《playaholic | mha textfic x reader》xv. sleeping is overrated
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takeout can refer to food, dating, and assassination
l/n
disrespectfully, go to bed
i can't sleep
the objective to golf is to play the least amount of golf
AIRHEAD GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP
our heads are slowly 3D printing our hair
go to sleep
pregnant women are the only true body builders
L/n go to sleep, kero
turtles can't have sleepovers because they have their homes on their backs :(
turtles are cool
Frogs are the coolest
No
Komodo dragons are the coolest
Ofc you would think that, kero
eyedrops are just blinker fluid
WDYM BY "OFC YOU WOULD THINK THAT"?!
You're Bakugou
It's not that hard to figure out what you like and dislike, kero
FUCK OFF
bakugou always gives everyone nicknames except for tsu
he's probably scared of frogs
AM NOT
Bakugou, are you scared of me?
NO IM NOT
I JUST HAVENT FOUND A NAME FOR YOU
liar
SHUT THE FUCK UP AIRHEAD
You're getting mighty defensive there, kero
yeah
I AM NOT SCARED OF FROGS OKAY?!
you're the reason why i can't sleep :)
now answer the question or else i'll find cursed images to dm you
...
A little bit.
knew it
SHUT UP BIRD FACE
character development 🤪
The All-Mighty Bakugou is scared of frogs, kero?
THEY JUST FEEL WEIRD OKAY??
HOP ALL OVER YOU AND SHIT WHEN YOU'RE IN A RIVER OR A LAKE
Bakugou has trauma from frogs 🐸
hahahaha
LMAO
its okay bakugou
everyones scared of something yk?
im scared of the dark bc of my quirk
I'm scared of loosing my friends and family in a villain attack, ribbit
i'm scared of uh-
u h m
good question-
AIRHEAD OVER HERE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE SOMETHING THEY'RE SCARED OF!!
ik i do 🤠
i just can't remember it rn
It's okay L/n
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why are you scare of loosing your friends and family to villains? if you don't mind me asking-
the chance of being apart of a villain attack is really low (regardless if all might has retired)
Wait, do you not know?
huh
wdym?
does this trail back to yaoyorozu telling me to not worry about it or look up ua on the news?
Yeah
Don't do it
bakugou, she's going to find out eventually
uhm
y'all are worrying me 🤠
UA, specifically Class 1-A (our class) has been attacked by this villain group "The League of Villains" or "LOV" multiple times and has cause great harm to us and our teachers, ribbit
which led up to all might facing his greatest enemy
oh
"Oh"? Thats all you have to fucking say?
what do you want me to say then?
"omg i'm so sorry for you guys i hope therapy is treating you well 🥺"
i wasn't expecting this kind of a secret
was expecting something like todoroki accidentally burnt down one of the ua dorms or smthin
How did you not know though?
It was published everywhere, ribbit
i don't watch the news
idk ig i wasn't rlly aware of what was happening
So you don't know shit about UA do you
i've learned more about it now
theres so much you don't know
why hide it from me
i'm apart of this class just like everyone else yk
y'all keep tryna hide shit from me and it hurts
i want to be accepted into this school like the rest but i'm not
why?
i hold grudges 🤠
...
i'm not so sure, talk to kaminari about that
Yeah, ribbit
Kaminari is the one who keeps planning all of the bad things
ik
so does todoroki
and ofc everyone follows bc they're popular/get along with everyone
mhm
Yeah
hm
i'm gonna try to sleep
if not i'll just play my game
good night
good night
Night, kero
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