(Unlike The United Miracles of America, this will not be in Texas's POV)

(This book could probably work as a stand-alone book, but if you want, read TUMA for context)

(And by the way, I went through 8 mental breakdowns, 5 ask Reddit posts, 2 long deep discussions with my father, and one long shower trying to figure out which states didn't hate each other and guess what? Some people from one state like one state but then another group of people from that same state dislike that state but then like another state that dislikes that state

Tl;dr: state rivalries are stupid and a waist of time

So, f*ck you, I don't care if Georgia stole your money, or if Nevada broke your parents marriage, or if Wyoming robbed your car. In this book, ALL THE STATES F*CKIN LOVE EACHOTHER BECAUSE F*CK HATRED!!!

After all, we're all American aren't we?

*que California and Texas slowly backing away and seceding from the union*

We're all North American, aren't we???

*sad Hawaiian noises*

Oh c'mon, Hawaii is still politically part of North America!!

*disgruntled murmurs*

As far as I'm concerned everyone is friends, if that really offends you for some reason, I sincerely apologize but I'm doing it anyway

enjoy the show)

Power list:

California- Gold:

Can turn anything into pure gold (or gold colored)

Alaska- ice:

Basically he's Elsa

Hawaii- lava:

She can make lava appear and turn into a volcanic rock monster

Luisiana- voodoo:

This one's pretty self explanatory

Nevada- bringer of good or bad fortune:

She can tell between good or bad decisions, and she can see your most possible fate. However, she stresses that anyone can change their fate, and that a bad decision can lead to a good opportunity. She can also curse or bless people with good or bad luck for a day, but it's way too physically draining to do too often.

RI- making things small:

He can shrink himself or other things/people, and can restore them to their proper size whenever he feels like it

Kansas- wind:

He make wind go woooooo

Colorado- terraforming:

He can create mountains and valleys with his brain

Florida- alligator:

He's literally just part alligator. He is slightly scaley in some areas, has a tail, and sharp teeth. However, he is unable to speak, so he has trouble communicating.

Delaware- invisibility:

Can shift in and out of visibility. His clothes turn invisible with him.

Georgia- magical empath:

She can't directly hear people's thoughts, but she knows exactly what people are feeling and why. She can also sense pain/sickness/other health related stuffs.

Michigan- hearing:

He hears gud, and also has selective hearing. He can drown out all other noise just to listen to a conversation miles away

Minnesota- duplication:

She can clone herself, however her clones don't have their own consciousness or free will, they just do what she commands them to do and they disappear after a while. She can only summon ten at once

New Mexico- dehydrates:

He can just take the moisture out of anything. Even humans. He doesn't do it to humans though, because that would be murder.

Illinois- volume control:

can make his voice either superhumanly loud or soft

North + South Carolina- fusion:

They can fuse into an ultra-strong giant. However, both of them have to agree to fuse for it to work, and if they start arguing from within the giants mind, they start to de-fuse

Alabama- x-ray vision:

He can choose to see through any surface. People sure hope he uses his powers modestly.

New York- unlimited energy:

He doesn't need sleep (although he can if he wants to) and can do anything for hours and hours without loosing energy. He can also gift energy to others.

Ohio- hidden in plain sight:

He's there but you don't realize it, and he can do the same thing to other objects. So yeah, mega stealth man. Again, people sure hope he's using this power modestly

Massachusetts- fire and water resistant:

He can't drown or get burnt

Mississippi- (human) shapeshifter:

They can turn into anybody, as long as they know what they look like. However, they have to keep a picture of themselves on them at all times so they don't forget what they look like.

Iowa- projection:

He can make a ghost-projection-holographic version of his thoughts. He can do this to replay memories, scare the heck out of people, or 3D storyboard/blueprint something

Maine- siren song:

She's a hella good singer, and can lure anyone with her voice. She can also calm people/animals down with her singing

New Jersey- (object) shapeshifter:

He can turn into any object

Maryland- crab claws:

Can make her hands turn into crab claws

Arkansas- diamond:

He can turn into a Diamond dude and become basically indestructible

Pennsylvania- telekinesis:

She can float stuffs with her brain

Idaho- gopher:

He just goes into the ground, and then sprouts again in another area. It's basically teleportation but limited to only places he can get to by ground (meaning he couldn't teleport into a plane, or elevated space, like the second + floor of a building)

Indiana- super speed:

He go brrrrr

Arizona- cactus:

He grows spikes

Utah- power to draw everyone to one area:

Y'know that one bell in minecraft that are in the villages? If you ring it all of the villagers gather around? (This apparently doesn't exist but I will pretend it does just because I want to) Yeah, that's what he does, except he can choose who he wants to summon. The person he summons has no choice (kinda hypnosis-ish) but once they get there they can leave. Until he summons them again I guess

Wisconsin- healing cheese:

He can create cheese outa thin air that heals ya

Oregon- water:

He makes the water go wooo

Washington- nature:

He makes plants exist

Connecticut- food:

can make food appear out of nowhere

West Virginia- Age:

He can age things

Virginia- de-age:

She can de-age things

Vermont- sticky boi:

secretes sticky tar-like substance from skin that smells sweet

New Hampshire- rain power:

He makes rain start raining or stop raining

North + South Dakota- weird twin thing:

They are telepathic with each other, and are super agile and coordinated without even trying to be. They also feel each other's pain. They hate it, but it's useful

Tennessee- magical banjo:

He can control animals with his music

Missouri- confetti guns:

His hands are confetti guns. He does finger guns, and confetti shoots out. Hell yeah.

Montana- luck:

can find any precious material just lying around

Nebraska- Green thumb:

He can heal dead plants

Oklahoma- right place at right time:

He gets a 'Okie sense' that tells him to go to a specific area. When he gets there, it always benefits the situation. He can ignore these urges, however it usually leads to disastrous (or mildly inconvenient) consequences

Kentucky- can predict tomorrow:

He can't predict exactly what will happen, but he'll know if the next day will be a bad one, what the weather will be like, or if something big happens. But, as with Nevada, he warns that his predictions can be changed

Wyoming- hot boi:

Can shoot boiling water from his hands

Texas- uh:

They're still trying to figure out all the things he can do. So far, it includes glowing, fiery white wings, having an odd effect on weather, having a healing effect by just touching something, and being able to make cute lil stars circle him.

"CALI COME QUICK!!!!" Texas screamed. Of course, everyone panicked, so when they rushed into his room seeing him casually levitating they were both pissed off and relieved. "I figured out how to use my wings!!!" Texas exclaimed.

"Good job Tex, but maybe don't give us a heart attack next time," California said. Florida let out a low growl.

"Sorry, sorry... I didn't mean to scare y'all," Texas said. California smiled.

"It's fine, now c'mon, America will be here soon! Don't you wanna hang out at the party?" California asked. Texas nodded.

"Yeah! I'll fly there!" Texas exclaimed.

"Are you completely sure that's a good idea?" Louisiana asked.

"Why wouldn't it be?" Texas asked.

"You're still learning... remember when you sneezed and accidentally created another sun?" Louisiana asked.

"Uh, we fixed it, didn't we? I don't see your problem," Texas said. Louis rolled his eyes.

"Okaaay, just be careful," Louis said. Texas smiles and nods. Holding Californias hand tightly, they went and joined the party in the ballroom, Texas flying unsteadily.

"Texas! There you are! I was looking all over for you!" New York exclaimed.

"Whatcha need?" Texas asked.

"The disco ball star you made that one time, can you make another one?" New York asked.

"Ok, I'll try not to set anything on fire either," Texas said. He formed a ball of light in his hands, and expanded it to a disco ball size, before lifting it up in the air, letting it hang just below the ceiling. Suddenly, there was confetti flying. Missouri was having a blast with his new power, happy that it was less lethal than his previous one.

Suddenly, America walked in, but he had a man with him, and everyone got very confused.

"Hey, who's your friend?" Alabama asked. America smiled.

"This is my boyfriend, Britain,"

In this AU America and Britain are:

1) not related

2) around the same age

3) NOT RELATED

4) INCEST IS GROSS!!!!

5) THEY ARE NOT RELATED

"Boyfriend?! Since when?!" Alaska exclaimed.

"A while ago actually, I thought it was time to finally tell all of you," America said. New Hampshire had his arms crossed.

"Isn't this the son of the man who killed your mother?" New Hampshire asked.

"Now, Now... Britain didn't have any control over that! It's nice to meet you sir, I'm Texas," Texas said, shaking Britain's hand.

"Nice to meet all of you, America has said great things about you all," Britain said.

"It's nice to meet you too!" Illinois said, before whispering something in his ear that made him visibly tense up. Something along the lines of 'if you're just using America for his magic we will beat your a**'. America sighed and wrapped his arm around Britain.

"I hope you all get used to having outsiders here, for I've invited some friends from the city... they'll be visiting in a few weeks for a banquet," America said. Everyone glanced at each other.

"I guess we'll see how things go...,"