《statehumans headcanons !! [OUTDATED]》character dump: colorado🪨
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ikik i said i wasn't going to do a lot of these since i don't have any ideas.
well i don't. but i also don't have anything else soooo🤷♀️
facts/info/personality dump on the Centennial State
Colorado:
- the most chill yet chaotic dude you'll ever meet
- is stoned 79% of the time.
- i'm sorry but his personality is every single character from south park. (he has seen every single episode more than once.)
- a ski enthusiast; is a giraffe 🦒
- likes hiking in the rockies
- when he's sober he's actually a really smart guy who knows a lot about nature and likes to give guided tours
- i'm getting shaggy from scooby doo vibes except scooby is new mexico
- him & NM are besties 👯💞
- gets high as a way to escape life, whether that be for good reasons or bad
- is frenemies sort of with utah. except it's a weird one-sided sort of thing where colorado is the clueless dumbass and utah hates colo but loves him at the same time.
- has the same vibes as this emoji: 🪨
- has a very complicated inner mind (he doesn't project anything he's actually feeling)
- enjoys early morning meditating and watching the sunrise.
- likes being at high altitudes
- the classic 'comedic relief character is actually very complex and has issues' which i hate that trope but i can't see colorado as anything else lmao
we are 1 read away from being at 600🧍♀️
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