《♥︎TEXAS♥︎ and The Miracles of America》Uh oh
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I only got one entry for the cover contest so far so unless people want to join in before February 20th that person will be declared the winner and will receive a pat on the head from me.
I will find you.
And I will pat you.
Anyway, Montana decided that she was going to try something.
And she tried real hard.
"AHHHH WHO PUNCHED YOU?! WHERE ARE THEY?! I DON'T THINK I CAN BEAT THEM UP BUT ILL HELP YOU BEAT THEM UP!" Idaho exclaimed.
"Nobody did. I tried makeup," Montana said.
"Oh," Idaho said.
"You're allowed to say I did poorly, I don't mind," Montana said.
"Tana, I'd never ever demean your efforts, but god, you look way better without that sh*t smeared all over your face," Idaho said.
"Ok, Jesus, put it a bit better than that," Montana said.
"... do you want help?" Idaho asked.
"...you know how to do makeup?" Montana asked.
"No, but I know a guy-,"
"YOU CALLED?!" California exclaimed, bursting into the room.
"No, we didn't, but we were just about to. You wanna make me beautiful?" Montana asked. California smiled.
"Sure!" California exclaimed.
Meanwhile, Texas was hanging out with Arkansas, because yay.
"So, you got the powers of... flight, healing, necromancy... anything else?" Arkansas asked.
"I think I've been communicating with Florida somehow? Maybe it's just cause I know him so well, but it seems like I can just tell exactly what he's thinking," Texas said.
"Huh, animal communication maybe? That's cool... what else can you do?" Arkansas asked.
"Hmm... light stuff I guess, oh, and glitter!" Texas exclaimed, making a sparkling glitter shower over Arkansas, the glitter fading the second it touched a surface.
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"Cool! What else? I mean, at this point, who knows all the things you might be capable of!" Arkansas exclaimed. Suddenly, Florida walked into the room.
"Hello gator baby!" Texas exclaimed. Florida flew his hands up, being cute and confirming that it is in fact him, the proclaimed gator baby.
"Wait... maybe you can use your magic to give Florida speech?" Arkansas asked. Texas hummed in thought, and used some ✨magic✨ on Florida
Suddenly, Florida turned into an actual alligator.
"AHHH!!! That's exactly the opposite of what we meant to do!!!" Arkansas exclaimed.
"What do I do?!" Texas exclaimed.
"I don't know!!! Just do the opposite of what you did!!!" Arkansas exclaimed.
"What did I do though?!" Texas exclaimed.
"YOU DONT KNOW?!" Arkansas exclaimed.
"WHY WOULD I KNOW?!"
"YOU DID IT!!!!"
"....wait.... WHERE DID FLORIDA GO?!" Texas exclaimed.
"What do you mean?! WAIT- OH MY GOD WHERE THE F*CK IS HE?!" Arkansas exclaimed.
"Ok, ok, we can't let anyone know about this, we just have to find him... we find him, and everything will be fine," Texas said.
"Right, nobody has to know there is an alligator running around the house and your powers can be potentially harmful," Arkansas said.
"Right," Texas said. They turned the corner, and saw Michigan, Illinois, and Alabama.
With that, they ran away
".... they're gonna tell everybody," Texas said.
Ik the chapter is short
What of it
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