《Disco Madness (jjba5xreader)》[2] Why Can't We Be Friends?

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You awoke with the most unpleasant smell ever. Sewage.

You sat up and looked around in the dark before spotting a light in the distance. You got up and brushed off yourself and checked to make sure your backpack was on your back. Once satisfied you walked over to the light and looked up to see a perfectly fine ladder. 'The fuck? didn't this break last night?' You shrugged and climbed up the perfectly fine ladder and moved the cover to the side.

You climbed out and laid on the ground for a moment before covering the manhole back up. "..." You checked to make sure he was still here before looking around the unfamiliar alley. "Where the fuck am I?" You looked around and poked your head out of the alley.

The street didn't look familiar and everyone dressed slightly weird. "Shit! Four Eyes! I left her in the dumpster!" You pulled your bag off your shoulders and pulled your phone out. You turned it on and sent a quick sorry text. It... didn't send?

"The fuck? Is there no signal?" You moved your phone around in the air trying to find a bar before giving up. "Looks like I can't call for help..." You bit the inside of your cheek before feeling a tap on your shoulder. "Hm?"

pointed at a sign across the street. "That's not English..." You felt your heart drop to your stomach as your breaths grew a bit shallow. "The fuck did I get myself into now?!" You pulled your hair slightly as you racked around in your brain.

Panic just rubbed circles on your back as you made the inside of your cheek bleed from stress. "Should I just tour? Maybe try to find a phone so I can call mom? Oh god! Mom! She's going to kill me!" just continued patting your back until you calmed down slightly.

He nodded his head and skated out of the alley and grabbed your hand. 'There shouldn't be and stand users out here...?' You looked at Panic as he rolled you along the sidewalk. People were giving you weird looks as you rolled by with your dirty uniform that probably reeked of alcohol, sewage, and vomit.

Panic just rummaged through his back pocket before popping a tape into his mouth.

You watched as the tape turned in his mouth as music started playing. You skated around occasionally doing a trick and singing along. It was calming you down slightly as you looked for a phone. You passed buildings that looked mildly interesting. There was a few trees here and there and people staring at you as you dance with your stand.

Your skirt fluttering as you spun and jumped. You didn't care what people thought at this point as you got lost in your own world of music. You skated backwards as you hit every lyric. You suddenly hit someone as you fell backwards and hit your head on the sidewalk. "Ow..." You groaned as you sat up and looked behind you.

You saw two very strangely dressed men. One had lilac hair with stripper like clothing and the other that I hit had curly blue hair and red glasses. 'He kind reminds me of a blueberry...'

"You fucking bitch! Watch where you're skating!" He screamed as he fixed his glasses. The lilac haired man just licked his lips and made you feel naked under his gaze. 'Pervert...?' came from behind you a hoisted you up onto your feet.

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"SHE'S A STAND USER!" You quirked a brow and looked at 'blueberry' who was pointing at you in shock. You just stood there stoned face staring at him. "Bruh... Am I a bitch or a stand user? Make up your mind!" You waved your hands in the air frustrated then flipped them the bird before skating off.

"Hey! Stop!" You didn't bother to figure out who said that, until you got tackled. "The fuck?!" You hit the concert side walk with someone pinning you down. You looked behind you to see 'blueberry' pinning you down with your arms behind your back.

"You know what? Fuck you! Do you wanna funk?" He just gave you a confused look. "What?" The beautiful magic words were spoken and he got up and started dancing.

That was all the time you need to push yourself up and start skating away, quickly. "See you later, Blueberry!" You waved as you skated off. You could hear him screaming cusses at you as you skated down the block.

"Fuck its cold..." You slipped you arms through your jacket and adjusted you pack as skated next to you. He tapped your shoulder and pointed behind you. "What?"

You turned around to see a dancing 'Blueberry' on ice skates skating after you. His friend was on the phone in the background looking panicked. "Who the fuck are these guys?!" You screamed as you pushed off harder on the ground. just grabbed your hand and weaved you through the crowds of people.

You took a sharp turn and almost lost your balance as you flew down the sidewalk. grabbed the back of your collar and pulled you into a alley. He rolled you deeper into the alley taking a few twist and turns before eventually stopping. "I'm going to deactivate, Do You Wanna Funk? So he thinks that we went out of range. Even though that ability doesn't have a range."

You sat there in the alley for a good few minutes with the music faintly playing from . The air was still slightly chilly but you just hugged your jacket tighter as you waited.

Eventually the coast was clear since it was starting to warm up. "Stand users are family, my ass! I almost got turned into a Popsicle by a angry blueberry!" You grumbled as you left the alley. was skating slowly behind you as you looked around. The words on the signs were starting to make since the longer you stared at them.

Eventually the smell of food hit your nose causing your stomach to growl. You looked at for approval. He nodded his head and pointed to a restaurant from across the street. "Wait... Can I even afford food?" You slipped your backpack off your shoulders and rummaged through the bag for money.

You pulled out some crumpled bills and unfolded them. It was defiantly not American money. "Well then... This should work?" You skated across the street and entered the restaurant.

A waitress immediately came up to you and led you to a small table with two chairs and a menu. You took a seat and flipped through the menu looking at the food. fazed back into you as you kept scrolling through the menu.

The words in the menu shifted before your eyes into something you could understand as you flipped through the pages. "Maybe after I'm done eating I can ask to use a phone..."

The waitress came back with a note pad in hand as she wait patiently for you to order. "Uhhhh... a glass of water and (f/f)." She nodded her head and clicked the pen closed.

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You shrugged your bag and jacket off as you place them on the back of your chair. "I hope I did my math right..." You grumbled as you traced the table with your finger.

"YOU DUMBASS! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS BEFORE YOU LEARN?!" You heard screaming from the other room where people were eating causing you to jump. "At least a hundred more times," You snickered as your food and drink was brought to your table.

You were practically inhaling the food like you were Kirby's distant cousin. You had Panic playing music faintly as you continued eating. You (f/c) aura surrounding you faintly as you ate. "I should've ate dinner before the party last night..." You washed your food down with your water as you continued to eat.

You were snapped out of your delicious meal trance from someone pulling the chair across from you back. You looked up to see a man wearing a funny looking hat and crop top sweater. "Hey, cutie~" He purred as he rested his hand on his chin.

You just stared at him for a moment before continuing to eat. You could hear him slightly sigh as you continued to eat. And then he sighed louder. And louder before you slammed your hand on the table. "What do ya want you thirsty fashion reject?" He quirked a brow confused as you wiped your mouth.

"Thirsty? Fashion reject?!" You could hear people snickering from around the corner staring at you two. One had black hair with a orange head band and the other looked like green Swiss cheese. You rolled your eyes and fiddled with your sequin fingerless gloves.

You waved the waitress over signaling for the check as you dug through your bag for the money. She slid it on the table while you handed her the money. You motioned for the crop top man to lean forward so you could whisper something. His eyes were hopeful for a second as he leaned forward.

"I take it back, your friend over there looks like he modeled for a Swiss cheese magazine." He snorted as he tried to hold back his laughter. You stood up and swung your school jacket on and backpack.

"What school do you go to?" The man questioned as you buttoned the jacket up. "I thought you would know just by looking at the jacket..." You motioned to the school's emblem over your heart. He shook his head confused.

"Oh. Well it's famous considering what happened in 2016." You shrugged as you pushed your chair in. "2016?!" He laughed as he shook his head. "It's 2001, 'bella'." You stopped skating and looked back at him. "2001? Bella? Where am I?" You skated back over to the man who was lounging back in the chair. "Italy. Your Italian is good for someone who doesn't have a accent." You stopped skating and felt your stomach drop.

came out and started rubbing your back as your breath became shallow again. The guy shot up in his chair and pointed his gun at you. You could feel all the food you ate earlier turning in your stomach as you felt it come up slightly. You covered your mouth and held your stomach as you turned around and skated away. 'This isn't happening!' You skated out the door and into a nearby alley.

The contents of what you ate immediately came up and onto the ground. held your hair back and patted your back as you continued puking. You wiped your mouth and stared at the vomit on the ground. "There goes my breakfast..." You could hear shouting foot steps as you moved deeper into the alley.

"Panic, play something comforting, please..." You breathed as you skated deeper into alley. Taking a few turns to try and throw whoever running after you off. You could hear him popping the tape in his mouth out and replacing it.

You heard the whirling of the new tape play as you skated down the alley. "The fuck is up with everyone being stand users?! I get that we attract each other but this is too much!" The music was playing cranked up slightly as you skated faster.

You skated out of the alley and took a sharp turn down the street and towards a crosswalk. You glanced over your shoulder to see the boy with a orange head band running after you with a bunch other people following behind him. "What the shit?!" You looked back in front of you just in time to be hit by a car.

You slid across the hood stopping halfway to look inside the car. "Blueberry!" You chirped seeing the angry man inside the car with a few other new people. A man with a buzz cut, a man with a green tuff of hair, the pervert, and the driver was a man with blonde hair. "The fuck?!" The blonde yelled. "STOP CALLING ME THAT YOU BITCH!" He screamed. "You made up your mind! well, I gotta roll!"

You pushed yourself off the car's hood and continued skating with the new chasers close on your tail. "Stayin' Alive!" You screamed as your stand grabbed your hand. He moved you into a alley to trying and get the people off your tail.

He took you down a few twist and turns until you were at a dead end. You frantically looked around until you saw a dumpster with a fire escape by it. Panic grabbed the ladder and pulled it down so you could start your climb. Your skates were slowing you down slightly as you climbed the ladder.

By the time you reached the top and pulled the ladder up, the new chasers were already in your alley. You climbed the stairs to the top of the building and looked down at the people who were already climbing up the ladder and stairs.

You skated across the building and stopped at the other side and looked around. As luck would have it there was a clothesline connected to a open window. "Parkour!" You untied your red sequin tie and used it as a zip line. "The hell is she doing!" You heard one of the men scream from behind you as you zoomed across and into the open window.

You rolled across the room and hit your head on a wooden coffee table. You groaned and looked out the window to see the men staring at you in shock. You waved and closed the window. You looked around the apartment for a new exit.

"Who are you!" You almost gave yourself whiplash from how fast you swung your neck to the side to see a kid with pink hair. "Nobody, just running away from some psychos." You moved to the window across the room and opened it. You looked down to see a cloth roof that you could bounce onto. You back at the kid and smiled as you tied you tie around your neck again.

"Anyway, gotta bounce kid! Literally!" You leaned backwards out of the window and watched as the kid lunge for you, possibly to try and stop you. You fell backwards and hit something soft until you got pop-corned into the air and onto the sidewalk.

You groaned as you laid on the sidewalk for a good few seconds until you finally got up. "I'm gonna feel that in the morning..." You groaned. Shaking your head side to side you continued skating. "You okay?!" You looked back to see the kid with pink hair looking out of the window and down at you. "Peachy! Have a nice day! And sorry for crashing into your house!" You yelled as you continued skating.

You silently thanked the adrenaline for numbing the pain you were probably going to feel afterwords. You skated for about a block until you saw a familiar looking car with a dent in the hood. "Give me a break!" You huffed as you picked your speed and kept your head down in the crowd.

You moved into a alley to catch your breath. You panted heavily as you sat down behind a trash can and breathed. "I should be good for now..." You breathed as the adrenaline wore off. You winced in pain as you felt the now obvious bruises and scrapes you got. Panic looked at you with what you assumed to be worry as he lightly touched a cut on your head. "Ow! Don't touch it!" You hissed as you swatted his hand away.

You leaned your head back on the dumpster and sighed. "I wonder how Four eyes and Monkey is doing..." You felt a hot tear roll down your face as you thought of how everyone might be looking for you right now. How your mother is probably crying about her only child being missing, and how the cops are going to miss chasing you every time you skipped school or vandalized something.

You chuckled lightly at the memories until you heard a zipper. "The fuck?" You looked next to you to see a Karen with a boob window looking at you. "Edna Mode?!" Was all you could choke out before he grabbed the collar of your shirt and pull you through the zipper he created on the wall.

"Focus (Y/n)!" Your mother yelled as she held up her punching mitts. You threw another punch making sure to twist your fist all the way through. "How am I going to trust leaving you home alone if you can't throw a proper punch?! Mama, didn't raise no noodle armed child!" You screamed as you threw another punch causing her to stumble back a few steps. "There we go! Now tell me where you're going to hit them!" She screamed as you threw another punch. "The eyes!" You threw another punch, "The nose!" and another, "The mouth!" and another, "The throat!" your punches were getting harder- no, stronger, "The groin!" another punch, "The gut!" you were a sweating mess at this point, "And the chin!" you threw your last punch causing your mother to fall backwards. "Mom!" You yelled as you rushed to her side. "That's my strong girl, I'm proud... Don't start unnecessary fights unless you or someone else's life depends on it, you understand?" You nodded your head as she gave you a hug. "Good! Now let's go buy some cake to celebrate!" You squealed as she threw you over her shoulder.

"MAMA DIDN'T RAISE NO NOODLE ARMED BITCH!" You screamed as you punched the guy square in the face. He fell backwards as you kicked yourself away from the open wall with your skates. You immediately stood back up and started skating at light speed down the alley and to the nearest exit. You flew out of the alley and almost into the road if your stand didn't grab onto a light post and the back of your jacket.

You were tired, felt like crap from vomiting, a sweaty mess, and scared. You didn't know where to go or where to hide since you were suddenly thrown into a new environment. If this was your home town/city then you would know where to go and hide. But everything here was bizarre and unfamiliar. That scared you.

You looked around desperately trying to find a new place to hide during the day. "How the hell did they find me so fast?! I thought I lost them!" Your breathing was uneven as you looked around on the sidewalk.

You settled on skating aimlessly until you lost them. You pushed off the ground and started to skate, swinging your arms side to side to help pick up speed. You didn't get far until you got pulled into a new alley. You were thrown against the ground harshly causing the wind to get knocked out of you for a few seconds.

Those precious few seconds was all the white haired male needed to bind your wrist together with your tie. Your eyes lolled around in your head as you struggled to shake yourself from your daze. "Get your hands off me... you emo bitch!" You spat as you looked up at the man. "Quiet!" He drove his pointed toe shoe into your gut causing another groan to escape your lips. Your eyelids were feeling heavy and you felt a warm liquid pool around your head as you laid there trying to get your bearings.

"!" Was all you managed to say as your vision became slightly blurred. Your stand fizzed into view and threw a punch at the man. His stand came out and barely deflected the punch. It looked like some kind of purple nun.

"Do you wanna funk?" You smirked as you looked up at the male. "No." You laughed as you watched him start dancing. He was having trouble navigating his movements as he danced. You stand quickly untied you and wrapped the tie around your neck loosely. He then propped you up against a wall and snapped his fingers in your face.

You waved his hand off and struggled to stand up since your skates kept you from standing. "A little help?" You stand shook his head and motioned for you to stay down. "I'm going to die if I move or not, so why not delay the inevitable?" just shook his head again and pointed to the side of his head before yours.

You could faintly hear the curses the goth was yelling as he continued dancing. You pushed off the ground again and used the brick wall behind you as support as you slowly stood up. You tried to push off to skate but immediately fell again. "Fuck everything!" You screamed as you tried to clear your vision.

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