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Virtuous Sons
The saying goes that when a man is born the Fates weave his destiny and swaddle him in it. Then one day the man dies, and the swaddle becomes a shroud. Heaven moves on. It is audacity to question the Fates. Olympus is Olympus. The land of men is the land of men. To transgress that, to cross the line of divinity and scale Olympus Mons? To defy the Fates and cast off their threads? That is hubris. It’s a mark that every philosopher bears plainly on their soul. [participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge]
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Valor and Violence
Valor and Violence is a series of short stories following different, yet all equally colourful, characters set in the same world. Birth of a Legend, the first short, follows Captain Erskine Erwell, a newly promoted Captain in the Calandorian Royal Navy, charged with protecting his people from all who would do them harm. Great news for the Calandorian citizens, bad news for the Skjar reavers that ravage the shores in search of slaves. But when a small reaver fleet slips the net and escapes to the southern jungles of Marduk, Erwell must fight a war on two fronts; one against the raiders, and a far more difficult war against the hostile landscape. If he can't find allies in this strange land, he may end up being the one in need of saving. The first part of the second short story will be uploaded on Saturday, the 11th of June, following Ferez Ahud, an aspiring young battlemage charged with the unsavoury job of 'terminating' a rogue member of his college. But how this nobody of a mage became a fugitive remains a mystery, and when the answer is discovered, the tables are turned and the hunter becomes the prey. I'll be uploading chapters of more in-universe short stories each week or as close to, work permitting. Content Guidelines: course language and violence
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The Adventures of Void Cat and Shadow
Welcome reader! You have just taken a step into the continually expanding world of "The Adventures of Void Cat and Shadow." A story of two genetically engineered cats altered for one purpose: to fight evil wherever it may lurk in the world. Created by the brilliant Professor and trained by the formidable martial arts expert Sifu, the Ferocious Felines are locked in a never-ending quest against the evil Dr. Snowstorm, Chillwave, and the enigmatic Greenhouse. Set in the 1980s and mimicking a 1930s movie serial, "The Adventures of Void Cat and Shadow" offers a weekly action-filled story with twists and turns, ultimately holding the fate of the planet, nay even the solar system, in the balance. All Void Cat and Shadow content is early released on Patreon and then released here on Royal Road two weeks later.All Void Cat and Shadow stories are rated G to PG in the US. Nothing here will be more intense than your average Disney movie.
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Swillow the Slaughterhound
Fourteen years ago, Swillow the wolf got betrayed by her own brother. Alone, she was corrupted and only found friends in a small pack that took her in. Now, she walks the world as the "Slaughterhound", a legendary beast who's known for her massive strength. While looting her home village after a hyena invasion with her friend, Citrus Snow, she finds out that Citrus' new boyfriend is none other than the brother that turned on her.In the mix, they get caught up in a feud bigger than themselves. Wars between a mustelid species known as crimsons, the hyena clans who want to take back what was promised, and the insanely patriotic canine kingdom known as Canida.
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The God Cheese Chase
“It was the race of the century. Millions upon millions of participants lined up at the thousand miles long starting line. The tension and excitement permeated the air like a thick miasma. Even I was affected. Who am I you say?Why I am the world’s greatest adventurer. I have slain demons and gods, conquered the hardest dungeons, scaled the tallest mountains, and braved even the hottest deserts. They call me the devourer of the hidden, discoverer of secrets, and the destroyer of the unknown. For my name is Charles Brie, the only man who shall win this race!”After my grand monolog, my crew looked at me with awe.“Captain,” My first mate sighed. “We truly pity you and your delusions of grandeur.”And with that, the race that would decide the fate of all began. (Cover art by DanP)
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Yandere Kouha Ren x Reader (Magi)
When your village was raided and you were sold off as a slave, you never imagined you would gain the love of a prince. However, this was a prince you wished you had never met.
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