinued now to get rid of me you need a time machine to the 1990s"
"OR A FRIEND WHOS SO OLD SCHOOL HE BUYS OLD DRINKS FROM THE BACK ROOM IN SPENCERS GIFTS"
The squip does a dramatic gasp
"TO BAD YOU DON'T HAVE ONE OF THOOSE ANYMORE"
"MICHAEL CALL MICHAEL" jermey says into his phone i take this as a time to sneak back stage
"IM GOING TO IMPROVE YOUR LIFE JERMEY EVEN IF I HAVE TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE STUDENT BODY TO DO IT"
I jump out onto the stage
"MICHAEL MAKES AND ENTRANCE"
"MICHAEL"
"I was just in the audience thinking this is pretty good for a school play and then i was like THIS IS WAY TO GOOD FOR A SCHOOL PLAY he squpied everyone else right"
"You came to see me in the play"
"Even brought my own refreshments"
I lifted up the mountain dew red and my sleeve rolled down revealing some fresh cuts i roll it down cassualy
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I heard him gasp
"Michael?"
"Thats not important right now we have a school to save"
"Alright but this conversation isn't over"
"JAKE this may be weird if i hold done jermey can you make him drink this mountain dew red"
"Acctualy that doesn't sound weird at all"
"Up up down down left right a"
Jake screechea in pain and dumps the mountain dew red and throws it across the room
Suddenly everyone crowds us like zombies in aotd
"Jermey theres still some left in the bottle!"
"How am i supposed to get past them"
"APOCALYPSE OF THE DAMNED"
"LEVEL 9 THE CADFETOROUM" we say in sync
Chloe and brooke charge towards us we kick both of them back and dodge mister reyes as he charges towards us suddenly jenna appears like the final boss
We dodge her as being much faster jermey reaches for the mountain dew red he holds it up to his lips
"You don't want to drink that jermey!"
"WHY NOT"
"Because you will never be with her!"
There comes christine in all he pride and glory
"You are the person i want to be with everyday and this is sonething that ive been afraid to say"
"That is not christine"
"I assure you it is its just her fears and insecurities have been released"
"Your the guy i am so kinda into to the guy that im totally into this feeling is new jermey i love you"
I knew after her heard thoose words we have lost jake holds me by my arms and i just watch and cry
"She'll do what ever i want"
"Thats what i promised"
He turns over to me and i quickly put a fake smile on my face
"Great"
He turns his head to christine
"Drink this"
And then she screams and everyone screams i scream out of fear after everyone screams their heads off
I feel arms wrap around me it was jermey
"Oh my god michael im so sorry
"Its ok"
"No its not im coming over"
"Ok if you insist"
I open the door and we both bolt upstairs
He hugs me
"Im so sorry I've been the worst friend no one can replace you we have been player 1 and player 2 for 12 years im not me without you thoose past months proved it"
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"Its ok jermey it really is"
He starts crying i wipe the tears away with my sleeve
"Its ok it was the squips fault not yours"
I can't help but remember thoose fresh cuts that i saw and his hoodie is so large on him he probably weighs less then me
Oh my god i hope that he's been eating but i highly doubt it his pants look huge on him too he was perfectly fine the way he was
This isn't my happy michael sure he wasn't happy before but he doesn't seem happy at all
He frowns like he knows what im thinking
"Jermey im fine"
"I don't beleive so"
"Jermey please"
"Take ofd your hoodie"
"I-i"
"Take off your hoodie"
He took it off and i gasped oh my god scars and cuts lined up and done both arms all over some scars are more faded then others and i can see a bunch of bone through his arm
I start sobing and pull michael into a big hug
"Im so sorry"
"Its ok just never leave me again and i was sad even before this whole squip thing its not your fault"
"I promise"
Its late and we head to bed i warp my arms around michael feeling as if i let go he would escape from my arms
I closed my eyes and drifted in to sleep
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I wake up eyes wide did i really do that toy best friend oh my god thats awful
Michaels back is turned to me i burry my face in his hair and feel safe
I get out of bed and get a text from christine
Tofuckingpure: meet me at the park
Bisexualdistress: ok
OH MY GOD CHRISTINE JUST ASKED ME TO GO THE PARK WITH HER
I shake michael awake
"Michael michael"
"Yeah" he says with a bright smile
"Christine asked me to go the park with her is it ok if i leave"
I see his smile go slightly crooked but he keeps trying to bring it up i can't help but feel guilty
"Uh yeah sure when you gonna be back"
I look at the time
11:30
"I promise to be back by 5"
"Ok"
"Uh hey christine!"
"Hi!"
"So ih jermey i was wondering if you would like to be my boyfriend"
"I would love that chris!"
"Great!!"
Jermey went to have a date with Christine i don't want to interfere but i have to something for my moms and jermey
I haven't eaten in weeks and i have to do this for them i take a shaky breath and grab a breakfast bar i take a tiny bite
And oh my god i forgot how good food was ive been on slushie diet for forever i eat the whole bar and grab a peice of pizza i eat it and stop
I feel my energy scream a sigh of relief and i feel good this is a start
I decided to text my cousin john
Inthebathroom24/7:i acctualy ate today john!
Insouthcarolina: congrats! 👏 throw two pints of sam adams and you will be complete 🍺
Itb24/7: yeah fuck no not after last time littery herc and laff were making out while you and alex kept repeating how you loved eachother and im in the corner i don't appreciate that memory
Insc: aww your no fun anway i gtg bai weirdo
Itb24/7: bai gay turtle
I go upstairs and just cry in my bed i don't feel in the mood please come back soon jermey
"Bye christine!"
"Bye babe!"
I run over to michaels i don't know why im so worried i just need to see him
I get my key out of my pocket michael gave me a key to my house this is basically a second home
When i enter i hear loud sobs coming from upstairs i dash up the stairs and swing open the door to see a curled up michael in his bed i go over mad cuddle him
My poor broken michael
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