《playaholic | mha textfic x reader》xxii. pedo germs

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Is L/n online?

No I think they're sleeping

Okay thank you!

Why what's up?

I wanted to see how she was feeling

Oh yeaaaaa

I forgot they were sick 😰

Hahaha I'm sure she'll understand

momo

never laugh in lowercase again

ily

but

pls

LMAO

What's wrong with laughing in lowercase?

a lot

momo please

never laugh in lowercase

I'm sorry 😅

you're okay dw

you wanted me?

Ah yea!

How are you feeling?

i'm doing better

still coughing a lot

I offered you my umbrella but nOoOo

LOOK HERE DUDE

I WANTED TO DANCE IN THE RAIN OKAY

LET A GIRL DREAM 😤

And look what happened to you 😒

ugh

i hate males

bouta turn lesbian

as u should

girls r sm better

frrrr

You're just jealous that you can't pull any guys 🙄

YK WHAT IZUKU

CMERE

RN

ILL COUGH ON YOU

KEEP UR CRUSTY ASS GERMS AWAY FROM ME

grrrrrr

bark bark

woof

🤠⁉️

its better not to ask

Yea

L/n's scary when she plays games

speaking of games

i'm bouta go and play minecraft

again

basic

miss ma'am

don't try and catch these hands 🤛

you also shouldn't bully a sick girl

i'm sensitive... 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭😭😠😠😠🤗🤗🤗🤗😜😜😜🤪🤪🤪🤪😚😚😍😍

i'm canceling you on twitter /hj

do it you won't

😅

Women am I right

misogyny am i right

Me?

Misogynistic?

Have you MET Mineta?

fair point

who else is even online 😒

hiding in the shadows like pussies

Tf did you just call me?

oh shi-

hey bestie

I am NOT your "bEsTiE"

you're just mad that i'm besties with izuku

Don't wrap me up in your issues 😒

✋👴🤚

Get your pedophilic germs away from me

PEDOPHILIC??

SIR WHAT

ik some pedophiles and i am NOT one of them

...

Y/n what

Why the fuck do you know pedophiles

WAIT LET ME EXPLAIN

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they're fun to fuck with

assido can back me up

so could jirou maybe

theyre so stupid omg

SEE

but the ones ik just hang out with high schoolers

they don't actually fuck them or try to kidnap them

so ur sayin u hang out with pedos for fun

yes and no

i'm getting info outta these ones

they're useful ykyk?

maam wtf do u mean by useful 🤨

no i don't have a sugar daddy/mommy

except for yaoyorozu

she's an exception

ong tho

How are pedophiles useful wtf

Finally something we can agree on

not all pedos are useful 😰

these ones are an exception

plus they ain't even actual pedos they just chill and hangout with other high schoolers

they're like 18-24

borderline pedo

Definitely trying to catch a case 💀

Ew

don't ew me stupid hoe

Your insults suck ass

you suck ass

So fucking cocky

I hate you

have you looked in a mirror 💀

your the cockiest mf i've ever met

bakugou u cant say ANYTHING abt being cocky

Sorry Kachan but it's true

walked right into that one 🧍‍♀️

Fuck you

i'd fuck me too dw

now if you'll excuse me i need meds

bc i'm dying

i can hear u cough from upstairs

Want me to call Recovery Girl?

i'll be fjine

oops

i don't want to trouble her especially since its like 8PM and older people need to get rest when dealing with 20+ students who are constantly getting injured at school

*cough* IZUKU. *cough*

You don't even need to fake cough your regular one is bad enough 💀

If you say so L/n

Lower your damn voice fart cloud

FART CLOUD???

EXCUSE ME??

i'll show you a fucking fart cloud

You can't even get out of bed

wanna test that?

coming over rn to beat your ass

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L/n please stay in bed 😭

😰

Come over here then! Your ass is gonna get knocked over by the wind

WELL FUCK YOU TOO

ILL COUGH ON YOU SO THAT YOU END UP SICK TOO BITCH FACE

No

too late

i'm at your door

open up pussy

PUSSY?!

Oh god 💀

CMON

COME OUT

ILL SHOW YOU FART FACE

no bc l/n is so nice but once u put them against bakugou or denki they go ballistic

dont piss off l/n

Yea I'm glad I'm on Y/n's nice list 🧍‍♂️

same 🧍‍♀️

exactly

don't piss me off :)

L/n are you bipolar

i don't think so

my mom and dad never got me tested

YOU HAVE BOTH OF YOUR PARENTS??

yeah? 😰

OH SHI I FORGOT WHAT I WAS DOING

COME ON BAKUGOU.

FIGHT ME

No. You're crusty as hell.

i will create a fucking cannon if you do not get the fuck out of this room and say this shit to my face

u might wanna listen

Yeah Kacchan

:)

No

balling my eyes out real quick

i'm done with boys

ugh

now i feel loopy 💀

Oh no!

Oh shit

dont pass out

pshHhHh

i won't

maybe

idk

I am not carrying your ass back to your dorm

then get shoji or smthin bc i can barely stand up

I'll go get Iida..

l/n

ily

but y

😭

my head rlly hurts

I'm coming I'm coming

oops

gn

and theres the thud 💀

It wasn't my fault this time

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