《♥︎TEXAS♥︎ and The Miracles of America》Idk I just think this chapter is nice
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Texas woke up in Wisconsin's room, where he and Mississippi were hanging out.
"Um... what happened?" Texas asked.
"Your powers are too powerful for your body to handle. You need to make sure you're only using them when you absolutely need to," Wisconsin said, getting up and handing Texas some cheese. Texas sighed.
"Well what's the point of having powers if I don't use them?" Texas asked.
"I mostly shapeshift to pull pranks. Powers are very much not a necessity and only occasionally a luxury," Mississippi said.
"Plus, we need to be careful with your powers because nobody seems to know what exactly they are capable of... Tex, I know this wouldn't have been your intention... but you could've seriously hurt Florida earlier... Thank god everything was ok... but you didn't know what you were capable of and still sent a wave of energy towards Florida," Wisconsin said.
"Sh*t... I never even thought of that...," Texas said.
"Nothing bad happened... but please, be extremely careful... we don't want you to get hurt... or to hurt someone else," Wisconsin said. FB you're gonna hate me when I say Wisconsin is one of my favs in this book.
Meanwhile, the weirdos club hosted a meeting. They were making little decorations for their rooms, because yay.
"Is this literally just an arts and crafts club?" Delaware asked.
"Maybe," Vermont said.
"I like arts and crafts," New Mexico said, trying to help Arizona make a cute lil painting of a cactus wearing sunglasses with the words "Lookin' Sharp" on it.
"GUYS!" Arkansas exclaimed.
"What?!" Iowa exclaimed.
"I JUST FOUND OUT I CAN CRY DIAMONDS IF I'M IN MY DIAMOND FORM!" Arkansas exclaimed, holding up a bunch of little diamonds.
"BRO THATS SICK!" New Jersey exclaimed.
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"Can you make me a diamond necklace?!" Missouri exclaimed.
"Why-,"
"BECAUSE I'M TIRED OF BEING THE GUN-NUT TOXICALLY MASCULINE TRUCK DRIVING WOMAN LOVING WIFE-BEATER WEARING MANSPLAINING DISASTER GAY! I AM NOT A STRONG MASCULINE MAN I AM A WEAK BEAUTIFUL BABY BOY AND I DESERVE SOME GODDAMN DIAMONDS! CODDLE ME MOTHERF*CKERS!!!!" Missouri exclaimed.
"... that was so much, and I absolutely love you for it, let's get you some diamonds king," Arkansas said.
"... 'disaster gay'...?" Maryland asked.
"Shhhh, one thing at a time," Louisiana said.
Meanwhile, Hawaii and Alaska were hanging out, just having a nice time.
"Alaska... I... I don't want to be too overbearing but I kind of want to ask something...," Hawaii said.
"Oh? what's wrong?" Alaska asked. Hawaii sighed.
"I want to try and visit the city one more time...," Hawaii said. Alaska was silent.
"Hawaii... the last time... you... you got hurt-,"
"I know, but Imperial is dead now... besides, there is so much more to the regulars than the magic hunters... I mean, America is literally marrying the son of one of the most notorious magic hunters in the world! There's just... so much to see outside of this forest... I can't stand being stuck here forever knowing how much there is to see. Do... do you think I should go?" Hawaii asked. Alaska stared at her for a moment, before taking a deep breath.
"If you go... I want to go too... not because I know I'd have to keep you safe, because I know you'd probably protect me first seeing that my fear response is often to freeze... but because seeing the world really means that much to you, I want to be with you... every step of the way, and see you smile... I want to experience the world with you," Alaska said. Hawaii smiled, and Alaska held her close.
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"Oh my gooooood they are the cutest!!!" Michigan exclaimed.
"Mich! stop eavesdropping people!" Alabama exclaimed.
"Sorry! I just love wholesome romance...," Michigan said.
"You have us!!" Illinois exclaimed.
"We're not in love," Michigan said.
"Don't say such awful things in front of our son!" Alabama exclaimed, hugging their monkey-child Zaru.
"Okaaaaay I love you guys sooo much in a deeply romantic way," Michigan said.
"Yay!" Illinois exclaimed.
Meanwhile, America was with Britain, trying to figure out the guest list.
"Ok... So we know for sure It is safe for Scotland to join because he is very accepting of magic and his boyfriend is a fairy... I'll have to ask my other brothers what they think of magic to see if we can invite them... and then our closest friends Australia, Canada, Kiwi and France...," Britain said, writing down his guest list. America sighed.
"I'm sorry your list of attendees is a lot shorter than mine... I guess magic is a bit much for regulars to handle...," America said. Britain chuckled.
"Even if all of my close friends and family accepted magic, I definitely still wouldn't be able to equate to fifty on my side of the guest list," Britain said. America smiled, but then sighed.
"You're putting yourself in danger... If someone finds out you're married to someone with magic-,"
"Love, there aren't as many hunters as their used to be-,"
"But there's still enough for me to be worried about you... If they come for me I know I can protect myself, but don't you remember what happened to Spain? He was lucky to walk away still living...," America said. Britain sighed.
"I love you, America... I'll be ok, I promise. We'll be ok," Britain said, holding America close.
I bet y'all wouldn't believe me if I said that that isn't foreshadowing and they genuinely will be just fine.
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