《statehumans headcanons !! [OUTDATED]》the united household of america
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the states' residences:
the United Household of America, the UHA if you will, is the house (well no actually it's a mansion) that hosts all 50 states, dc, and occasionally america.
however, this isn't where all of the states necessarily live. it's more of a designated hangout and meeting spot. most of the states have their own houses and property in their respective state. this also goes for america, who might i add has at least 50 other homes spread across his country. (one in each state ha)
the uha is a mansion located in the american sector of the countryhuman dimension (which i'll explain in my countryhumans headcanon book! if you want to know more about my headcanons for the countries lmk!). it has more than 50 individual rooms, plenty for each of the states, territories, dc, america, and visitors! it has everything you could think of when it comes to big flashy (and expensive) houses. it has accommodations fitting to each state; ex: on the outskirts of the property there's a ranch with texas' horses and cattle.
the mansion has 5 floors, with a deck on top (perfect for stargazing), and 2 underground levels.
more misc. facts about the house!
- alaska spends most of his time on the 2nd underground floor
- the property has its own helicopter landing pad, as well as a mini runway for small airplanes (ohio & nc are happy)
- has a shit ton of pools (there's a rooftop one, the giant main one in the backyard, an indoor one on the 1st floor, and an underground hot tub)
- all of the coastal states can be found in the pools, or hanging by them in the summer.
- sometimes the states will spend up to a month residing at the house, other times it'll be for just a day
- (ngl the house kinda reminds me of the statehouse from ben brainard's welcome to the table skits...😳)
- the first sunday of every month is cleaning day... i think you can tell how that goes..
- florida has her own mini-zoo on the property where she keeps all of her exotic pets
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