《Tiny Texas Time!》DAAAAAD!
Advertisement
America was working away, when suddenly he got a call from his husband.
M: Hey babe, are we still meeting for lunch?
A: Sh*t! I'm so sorry I forgot! I'll be there as soon as possible
M: Oh, no worries! I'm not there yet anyway, I got stuck in traffic... How's Texas by the way? Usually PR would've called by now or something
A: He's ok... he ran away from home before Rico could even get there... Right when I thought I could trust that kid...
M: Where'd he end up?
A: The pub... I got Australia to look after him at the zoo, just to keep Texas entertained... I might have him do that more often. After all, I think Tex is starting to drive Puerto Rico nuts.
M: Yeah... wait... Texas is at the zoo...?
A: Yeah, why?
M: U-uh... check the news
America immediately put on the news, and saw it...
His son in a panda enclosure, drawing a water gun on a monkey.
"This f*CKIN KID-," America exclaimed, rushing out of his office.
A: Mex, forget lunch, I'll take you out to a nice dinner. Right now, we gotta get our kid
M: Already heading to the zoo, I'll meet you there
"Is it more annoying when you try to sneeze but can't? Or when you have hiccups?" Texas asked as he was chewing on a burger.
"Don't talk with your mouth full," Australia said.
"Don't change the subject when I'm trying to ask stuff," Texas said.
"Don't talk back," Australia exclaimed.
".... sorry," Texas said.
"It's ok, and It's more annoying to not be able to sneeze," Australia said. Suddenly, America and Mexico stormed up to them.
"TEXAS!" America exclaimed.
"Uh oh," Texas said.
"What were you thinking?! And Australia, I thought you were going to watch him!!!" America exclaimed.
Advertisement
"I tried! I thought I told you your child is a chaos demon!" Australia exclaimed.
"That's it... Texas, you're spending a week at your abuelos house where you will hopefully stay out of trouble!" America exclaimed.
"DAAAAD!" Texas whined.
"Nope! It's final! You've crossed the line far too many times! Do I have to remind you about the pub incident? Or when you stole my car to go to Grandpa's house? Or when you flooded the house? Or when you somehow managed to lure a thousand chickens into our bedroom?!?!" America exclaimed.
"He did that?!" Australia exclaimed.
"HE DID! I HAVE NO CLUE HOW!" Mexico exclaimed. Texas just looked down guiltily.
"Come with us... you need to start packing," America said.
Advertisement
- In Serial85 Chapters
Transposition
Please note: the Sexual Content tag is there due to a single brief plot-relevant scene, which has a warning at the beginning. For other details, read the full description below. Rating breakdown, since that should be public info: 5 x 5*, 2 x 4.5*, 1 x 0.5* During a blackout, a frail and ragged old woman stops to ask for a glass of water from a backyard barbecue party. Given a good supper instead, she looks around the group, and tells them, "Be who and what you truly are." Days later, seven of the people from the barbecue find themselves drawn into a trap laid by a pair of wizards and their accomplices, who kidnap them into a bubble reality. All seven, who have known each other all their lives, are informed that they are not in fact entirely human: they have active fae blood, due to a series of conditions culminating with the blessing of the elderly fae woman. The transformation into fae form comes as a shock: all seven, whether originally female or male, find themselves now unreasonably beautiful women. More urgent even than that, though, is their captivity. Getting back to the real world is a higher priority than this metamorphosis that rapidly begins to feel natural... but this is only the first step, as the diverse types of fae blood they carry begin to surface. With no resources except themselves, how can they escape this prison? If they succeed, how can they possibly reclaim their lives? Just how many other faelings have been kidnapped, anyway, and what happened to them? And is there a way to make sure that their captors never put anyone else through this? Back in the real world, Kayla, who learned long ago to trust her gut instincts, is absolutely certain that something is very wrong. The pattern in the list of missing friends is easy to spot, but makes no sense at all. Then a young woman turns up at the backyard gate who knows more than she should, and even though her explanation makes even less sense, every instinct tells Kayla that Riley is her only way to get them back. If they're not quite what they were, well, that's a bridge to cross later... Just a little note: I'm a big believer in endings that are upbeat but not candy-coated, and not a fan of grim-and-gritty or of glamorized violence. These are adults in a difficult situation. However, no one gets raped, and the physical violence is, all things considered, fairly minimal. There is some harassment, sexual and otherwise, and also some mild restraint and mild verbal abuse. Complicating factors are generally wizardly or fae in nature. If I need to warn you about gender in this being all over the map, some of it reality-based rather than fantasy-based, highly diverse sexuality, or that there is (especially later) some indirect fetish/BDSM imagery and honest character discussion, then you probably should just avoid everything I write. :-) Also available on Scribble Hub.
8 183 - In Serial650 Chapters
The Power of Ten: Book One: Sama Rantha, and Book Two: The Far Future
(Author's Note: If you're wondering about the views, it's +1.8 million more on Webnovel, its original home. Updated daily starting Dec. 26, 2018, and continued with Book Three.) Some time ago, a planes-traveling archmage made up a video game to train some people on the planet Earth for the catastrophe he knew was coming. That game was the Power of Ten. The gods seized this opportunity to take the templates of some of those characters, and even their souls, for use in other worlds, and other realms. Sama Rantha is one of those characters, and is going to find out that being a Hagchild and having to survive after your Hag Curse fails to murder you at birth is much, much less fun than setting it as your Race at level One on a gamescreen. Join Sama Rantha on her Road to Ten, and letting her Hagmother know exactly what she thinks of her... ------ Warning: This book starts with a HARD OPEN! It was written as an extension of other stories that have not made it onto the Internet yet for National Novel Writing Month in Nov/2018. Book One/Sama Rantha: A traditionalist LitRPG in the fantasy world vein. The beginning chapters will be heavy with gaming terms and the supporting math as Sama exploits the rules as much as possible, minmaxing her heart out to get one up on the world trying to kill her. The math and rules lawyering tapers off, but are never eliminated, as Sama is going to do everything she can to exploit the rules of reality here and not die, while making sure those responsible for this get exactly what is coming to them... ------ Book Two, The Far Future (starting Ch. 286): The Warp, the final frontier; in the grim darkness of a galaxy far far away, there came a hagchild...QX! Sci-fi/Fantasy/psionics mashup, grimbright clashing with grimdark! Sama is sent into a setting she'd rather not be in, but the heart of a powergamer never says no, even in the crapsack galaxy of the Tellurian Empire. BOOK TWO IS COMPLETE WITH 357 CHAPTERS AS OF 9/2020. ----------- Book Three (updating daily): The Human Race (next Book!) - Urban Fantasy world. Three Power of Ten gamers come together in a world under the Shroud of the Cancer of Death. Whatever might happen when they do, and what might they find there? Book Three is complete with 500 chapters: right here. Book Four: Power of Ten is dumped into the Marvel Universe. Surely there'll be no changes to canon when that happens? A Fanfiction variant, with teeth! Dynamo The Original Sama Stories: Being posted at: over in this location. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Discord link: in zis location is always up if I'm online. Patreon for my supporters! https://www.patreon.com/user?u=25742531
8 786 - In Serial35 Chapters
Tales of Astora: Insurrection
The second volume of the series "Tales of Astora". WARNING: since this is a direct sequel, it is necessary to read the first volume in order to understand the reference and the actual story. Link to the first novel: Tales of Astora: Legacy Following the events of the first volume, the Gods have found the hidden, mysterious world of Astora, now known as Valhalla and set out to destroy those who would defile the will of Multiverse. Behind the scene, an ancient force is about to make its first move after eons of slumber. Lead by the entities known as the Enders, they seek the destruction of the Gods and most of all, the world. Meanwhile, a tiny soul was born in a world of science where magic was but a myth. Plunged between the two camps, Astora, daughter of the Dark Lord, will soon face her destiny along with other peculiar beings she will meet in her journey.
8 201 - In Serial106 Chapters
LEUR: The Unsung Tales
In the kingdom of Zorhana, one adventuring team rises to the top as they come to terms with their pasts and uncover a plot to destroy all they hold dear. Together they'll learn to trust each other, to love each other, and grow strong enough to overcome any challenge. This is the tale of unsung heroes, filled with daring adventure and powerful bonds, vicious monsters and shining redemption. Come, sit, stay awhile and listen. This story contains violence, budding romance, friendships forged in fire, and fantastical racism. I'm writing this story using the fifth edition of Dungeons & Dragons, the legendary tabletop roleplaying game. I first began posting this story on my personal Facebook page and on Tumblr under the username "valoroflight". I only put a few chapters in before moving to Wattpad to finish posting the full story. Unfortunately, my story has begun showing up on NovelHD without my permission, so I am moving to RoyalRoad in an attempt to get away from that.
8 96 - In Serial6 Chapters
Zombie Country (Zombie Apocalypse #2) PREVIEW ONLY
Twenty year old college student Madison resides at a school that has been converted into a temporary fortress in an attempt to outlast the zombie apocalypse. As the remaining survivors battle not only hordes of the undead but other survivors as well, things quickly begin to unravel. Supply shortages, fears, and unruly soldiers threaten to tear the survivors apart from the inside, but things are held together by Specialist Aaron Monroe.When tragedy strikes their safe haven, Madison and a small group of survivors are forced out onto the streets of New York with few supplies, little hope, and numerous enemies all around them. Their plan to survive the zombie apocalypse is a dangerous one that leaves members of the group in doubt, but with no other options available to them, the group fights to secure a brighter future for themselves, battling zombies and facing other dangers along the way. Recommend for 16+
8 195 - In Serial15 Chapters
A Love Surreal
Known as the best couple. One is a famous actor, the other a promising singer.They've received multiple awards together.Everything about them is an epitome of a perfect love story. Are they really what they seemed behind the glamour? Or everything is just a facade to create a story of a love surreal?
8 181
Prev Chap
Next Chap
Chap List
Boy
Girl
