Texas and Cali were having a nice time finger-painting with their papá, until he suddenly got a phone call.

M: Brazil? Estas bien?

B: sí, I'd just like some help with a project I'm doing right now. The lady is sayin she wants a salsa garden, and I'd like you to help me plant one because I'm still not so great with gardens in general. Might as well learn from the master than try to figure it out on my own, y'know?

M: I'd love too, but I gotta watch the kids

B: you can bring 'em along, I'm sure Texas would have a nice time watching. Maybe I'll bring Bruno to watch over him too

M: ok... who's house is this?

B: Mrs. Twinsburg

M: oh... isn't she the Ohion city that tried to hit on me?

B: Mhm, but her husband's in town, so it's probably ok

M: ok... well, I'll bring the kids over if she's ok with it

B: she's cool with Bruno being here so I'm sure she'll be ok with Texas and Cali

(Btw I just picked a random state and then random city within that state. I have nothin against u Twinsburg Ohio, but your character is a WASP Karen)

Anyway, Mexico showed up at a nice house with Texas and California, who were excited to do some gardening with their dad. At least, Texas was. California was still dismayed that her hand would hurt every time she tried to eat it.

Mexico led his kids to the back garden, where Brazil and Bruno were, filling the garden plot they were going to be working at with soil and fertilizer.

"Hi Brunooooooooooooo!" Texas exclaimed happily. Bruno smiled and waved. Bruno knew, as Tito's accomplice, he should be trying to thwart Texas at every turn, however, Bruno was also a bit older than his play date pals, and realized that this was all a game and Texas was harmless. And of course, easily exploitable.

"Hey Texas! Hello Cali!" Bruno exclaimed.

"Blaaaaaaahhhhhhb," California exclaimed happily.

"She says she wants you to get me a soda," Bruno said.

"But, she is a baby, and we don't have to listen to her," Brazil said, giving Bruno a 'don't be a conman' look.

"Blabhbaaabbbhjhhhhhhghhhhh," California said.

"Pft, fine... she'll make you pay for that one," Bruno said. The five of them started working, Texas kinda missing his Abuelo.

"Papá? Can me and Cali visit Abuelos farm?" Texas asked.

"Of course! Your abuelo was asking when you can come back to visit, maybe this weekend you can go over!" Mexico exclaimed.

"Excuse me?" They heard a woman say. They all looked over and saw Mrs. Twinsburg.

"Hello ma'm, do you need something?" Mexico asked.

"Mhm, I'd like to talk with you-,"

"About the design plans? That would be Brazil's job," Mexico said.

"No, about... garden upkeep," Mrs. Twinsburg said.

"...ok, let's talk then," Mexico said. Mrs. Twinsburg smiled and began walking away to go inside, and Mexico groaned. "Texas, come with me. Brazil, watch Cali," Mexico said, taking his sons hand. They followed her inside, and Mrs. Twinsburg looked at Texas in a way that made him immediately know she didn't like him.

"So, you said you needed advice on garden upkeep?" Mexico said, holding tightly onto Texas's hand. "This is my son by the way," Mexico said.

"Mhm, your son... I can see the resemblance, who's the mother?"

"My sister Chile surrogated for us. We used my husbands dna," Mexico said. Texas was just looking around the nice house, havin a swell evening.

"Right, right, your husband... so, you're gay?"

"Mhm,"

"I see,"

"...,"

Texas noticed how awkward this was.

"Papá? No me gusta ella," Texas said.

"Shhh, no digas eso delante de ella," México said. Texas nodded, and hugged Mexico's leg. "Well, the garden shouldn't be too hard to take care of. Just be sure to prune and water occasionally, as well as weeding and keeping the garden safe from pests. There's plenty of online tools to help as well, and I'll give you a list of all the plants were planting so you know the kind of care they all need," Mexico said. Mrs. Twinsburg nodded, and he could tell it wasn't really advice that she wanted. Mexico sighed. "Brazil is in control of my business now by the way, so this is probably the last time we'll talk," Mexico said.

"Well, might as well make it noteworthy...,"

"Uh-huh, any suggestions as to how?"

"...,"

"By the way, your shirt is falling off, there are buttons on it for a reason,"

"You are bad at hints,"

"You are bad at understanding the fact that I am gay, I am not interested in an affair, and my five year old son is watching. How about you give me the money you owe us, I'll do my job, and then I'll leave and we'll never speak again,"

"...,"

"I have your husbands phone number-,"

"Don't you dare, I'll accuse you of assault,"

"No need," a third voice said, everyone turning their heads to see a male standing by the door. He walked up and handed Mexico a check for his work. "I heard everything, I'll settle the rest of this with my wife. You may leave with what you've already done, I'll pay in full anyway... and don't fret over her accusing you of anything, I have security cameras that show you're innocent," Mrs. Twinsburgs husband said.

"Thank you," Mexico said. With that, they all left, and got dinner at a nearby diner.

"Dad, what happened?" Texas asked, not fully sure why the ladies shirt was falling off and why everyone seemed so angry with each other. Mexico shrugged.

"You'll find out when you're also an attractive young man," Mexico said. Texas shrugged and continued eating his burger happily.

Idk I was bored and a lady was trying to hit on my dad at a party apparently so that was a funny lol