《Tiny Texas Time!》The Criminal and the Psychic (+ drawings)
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Everyone was looking around for the toy frog. Texas was on his own, like the lonely cowboy he is, while Tito decided to consult Bruno, who was sitting in the small playhouse he had converted into his fortune telling haven. Yes, he did have a crystal ball. Yes, the crystal ball was actually just a snow globe
"Bruno, I need your help," Tito said.
"With what?" Bruno asked.
"I thought you knew? You can read minds," Tito said.
"I can't understand Italian, and all of your inner dialogue is Italian," Bruno said.
"Oh.... well, I just wanna be able to defeat Texas, kill him dead, and get Phil on my team!" Tito exclaimed.
"Cool! Well, what do you need from me?" Bruno asked.
"TOOLS THAT WILL HELP ME SUCCEED STUPIDO IDIOTA!!!" Tito exclaimed.
"ASK NICELY SEU OTÁRIO!" Bruno shouted.
"SILENZIO BRUNO!!!" Tito exclaimed.
"Guys! What's going on in there?" Philip asked from outside.
"PRIVATE MEETING!!! GO AWAY, MIO CARO!" Tito exclaimed.
"Ay, fine!" Philip said, walking away.
"Anyway, can you please help me?" Tito said.
"Why? I know you already know where the frog is-,"
"SHHHH! I know you know that I know!!! But I need to get rid of that cowboy so he doesn't cause any further issues!" Tito exclaimed.
"Ok! Ok! Here, take these," Bruno said, taking out a cool looking stick and shiny rock. "This is the stick of ultimate death, which will kill anyone you stab with it. And this is the rock of protection. It will prevent you from being harmed ever,"
"Perfetto! Grazie!" Tito exclaimed, taking his weapons and running off to commit harm.
"Good luck!" Bruno exclaimed.
(drawings :>)
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