《Disco Madness (jjba5xreader)》[1] Do You Wanna Funk?
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"(Y/NNNNNNNNN)!"
"Five more minutes, mom..." You grumbled as you covered your eyes from the invasive sunlight.
"(Y/N)! GET YO ASS DOWN HERE BEFORE I WHIP IT! YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE!" That was all the convincing you needed before you sprung out of bed and ran to your closet.
"Hmmmmm... What should I wear today?" You flipped through your two uniforms you wore to school. One was for summer and the other was for winter. manifested next to you as you looked back and forward between the two uniforms.
He pointed to your summer uniform that was black with red lining. It had a white undershirt and a red tie that you decorated with red sequence. You also bought red sequence gloves that you made finger less for 'style'. It had a black skirt that had your thin ripped black socks stuffed into it.
"It's fucking Autumn, !" You let out a stressed sigh and looked at your chipped neon nail polish. It was funky with all the colors decorating your fingers but sometimes it just hurt your eyes.
"(Y/N)! IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE NOW, I'M GOING TO-"
"ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! CHILL! I'M CHANGING!" You screamed back quickly grabbing the uniform your stand recommended.
You threw the clothes on and clipped the jacket to your shoulders so it wouldn't fly off when you skated to school. You tied on your black roller skates with it's red laces and jagged looking black wheels. You skated out of your room and towards the kitchen and grabbed a slice of toast.
"Love you, queen!" You yelled as you skated to the front door.
"Wait!" You heard the woman herself scream.
You pulled on the breaks effortlessly and stopped at the front door. You adjusted your backpack and looked at the crazy haired woman run to you with a butter knife with butter almost slipping off of it. She gave you a big hug and kissed both of your cheeks quickly before popping the toast out of your mouth and spreading butter on it. "You forgot the best part of toast; butter!" She shoved the slice back into your mouth and shoved you out of the door.
"HAVE A GOOD DAY!" You could hear her scream from your house as you skated away.
"YAAAAAASS! So Goud!" He practically inhaled the slice of toast before hearing pop a cassette tape into his mouth.
"Car Wash? Fuck Yeah!" You laughed as you picked up your speed with at your side.
You eventually started to move your legs closer and farther apart before spinning and skating backwards. You continued doing a few tricks while jamming out until you heard someone shout your name.
"Huh? Did you hear something,?" He held a hand up to his ear before shrugging.
"(Y/n) (L/n)! I will defeat you today!" You heard that all to familiar voice of your frenemy. Matt.
His stand name was and it did weird earth bending shit. He named it because of two things. 1.) It was his favorite band. 2.) It looked like a fucking robot gorilla.
"Of fucking course his bitch-ass had to bother my fabulous morning that never existed." You grumbled as you slowed down. He was blocking the sidewalk to school with his stand.
You stood there with music faintly playing from your stand as you had a stare down with this kid. "Do you wanna funk?" You questioned innocently.
"Oh fuck, not again!" After those words left his lips he started uncontrollably dancing.
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You laughed as he did the mockerina on the side walk. "! Crush her!" His stand that was currently dancing too started to painfully make it's way to you.
"This is... really pitiful to watch." You tried not to laugh, but you were snapped out of it when the ground around you started to shake.
You watched as the sidewalk became jagged and sharp, as the rocks started quickly moving towards you. Your stand grabbed your hands and started to dance with you through the rushing rock waves. He always managed to find a opening as he spun you and flicked his hands into a rock spikes, breaking them.
You were only a few feet away from the dancing boy until you were suddenly moved to the side by your stand. A rock whizzed past your face inches from scarring and hurting you.
"Oh no you fucking did not! I will shove my skate so FAR up your ass you will have road rash inside your ass for weeks!" You roared as you jumped and tackled the poor teen. You then proceeded to punch the sides of his heads a few times until his stand disappeared.
"Do you admit defeat, banana lover?" You questioned as you sat on top of the boy. He grunted and put his hands up.
"I'll beat you one day!" He declared before you finally got off of him.
You just scoffed and shook your head. "It'll be a long time before I let some monkey looking boy kick my ass." As you finished those words you heard the bell of the school chiming.
"Oh fuck," You simultaneously said.
After skating to the school with Matt on your back trying to rush you, you finally made it. You crashed landed in your class and immediately both got scolded by your homeroom teacher. You took your seat in the back sitting between Matt and your doppelganger, (Y/n). Yeaaaaaaah, your parents thought it would be cute to name their kid after your mother's twin sister's kid. You both ended up looking identical. Fun.
She was the exact opposite of you. Quiet and skittish. But she always raised hell when she felt the need and she was much smarter than you, in fact, she was top of her classes. So not to get the two of you confused, she wore fake glasses and always tied her hair up. It was really fitting, really.
"You're late and you wore those skates, again! You know the principle already hates you enough!" She scolded as you popped your skates off and put your uniform's shoes on.
"That bald headed freak can kiss my ass for all I care..." You heard Matt snort beside you from your comment.
"Don't let the teacher hear you!" She hissed as she smacked the back of your head.
"Ah fuck. I can't believe you done this." You could hear Matt cracking up from beside you as you rubbed the back of your head.
"OI! Pay attention you two!" You could hear the teacher scream at you and Matt. You waved them off and summoned . "Play something funky for the bois." You whispered to your stand as you propped your feet up on your desk.
Panic just continued playing Car Wash and bobbed his head to the beat. You could see a few students that were stand users tapping to the beat or slightly swaying in their seats. You could hear (Y/n) #2 next to you face palm.
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Classes moved along like a breeze and you were about done for the day and ready to put your books away for the week since it was the BEAUTIFUL FRIDAY! You were practically bouncing in excitement since every Friday your mom would give you your allowance and you spent it on a new cassette tape or record. You already had some money stock pilled in your bag for emergency buys.
You shoved your books into your locker and slid down and started to take your shoes off and get your skates ready. You popped those suckers on and stood up ready to skate out of the school until something shot you in your back and you skated towards a girl named Jessica. Fucking Jessica.
She had a stand named that was basically a slutty nurse with a toy heart gun. If you were shot by one of those hearts you would be controlled for 5 minutes straight... If you were a weak minded bitch. So she about had less than a minute for whatever.
"(Y/n)~!" She looked you up in down and popped her lips. "Just the girl I was looking for! I'm throwing a party tonight and it's stand users only! So luck for you and your friends, you're invited!" She grabbed a flyer out of her Gucci pink purse and handed it to you.
"It's to honor everyone that died years ago on this day. Don't be late and bring drinks!" She turned around quickly, smacking you in the face with her hair. 'It's already that day...' I huffed and shook my head when I realized I wasn't under her control anymore.
You pulled your phone out and snapped a quick picture of the flyer before throwing it away. You sent the photo to the group chat with (Y/n) #2 and Matt.
Disco Queen: U hear about the party?
Monkey: The one Jessica is throwing?
4 Eyes: isn't she throwing that for the kids that died
Disco Queen: That's her cover up like always, wanna crash the party?
Monkey: Hell yeah!!!
4 Eyes: No.
Disco Queen: '-'
4 Eyes: ...
Disco Queen: ;-;
4 Eyes: fine...
Disco Queen: YAY! Meet me there at a quarter past ten
You turned your phone off and quickly skated back to your house in excitement.
After putting on your best neon colored makeup and putting a few feathers in your hair, you were ready. You didn't bother changing out of your school uniform since everyone wore it to the party. It was almost time to meet up and your mom was already out like a light in her room. You pulled out all of your school supplies in your bag and filled it with snacks, emergency cash, a comb, mints, spare cassette tapes, back up sneakers if your skates failed, and make up. "Let's go!" You left a note on your pillow just in case you weren't back by morning.
You skated down a few blocks and stopped when you saw the large house with teens around 17-18 drinking in and outside the house. "Gotta love my fellow seniors." It didn't take long for you to spot your friends lingering outside the house on their phones. They both were wearing their uniforms like everyone else.
"Sup, bitches!" You chirped as you swung your arms around their shoulders. "language!" (Y/n) #2 hissed. You just rolled your eyes and ruffled her tied up hair slightly.
"I don't like being around this many people... Can I just go home?" You could hear her mumbling to herself. "Oh, no you don't! I'm going to get you a better reputation other than being Miss. Goody Goody!" You put your hand in the middle of both of their backs and started steering them towards the entrance of the large house.
You could hear the tasteless music playing from inside that caused you to cringe slightly but you pushed on until you were all at a snack bar. "Fuck yeah! Beer!" You and Matt chimed at the same time as you grabbed a bottle and popped it open. You clinked your bottles together and took a big sip before scrunching up your nose.
Matt must of had the same thought because he poked his tongue out and gagged slightly. "This shit is disgusting!" "Agreed!"
You ended up drinking the spiked punch and dancing with Matt while Four Eyes stood in the corner drinking bottled water.
After dancing for about a few hours and having a few too many drinks you were hunched over the toilet vomiting your guts out. "You good (Y/n)?" You could hear Four Eyes ask from the bathroom doorway. You just gave her a thumbs up and continued puking. You felt a glassy hand rub your back as you continued to vomit and looked behind you to see .
It was a glass little boy that (Y/n) #2 has as a stand. It was able to turn her into glass and make her invisible. She ended up being very fragile because of this and had to keep her emotions in checked to stop her glassy looking eyes from changing into vibrant colors. If she was turned into glass from her stand and she was being emotional then the glass would stain into a color representing that emotion. You found her stand kinda cool.
You heard foot steps run to the bathroom causing to stop vomiting for a second to see what was up. "P-police! They're raiding the place! We gotta go!" Matt was out of breath. You wiped your mouth and spit into the toilet and stood up wobbly on your skates.
"Maaaaaan, fuck da police!" You slurred as Four Eyes immediately started to roll you out of the bathroom. You could hear people screaming as panicked drunk teens ran from the main room and to where you guys were. You slapped yourself in the face and looked at a sweating Matt and Four Eyes. "Every man for himself!" You shouted as you grabbed Four Eye's wrist and skated to the nearest window.
You opened it and jumped into the bushes with Four Eye's climbing out behind you. You clumsily ran to the woods with (Y/n) #2 hot on your heels. You could hear the cop cars blaring down the road where the woods opened up at. You grabbed Four Eye's and dragged her down the street and away from the busted party.
"Hey! You two!" You looked over your shoulder to see a cop car slowly driving down the street towards the two of you. "You were at that party!" That's all he had to say to get you to pick up your double bridal style and to start skating quickly down the street and towards the nearest alley.
You opened a dumpster and dumped your friend in it and put a finger to your lips. "I'll be back for you! Stay quiet!" You could hear foot steps quickly approaching as you closed the lid and started to skate deeper into the alley.
There was a fork in the alley where you could've skated. You took the darkest path and picked up your speed and skidded to a halt when you say a cop car passing by. The first instinct you had was to hide. So you did just that. You popped open a man hole cover and climbed down the rusted ladder.
You had close the cover as you waited for the sirens to fade. "I think the close is clear..." You took a step up the latter until you heard something from below you. It sounded like humming. You looked down to see green and pink lights in a thick fog as it slowly grew closer.
"Oh hell naw!" You took another step and heard something snap and shake. You looked at the ladder to see it broke on one side. 'It's going to break!' You took another step and hadopen the man whole cover as you quickly climbed up. You heard another snap and you felt yourself falling backwards.
The ladder got caught on the wall across from it as you held on for dear life. You feet dangling above the colorful fog that was trying to drag you in. "I finally made it to 18 and have another semester of school! No fucking way i'm dying in someone else's shit!" You attempted to pull yourself up slightly but your skates were handicapping you.
"! Help!" Your stand grabbed the broken ladder and tried to push off the wall and get it back up. He did but before you could get another step in, it fell backwards again causing you to hit back against the wall this time. "Fuck!" You cussed as you tried to hang on. You hands slowly slipped from the bars until you finally fell.
You just floated in the colorful fog as you looked around. You were free falling and your skirt was fluttering in the air as a neon feather flew from your hair. 'This is how I die huh? Sorry I couldn't come back for you...' You closed your eyes and accepted your fate.
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