When you woke up, you weren't expecting to have your face buried between Giorno's tits with a slight hangover.

You sat up abruptly and looked around the room, only to realize everyone was passed out on futons and snoring quietly. "Bitch didn't wake me up..." You grumbled to yourself and rolled out from under Giorno before standing up and trying to exit the room quietly.

You walked around on the walkway and tried to find your way to the nearest bathroom or kitchen so you could drink some water and possibly find a remedy for a hangover. You weren't quite sure if you ate dinner last night, but you weren't starving, so that was a good sign.

You stopped outside a room and cracked it open before sighing when it revelated the kitchen. You let yourself in and looked for the faucet before turning it on and putting your mouth under it so you could get a drink of water.

"What are you doing?"

You jumped and banged your head on the neck of the faucet. "Ow- Shit!" You turned it off and looked around for the source of the voice. You finally met a pair of green eyes that belonged to the one and only Jotaro Kujo.

"Getting some water because I have a hangover from our drinking competition." You motioned to the sink you were drinking out of earlier.

He grunted and went back to cooking as you stood there awkwardly, not really knowing what to do since everyone was still asleep, and you most likely had some form of jetlag.

"Whatcha cookin?" You popped up beside him and looked at the pile of food he was preparing. Your eyes swept over the mounds of eggs, toast, bacon, pancakes, and some dishes you didn't know the names to. All you knew was it had rice, some fish, and some form of broth or soup.

"Go bother your cousin. She's up and playing with Jolyne in the living room." He shooed you away from the food, causing you to pout slightly before you realized you get to hang out with kids and bother your cousin; it's a win-win for you. You hummed and stole a slice of bacon before bolting out of the kitchen with your newly founded treat.

You jogged all the way to the living room before sliding the door open to reveal a priceless sight. Four Eyes was trying to catch Jolyne, who had lipstick in her hand that she used on Four Eyes, the reason why her face looked like it was doodled on; Shizuka was watching the whole thing unfold while she played with a glass butterfly in her hand.

You finished off your slice of bacon and leaned on the doorway, and watched Four Eyes do a few more laps before falling and eating shit in the process. You snickered and walked inside to help her up before rubbing the lipstick off with your hand, causing it to smear and eventually rub off onto your hand; good thing it wasn't a lot of lipstick being used.

"And I thought you weren't a morning person." You rolled your eyes and scoffed at her sneering words. "And I thought you were the responsible one who doesn't let shi-" You looked at the kids in the room and cut yourself off. "Shenanigans like this unfold." You quietly praised yourself for the smooth save.

She rolled her eyes and brightened up slightly. "Let's catch up. I haven't heard from anyone in our family in months!" She dragged you away from the kids and outside, causing Jolyne to pout slightly until Shizuka mentioned something about candy.

You closed the door quietly and walked with Four Eyes in a comfortable silence until she broke it. "So... how did you end up-" She motioned to the place around her. "here? In the past, I guess I should say..." You hummed in agreement and responded to her question after a few seconds. "Fell down a manhole and into the sewers. Woke up in the same place too. What about you?"

She snickered and shook her head. "Woke up in a dumpster somewhere in Japan, and when Josuke found me... I turned to glass because of my anxiety and scared him half to death!" She started laughing, causing you to join in, at the thought of the teen realizing she was becoming see-through.

"How did you meet your friends?" You stopped laughing after a few moments and sighed. "Apparently, it's bad news to be a stand user in Italy. It's gotten me a... interesting job." You didn't want to admit to her that you joined the mafia and may or may not have done some VERY illegal things.

"Oh? What kind of job?" You stiffened at her question and nervously laughed. "Guess. You'll never get it."

"Oh? Don't tell me you went through with that one plan of yours." You raised a brow and stopped walking to look at her. "Which plan? The one where I pretend to be a ghost or the one where I live on the streets and train surf to travel around?" She shook her head and responded. "No, no, the other plan. The one you talked about a year ago when your mom was talking about sending you to college."

You hummed for a second trying to recall the memory before shaking your head and shrugging. "Refresh my memory. I can't remember which plan you're talking about." She sighed and pinched your cheek in annoyance. "The plan where you were going to wear a horse head and become a stripper if your mom threatened to send you to college again." You let out a long 'oh' and remembered the funny memory.

"Yeah! And I was going to have a unicorn head on Fridays through Sundays, and a zebra head on Thursdays and donkey on Tuesdays!" You both laughed at the memory until she suddenly turned serious and started hitting you. "You better not have gone through with that plan; I'll tear you a new one if you did!" You blocked her hits slightly, not like it would change a thing since they were fairly weak, to begin with.

"Alright, alright, I didn't drop out and become a stripper! Chill." She stopped hitting you and beamed. "So what job did you get? Did you become a teacher or something?" She seemed to be exhilarated at the thought of your lazy ass doing something productive, which you did do something sorta productive every day, mind you.

"Um. Welllllllll, I guess you can say I'm kinda a bodyguard." It wasn't the whole truth, but not quite a lie either. "Wow! I guess it suits you since your stand is a defensive stand that can buy the user time to escape... I work as a librarian now!" She posed dramatically for you and you chuckled at her goofiness. She was usually strict around other people but laid back when the two of you were alone. It was refreshing, to be honest.

"Wow... Honestly, I can see you as a Librarian, not going to lie." Mostly because you can see her wielding scissors and yelling at people for not being quiet, you also didn't really have a clue what librarians did all day.

"So, any 'fun' stories you want to share about your friends?" She nudged you suggestively and wiggled her eyebrows. You rolled your eyes, and pushed her away, and continued walking. "They don't see me like that, dumbass." She scoffed and snickered.

"Good joke, but seriously." You quirked a brow at her. "I'm serious. None of them see me like that unless you want to count Mista. He's always been a thirsty hoe." She raised a brow and edged you to continue.

"And I guess Abbacchio... since he seems to enjoy cuddling me..." She waited for you to continue while your eyebrows slowly started to furrow.

"And maybe Fugo... since he seems to accidentally grope me every now and again on an accident and we end up in weird positions..." Her grin grew wider as you continued.

"Narancia seems to love gifting me things and always craves my attention..." You slowly started to slow down, causing Four Eyes to slow and match your pace.

"Trish always wants to take care of me..." You stopped walking at this point as your eyebrows knitted together as you continued.

"Possibly Bucciarati, since he- you know what, I don't need to re-experience that traumatizing shit." You chuckled slightly and continued to the last person.

"And Giorno... he always was a bit flirty and gifts me stuff, and I return the gesture by hugs or pecks on the cheek- HOLY SHIT, THEY'RE IN LOVE WITH ME!" You cut yourself off at the Earth-shattering realization as your cousin chuckled slightly.

"You hit the nail on the head; I'm surprised it took you this long to figure it out." She scratched her cheek and laughed at your shocked expression.

You pulled at your hair slightly and looked at her in shock. "How- who- when?" You weren't making sense as Four Eyes patted your shoulder and comforted you slightly. "They were all bickering at Giorno the whole way to the guest room, and I happened to overhear them. Plus, they were all giving Giorno silent death threats with their glares when you were sleeping against him last night."

"Honestly (Y/n), you're so dense sometimes..." She flicked your head and continued walking, leaving you to have your crisis on the walkway, until she realized you weren't following her and had to turn around and go back for you.

"Let's go; I have the perfect remedy to take your mind off this." She pulled you along behind her.

You stopped when she dragged you into the front yard and watched her get into a fighting stance. "You're seriously not going to try and fight me, are you? You know I'll end up winning, right?" You smirked when she pulled her stand out. You shrugged and summoned .

"You're not wrong about fighting being the perfect way to take my mind off things." You readied yourself for her first attack while your stand found the perfect tape for this situation.

"Oh, hell yeah! I haven't heard this one in ages." You moved your feet to the beat and watched as broke up into many pieces and turned into birds before charging at you.

Your stand grabbed your hand and started dancing with you while he moved his upper arm up and down and hit some of the birds before spinning you. You kept your feet moving to the beat while your stand dealt with the current threat.

You spun by your self and moved to the side when a broken shard of a bird almost hit you. "Watch the shards, !" Your stand gave you a thumbs up before spinning and skating on the fairly flat dirt ground, not the best of terrain, but your stand could still move properly.

Your stand skated back and grabbed your hand before he took you closer to Four Eyes. He moved you closer and away from him as glass was shot your way in the form of birds. lifted you in the air and twirled, using your feet to hit the glass animals charging at the two of you.

You laughed and landed on the ground before lunging to the side to avoid a stray piece of glass flying by your head. You hummed along to the music and stomped your feet to the beat while your stand broke up the remaining glass animals before picking your cousin up and throwing her over his shoulder.

"Ack! (Y/n), get your stand!" You shook your head and kept dancing while she flailed on his back wildly. "He don't bite!"

"Yes, he do!" You heard a random yet familiar voice of Mista from behind you, causing you to stop dancing to the music to turn around to greet your audience.

Everyone was sitting on the walkway, enjoying the show, and eating breakfast. "What the hell?!" You had no idea how many people were inside the house last night until you saw them all on the walkway and eating like it was another ordinary day.

"Wait a minute..." You squinted your eyes and notice the familiar silver fox of Caesar, just idly talking to Lisa Lisa while eating. He was sitting next to an old man that seemed ancient as he slowly chewed his food next to an old woman, who you assumed to be his wife.

put your cousin down and watched her flush in embarrassment at the seemingly flash crowd. "Welp, that's enough dancing for now. I'm going to go jump down the stairs and hope I break my neck." She started walking towards the stairs, causing you to roll your eyes and grab the back of her collar before pulling her behind you while you went to go greet everyone.

"So... how long have you guys been chilling here?" You hummed before stealing a piece of bacon off Mista's plate.

"After we heard glass breaking and music. You two were very loud." Jotaro commented as he continued eating his breakfast. You shrugged and looked at Caesar before waving your hand. "Oi! Weird Bubble Buddy guy that is at the age that can be considered a sugar daddy!"

That seemed to get his attention because he looked at you in confusion. "What's a 'sugar daddy'?" Four Eyes covered your mouth before you could respond and shot you a warning glare.

She slowly removed her hand and climbed onto the walkway before leaving to go grab the two of you breakfast, hopefully.

"Don't worry about it. So is the guy next to you your friend that you came to visit?" You motioned the old senile man, that seemed to be dozing off. "Oh, Joseph? Yeah. We've been friends since we were teenagers!" You had to do a doubletake on both of them as you tried to figure out how they were able to hang out when they were teenagers.

"No offense, but there's like a thirty-year gap between the two of you." Caesar chuckled and took a deep breath before yellow sparks popped off him. "This can slow down age too. But, this idiot here stopped practicing." He nudged his friend, who jolted awake, and looked around in confusion. "Huh? Did someone call me?" He looked around a few more times before he resumed eating.

"Right... well, enjoy your weird bubble-blowing powers or whatever." You waved towards him before walking back to your team and worming your way between Narancia and Fugo.

"You guys enjoy the show?" Narancia nodded his head quickly while he munched on some eggs. "Yeah! Your cousin's ability is really cool!" Fugo hummed in agreement before he swallowed his food.

"Why were the two of you fighting in the first place?" You thought back for a moment before remembering your crisis earlier. Your face heavily flushed, and you squirmed in your seat slightly. "Oh. Ummmmmm-" "Are you sick? You didn't stay out here for too long, did you? It's still pretty cold." Fugo held the back of his hand against your head, causing your face to grow redder if it was even possible.

"I'm going to grab back, I'll be food." You quickly stood up, and weaved past everyone, and jogged to the kitchen in hurry.

You slam the door open and saw Four Eyes filling two plates of food. "Why did you make me aware! I can't look at them the same, damn it!" She chuckled and sat the plates down before looking at you. "Because it would be funny to watch you have a heart attack every time they did something sweet for you."

You groaned and repeatedly banged your head against the doorframe. "I. Hate. You. So. Much." You spoke between bangs before your stand finally had enough and tried to cushion your head with his hand.

"I might be wrong and be overthinking it." She commented, causing you to halt your head smashing. "Continue."

"I mean... they may just be really good friends that care about you a lot." She continued and dropped a few pieces of bacon on her plate. "They may just really care about you and enjoy your company and see you as a really close friend. And I may have misread the situation and took it the wrong way." She shrugged and handed you a plate and glass of water before walking past you with her food.

"So don't stress over it."

You finished breakfast in a less awkward atmosphere and just told Fugo you remembered something embarrassing. Thankfully he didn't push and ask what you remembered.

You were chilling outside and watching Shizuka and Jolyne play tag. It was a pretty boring game since Shizuka seemed to disappear before Jolyne could reach her and reappear a few feet away from her. Jolyne seemed frustrated over the unfair disadvantage and would yell at Shizuka and call her a cheater.

"(Y/nnnn)~! Can you please come play so Shizuka will stop cheating!" Jolyne begged you, causing you to quirk a brow at her. "Go ask Four Eyes because if I play, you'll never catch me." Jolyne pouted and gave you the puppy dog eyes.

You sweated nervously and looked away in an attempt to hold your ground. "Pleaaaaaaaaaase~! If you play, then maybe everyone else will want to play!" You glanced at her and sighed.

"Fine..." You held your hand out so she could tag you. "What's the rules?" You questioned her before she cheerfully responded. "No tag backs! You gotta find someone new!" You sighed and stood up before stretching.

You eyed the outside land for Shizuka before finding someone better, Narancia. "Watch this." You motioned over to Narancia before breaking out into a full-blown sprint towards the boy and tackling him to the ground. "Tag bitch!" You scrambled off him and sprinted towardsJolyne before picking her up and running.

"Hey! No fair!" Narancia yelled before running over to Fugo and roping him into the game. Eventually, the whole team was in the game while you ran for your life with a screaming Jolyne hanging onto your back.

You passed Four Eyes and stopped for a moment before running back to her and pulling away from her friends. "Hey! Why did you do that?! I was busy talking to them!"

"We're playing tag, and it's basically a warzone out here." You turned the corner before you heard a zipper sound from the side of the building open.

"IT'S EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!" You screamed before leaving Four Eyes in the dust to deal with Bucciarati. She ended up getting tagged and roping her friends into the game.

You pulled yourself and Jolyne into a tree while the two of you watched the chaos unfold. "If we're quiet, then they won't find us." You watched Josuke tag Narancia, causing Narancia to tag Abbacchio.

You snickered when the goth stumbled a few times from the harsh shove while Narancia and Josuke ran away in fear. You saw come out as he dialed it back, and you watched as it warped into your running figure.

You let out a startled shout, and Jolyne seemed confused at your sudden change in attitude. "What? What's wrong?" You looked at Jolyne with worried eyes before seeing Abbacchio approach the tree.

"(Y/n), get down from there." He called from below, causing you to shake your head and stick your tongue out at him.

"No, you edgelord! Go tag Mista or something." He sighed and tried jumping a few times to grab your foot, only causing you to retract your foot and grab Jolyne.

"If you don't get down, then I'll tag Bucciarati and tell him your location." You didn't want him to unzip the tree from its base, so you grabbed Jolyne, and told her to hold on. You summoned your stand and allowed him to pick you up and throw you.

You secretly flipped Abbacchio off in the air while Jolyne was distracted and screaming in your ear.

You landed on the ground and stumbled a few times before breaking out in a sprint when you noticed Abbacchio running after the two of you. At this rate, he was going to catch you, so you had to make a difficult decision.

Sacrifice Jolyne so you could run away faster.

You grabbed Jolyne off your back and threw her at Abbacchio. He caught the girl and almost fell while trying to curse in front of the small child.

"I'm sorry Jolyne!!!" You yelled before turning the corner. You weren't really sorry since she was fine, but you knew this was going to come back to bite you in the ass.