So you're probably wondering why you're hiding behind a crate next to Doppio while he screams for his life as bullets tear the crate apart...

Welllllll...

"Wait you want me to go on a mission today...? in less than a hour...? With you?!" You yelled into your phone as Mista glanced your way with a bowl of bownie mix in his arms. 

"Yeah! I'll be there in thirty minutes! Be ready!" He hung up before you could get another word in. "God damn it!" You hit the counter you were sitting on as silverware went flying on the floor.

"What was that about?" Mista asked as he poured the mix into the pan. "Doppio wants to accompany on my first mission... and it starts in less than a hour. So I'll be missing out on the brownies..." You pinched the bridge of your nose as you shoved your phone in your back pocket.

"Sucks to be you! I guess I'll be eating all of these by myself then..." He licked the spoon as he threw it in the sink.

came out and gripped the collar of his sweater as your features darkened, "You better save some for me or so help me-" "Alright, alright, alright! I was joking!" 

"Good." retracted back into you as you hopped of the counter to go change. "Tell the team I'll be back soon!" You yelled as you left the kitchen.

You ended up wearing your school uniform since you didn't really have a outfit to wear on missions and you didn't want to mess up the jumpsuit Mista had Trish buy for you.

You shrugged the jacket on and buttoned it up as fixed your hair in the mirror. Looking at the chipped neon pin nail polish Trish painted on your nails over a week ago, you slipped your ruby red sequin fingerless gloves on. Your tie was tied around your neck and tucked into the jacket as you didn't bother putting makeup on.

"Looking good, me~!" You posed in the mirror and blew a kiss before leaving to put your skates on. Quickly checking the time and shoving your phone in your skirt pocket, you laced your skates up and went outside to wait for Doppio. You were pretty thankful your leggings survived the wash in the washer since they were already pretty holey.

"Oi! (Y/n)!" You turned around to see Mista running at you with something in his hands. He slipped the object in your hand and gave you a quick hug before running back inside, "Make sure to save some brownies for me!" You yelled as he closed the door.

You looked down to see a small pocket knife folded up in your hands. You slipped it into your pockets just in time to see Doppio pull over on the side of the road and honk the horn. You waved at the Pinkett and skated over to the passenger seat and hopped in.

"Sup, Doppio!" You chirped as you buckled your seat belt. He glanced over at you and grinned as he put the pedal to the metal. The back of your head hit your seat as you hung on for dear life slightly, "What's the mission?" 

He tossed a cream colored file into your lap as you opened it and scanned through it's contents.

Long story short: you were going to a warehouse with him to be his back up if things went south. The gang was a low level threat so he thought it would be good practice for you to see how things work around here.

After a few minutes of driving and a bit of small talk you were at your destination. "Don't speak unless spoken to and try not to start anything." You gave him a thumbs up as you both left the car and went into the warehouse.

It was dimly lit and the only source of light was a round table where five men stood with two seated in front of them. There was one empty chair across from them where you assumed Doppio would sit while you stood behind him.

You followed him to the table as he took a seat and folded his hands on the table with you directly behind with your arms crossed.

"Look, the kid brought a school girl..." You could hear one of the men whisper to their buddies as he motioned towards you. You glanced at them and stayed pokerfaced as Doppio started the conversation with the two men in front him.

You tuned the conversation out slightly and picked tidbits up like 'drugs', 'territory', and 'money', just the usual gang stuff you assumed since you were never in a gang before this.

You didn't notice one of the men move around the table until you felt a arm wrap around your shoulder as he pulled you towards him, "Hey, sweetheart~" He purred in your ear as you continued to ignore him while simultaneously suppressing urge to break his arm. 

"Don't be like that~ say something, doll." You shrugged his arm off and took a step to the side as Doppio continued to talk to the two men. The guy just clicked his tongue and pulled you towards him again as you continued to stay cool. 

Doppio cleared his throat and motioned behind him at the two of you, "Control your dogs, or there will be consequences." His voice was deeper than the high pitched sweet voice that you were familiar with. You guessed this was his professional attitude so people would take him seriously.

Both men looked at each other before breaking into laughter, "Who is she?! Your girlfriend?! Look kid, we don't care what your boss's demands are, but I think my men like your girl so lets make a deal." The guy on the right spoke as he folded his hands together as he motioned to your figure,

"We'll buy her from you for the day, how about it?" Doppio stared at the men for a few seconds before shaking his head slowly, "That's unfortunate... But, the girl isn't for sale. We'll be taking our leave now." 

Before he could even stand up from the table, the guy took out a gun and shot a round at Doppio. You quickly reacted and deflected the bullet with and sent it back at the man as it hit him in his shoulder. You didn't hesitate to flip the table into the air and have punch it at the men as it sent them flying back.

The guy next to you screamed in surprise as you elbowed him in the throat and swept his feet out from under him. You quickly grabbed the back of Doppio's sweater and skated backwards quickly behind a crate. 

He let out a scream of surprise as a bullet went through the crate and past his head as he covered his face, "Focus, Doppio! You're the one whos supposed to be leading me right now!" You shook the boy slightly as another bullet flew past you, sending splinters from the crate with it. 

His eyes seemed to roll around in his head for a second before pulling out his phone and talking to someone. You glanced over the crate and almost got shot as quickly pulled you back down.

"Why didn't Mista give me a gun instead of a pocket knife~!" You whined as you pulled the blade out, "It'll have to do... I guess." You shoved it into your pocket as Doppio glanced at you still on the phone.

"Boss has a plan for us!" He yelled over the gunfire as the crate was slowly starting to fall apart. "You need to use your stand on us so we don't get shot!" You nodded your head as your stand was five steps ahead of you with a tape already getting put into his mouth.

"You Rickrolled us all..." you glared at your stand as he gave you a thumbs up. He took you and Doppio's hands and dragged you out into their line of fire as bullets whistled past both you and Doppio's heads.

Doppio let out a startled scream as he immediately when back behind the crate in fear of getting shot. Your stand spun you as shrill laughter escaped your lips. You used your free hand and grabbed Doppio as you flung him back towards your stand.

"Don't be so stiff! Its fun! See?!" You broke away from your stand slightly as you danced by yourself, your stand deflecting bullets with his free hand as he continued to move Doppio around.

You noticed the guy you elbowed was starting to get up as you skated towards him with and Doppio right behind you as you picked him up to use him as a shield. 

You watched as bullet holes formed on the front of his body; in his gut and shoulder. You hissed at the sight, "I hope you liked hospital food buddy because this 'doll' is about to fuck you and your friends up!" You skated forward as his feet brushed against the floor with his buddies trying to hit you from behind your human shield. 

You fished the pocket knife out from your pocket as you ditched your shield and grabbed Doppio's hand as continued to deflect bullets. 

"Let's dance!" You intertwined your fingers with his as you held his back with your knife still in hand; his other hand awkwardly holding your waist as you skated towards the group of people behind the table. 

You made note of the guy you deflected the bullet back to, was still on the floor out like a light as the guy behind you and Doppio was out of commission with all of the bullet holes.

You dipped Doppio as a bullet when between the both of your faces with still trying to make sure you both wouldn't get shot. You felt the heat with the tip of your nose as you pulled him back up and continued skating towards the table.

"See! I told you this is fun!" You laughed again as he let out another startled scream as a bullet brushed by his face.

"I hope your stand can fight, because I'm going havethrow us!" "Wha-" Before he could finish, grabbed you and Doppio and yeeted you behind the large round table where everyone was hiding.

You landed on your feat and braked your skates as Doppio slid across the floor towards you. You grabbed the back of his sweater and pulled him to his feat as you skated towards the men. Doppio was behind you as jumped over the coffee table and kicked a guy in the face.

5...

You flipped the knife in your hand as you threw it at a guy getting ready to aim at Doppio as he ran past you and towards two others. You watched as it sunk into his shoulder as he dropped the gun and screamed in pain. hit the back of his neck; knocking him out immediately. 

4...

You glanced at Doppio slightly as two arms came out from him and pummeled the two guys in front of him. tossed you the knife as you pulled your attention back to the last two guys in front of you as they quickly tried to reload.

2...

You pushed off the ground as you skated towards them quickly with your knife clutched in your hand as one of them stood up to try and fight you off. You ducked from the punch as you jumped and headbutted the guy in the jaw. 

You watched as he stumbled backwards with his jaw clenched in his hand as he let out a low growl, "You bitch!" You swayed to the side as his next punch slid past your face. You pushed off the ground once more as you threw your knife over his shoulder and at his friend.

1...

His friend screaming meant you hit your target as disposed of the guy you were fighting. You watched as he was lifted off the ground and tossed into the air as he sent a flurry of punches at him, "Leeeeeeet's Boggie Oogie Oogie Oogie Oogie Oogie Oogie Oogie!" He punched him twice for each Oogie as the poor guy went flying across the room.

0...

You wiped the sweat off your forehead and winced as you noticed several scratches on your body from bullets grazing your skin. "Maaaaann... and I just had this patched up!" You loosened your tie around your neck as you glanced at Doppio who was on the phone again.

His eyes looked slightly different, with one being green while the other kept his normal hazel brown. You shrugged it off to being some weird stand ability thing as elbowed your side a few times.

You quirked a brow at your stand as he wrapped his arm around your shoulder and gave you a hug. You yelped when you felt pain shoot around your body from the scratches. "Ack! ! That hurts~!" You whined as you tried to wiggle out from under his arms.

After fighting your way out of your stand's arms, he finally let go and patted your head before disappearing. "Boi needs to stop being clingy before I take away his tape privileges." Your stand came back out and looked down on you as you gulped slightly, "Joking! I'm just kidding!" You watched as he immediately went away again.

"Sike..." You watched as his hand came out and smacked the back of your head causing you to let out a loud yelp. You looked at Doppio who had a look of confusion as you gave him a thumbs up and motioned you'll be outside. 

You skated outside the building and into the grassy parking lot as you tried to find a place to sit while you waited on the Pinkett. 

You settled on a patch of grass by the car. You idly picked at the blades of grass while you waited on the pink haired boy to finish his phone call. 

You were snapped out of your trance by your phone vibrating in your pocket as you immediately pulled it out. It was a text from Bucciarati... this was going to be fun...

Zipper Pervert: Where are you? Why is Mista fighting for his life over a plate of brownies with Narancia?

Funky: do you always assume I'm the cause of every problem in the house?

Zipper Pervert: Yes

Funky: That's...... that's actually kinda mean, fuck you too then

Zipper Pervert: Answer the questions please... I've been looking for you all day

Funky: Well Mista was SUPPOSED to tell you so don't yell at me...

Funky: I'm out on my first mission with Doppio.... I also threatened to beat the shit out of Mista if he didn't save me any of his special brownies

Zipper Pervert: There's drugs in the brownies????

Funky: Only one way to find out dude!

Zipper Pervert: Ask Mista

Funky: There's only two ways to find out dude!

Zipper Pervert: How's the mission going? You're not hurt are you?

You sighed and looked at the text while you idly continued to pick blades of grass with your free hand. You felt something crawl up your arm causing you to look down and shrike at the sight.

The biggest and fattest spider you've ever seen was just chilling on your arm like it was some warm pillow it could chill on. "OH HELL NAW!" The spider got startled and jumped off your arm into the grass and tried to crawl on your leg instead. "No, no, no, no, NO! Kill it, !" Your stand came out in heartbeat and punched the spider into the ground, creating a small crater. 

You looked at your phone and about died a second time from what you sent to the bobbed haired man. 

Funky: Goodjfhawklfwlel fjaih gzw

Zipper Pervert: (Y/n)?

Zipper Pervert: You alright???

Zipper Pervert: (Y/N)?!

Funky: I'm alive, just had a stroke from a big ass spider crawling on my arm

Zipper Pervert: Oh... well be careful I'll text you later, bye

Funky: Bye

You sighed and flipped your phone close as you shoved it in your pocket. You looked at the crater in the ground and hoped the spider wasn't coming back to life to take you to the grave with it.

"(Y/n)?!" You looked up to see Doppio running at you with a panicked look on his face as he looked around, "What happened?! Why did you scream?!"

You pointed at the crater, "A giant spider crawled on my arm..." He stopped running and looked down at the crater and looked back up at you, "You can take out almost a whole team of gang members but you can't handle a spider? Why did La Squadra request for me to move you to their team..." He face palmed and groaned.

"Because I'm a fun team mate to have and I have lots of fighting experience." You flexed your muscles and hissed in pain from the small bruises and scratches you obtained from your fight earlier.

"Well... I called the cleanup crew to handle the rest so I'll take you back to your team's base, come on." He held out a hand which you took happily as he pulled you to you feet. You immediately yelped and picked your foot up off the ground.

"I- bruh... and I thought I landed that jump perfectly too!" You leaned against the car slightly as you attempted to take your skate off. Doppio just ended up pulling the skate off your foot and helped you get into the car.

The drive home was quietly as you massaged your swollen purple ankle with the occasional low hisses of pain. "I hope Giorno can fix this for me..." You grunted again as you hit a sensitive spot on your ankle while Doppio continued to drive.

Your phone immediately started to blow up with messages from Mista and Bucciarati as you opted to mute the device and not deal with them at the moment... you'd let future you deal with that problem.

"So..." Doppio started as he turned a corner. "Thank you for helping me today, I'll make sure to give you time to rest before I send you out on another mission with your team members." You gave him a thumbs up as he pulled into your team's driveway. 

You hobbled out of the car and took in the sight in front of you and deeply inhaled as Doppio stepped out of the car. 

The front door was wide open and Mista was running through the yard with a tray of brownies and a pissed Bucciarati chasing after him. The rest of the team was crowded by the door watching the sight of their Capo try to run in a straight line as he stumbled a few times. 

"Oi! Can I have some help getting inside the house!?" You yelled, causing everyone to stop and look at you and Doppio. You waved your skate in the air as Mista yelled and ran over to you, "Why did you tell Bucciarati the brownies were edibles?! That was supposed to be a secret!"

You had to do a double take as he hid behind you with a fuming Karen walking towards you and the gunslinger, "Wait, they were actually drugged?" You snorted and tried not to laugh while Mista tried to shove brownies into his pockets from the tray. 

"Both of you... Inside. NOW!" You flinched slightly as Mista walked inside behind Bucciarati as you continued to lean against the car, "I can't walk! I fucked my ankle up!" Everyone left the door except Giorno since he was coming back to rescue you.

You looked back at a confused Doppio and waved at him while you hopped onto Giorno's back, "Practice your dancing! You're too stiff!" You yelled as Giorno kicked the door closed behind him.

The poor boy was struggling to carry you since he almost dropped you a few times on the way to the couch. You finally made it to the couch in one piece as he dropped you onto the armrest; which you immediately fell backwards on and landed your head on Mista's lap and started to speak to the male, "Where did you even get- you know what, never mind don't tell me." 

Bucciarati sat on the recliner and glared at you and Mista while you put your hands up defensively, "I didn't know they actually had drugs in them... It was a joke earlier." He just shook his head slowly as he continued to look off into space, "I don't even know where to start with the two of you..." He sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose while everyone else observed in the background.

By background you meant they were literally on the staircase trying to be quiet with Fugo occasionally hushing Narancia who was trying not to laugh. 

"If it makes you feel better weed is used medically in the future." You shrugged slightly as he just continued to shake his head, "Mista is taking your chores..." You fist pumped the air while Mista whined, "Freedom! Finally!" "What?! But (Y/n) has the most chores in the house!" You blew a raspberry at the boy as you stood up.