It is raining in Magnolia. Under the falling rain, Juvia approaches a mysterious shop with the sign 'Mag-Drug'...

Juvia: "Drip drip drop"

Juvia enters the shop, takes a seat and notices a old man wearing a green wizard hat with yellow goggles perched on it...

Shopkeeper: "Oh say you are looking for something that will make him notice you. My concoctions can be tailored to meet such needs"

Juvia: "Please sir, if he will look at me with passionate eyes. Even that would be enough"

Shopkeeper: "Well I have something that might just do the thing"

The shopkeeper places a potion-bottle at a table...

Shopkeeper: "Try this. It might do exactly as you wish"

Juvia: *taking the bottle in hand* "What is it ?"

Shopkeeper: "This would ensure your man burns with desire only for you. Only for 60,000 jewel"

Juvia: "Seems rather pricy"

Shopkeeper: "I don't have time to haggle young lady. Did I mention it's 100 percent effective"

Juvia: "100 percent, burning with desire" *narrows her eyes* "I will take the whole bottle sir"

Juvia exits the store with bottle in hand, what she doesn't realize is that the potion will end up giving a burning passion not in a way she expected and for not whom she was expecting.

Meanwhile, back at the guild...

Lucy: *slouching on the bar table* "I'm so bored"

Mira: *cleaning plates* "How about checking the board for a new job ?"

Lucy: *pouting* "I'd like to but Natsu keeps on saying he needs a little time off"

Mira: "Why don't you go on by yourself or maybe team up with somebody different"

Lucy: "Hmm.. it may be too weird working with somebody else. We are a team we should stick together"

Mira: "Oh you're so loyal to another" *cheerfully* "It's almost you're like a couple"

Lucy: "IT'S NOT LIKE THAT"

Mira: *winking at Lucy* "Oh you never know. Deep down Natsu might have feelings for you"

Lucy tries to say something but holds back then looks at Natsu and Happy...

Lucy: *sweatdrop* "Yeah even if that were the case. I'm afraid I would have to pass"

Mira: *holding her hands together cheerfully* "I think you two would be adorable together"

Lucy then looks at Natsu who has changed his dance and Gray arrives shirtless...

Gray: "Come on Natsu! Quit goofing around and let's get back to work"

Erza arrives behind Gray..

Erza: *glaring at Gray* "Would you put on some clothes already"

Gray flees and Erza turns her attention towards Natsu..

Erza: *tick marks on head* "What is wrong with you ? Did your powers finally burn that brain of yours into a lump of charcoal"

Natsu: *dancing* "Hey don't be such a killjoy its okay to take a break now and then. Isn't that right Happy ?"

Gray: "Hey (Y/n) back us up.."

Erza: "(Y/n)..."

Erza looks at (Y/n) who is sleeping on nearby table with his hat covering his face, Puss is leaning against (Y/n) and is about to open Sorcerer Weekly...

(Y/n): *mumbling in sleep* "I am a panda, a lazy, lazy panda.."

Puss skips the magazine and lands on the photospread section and has a nosebleed.

Happy: *dancing* "Aye sir"

Natsu/Happy: "Now for the finale"

(Y/n): *mumbling in sleep* "Lazy, lazy panda is me"

Puss: *grinning* "Sorcerer Weekly photoshoots are the best"

Happy and Natsu start waving their hands around and dance, (Y/n) continues mumbling his rhyme asleep and Puss is grinning like a madman looking at the magazine. Leading to Gray and Erza twitch their eyebrows in frustration.

Lucy: "Definitely a pass"

Mira: "I think two of you would make a perfect couple"

Meanwhile Juvia is gazing intently at Gray from behind a pillar...

Juvia: "My beloved Gray, all I ask is for one passionate glance"

Juvia imagines Gray looking at her with passion in his eyes..

Juvia: "Ahh my heart is beating so fast!" *trembling* "I'm shaking from head to toe just thinking about it. Oh the anticipation !"

The following day, Lucy relaxes at a table when Natsu comes and puts a hand over her shoulder...

Natsu: "Heya so how is it going ?"

Lucy: *pushing away Natsu* "Hey hands off! Please don't drape yourself over me like that"

Natsu: "Hold on what"

Lucy starts walking away blushing...

Lucy: "What am I gonna do ? This isn't good I can't get these stupid thoughts out of my head!"

Suddenly Gray shouts...

Gray: "NATSU! I'M SICK OF THIS! STOP ACTING LIKE AN IDIOT"

Natsu: "WHY DOES IT MATTER TO YOU HUH ? YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME"

Happy: "Let's rumble"

Natsu and Gray start fighting, while Juvia is watching this from behind...

Juvia: "My beloved Gray, yesterday I was so nervous I could barely move. But today I've got the courage to go through with my plan"

Juvia remembers the words of the shopkeeper, who said Gray should ingest just a little bit of bubbles from the potion. Meanwhile, the guys from the guild are speculating that Natsu likes someone. Lucy listens to their conversation...

Lucy: "THAT HER IS ME!"

Lucy starts walking robotically...

Lucy: "I mean it's not like I hate him or anything. Its not like I have been with a boy before"

Lucy starts imagining things...

Lucy: "WHAT AM I THINKING!!"

Natsu: "Hey you okay ?"

Lucy: *facing Natsu* "Yeah I'm fine"

Natsu: "Can you meet me tonight ? There's something important I gotta tell ya"

Lucy starts panicking...

Natsu: "What do you say we meet by the tree in the middle of southgate park"

Lucy: "But can you tell me what this is about ?"

Natsu: *cheeks flushed* "All I can say is it's important. Make sure you come alone tonight"

Lucy: "Is he blushing ?" *notices Natsu's pink cheeks* "He is actually blushing"

Natsu runs off...

Natsu: "See ya later"

Lucy: *steaming* "Hey Mira I'm gonna go home for the rest of the day"

Gray: "Hey come back. I wasn't through with you"

Juvia opens the bottle and blows the bubbles...

Juvia: "Just give me your passionate gaze"

Juvia blows the bubbles towards the Gray, but he gets out of the way and Master inhales it and sneezes it. Juvia determined blows more bubbles towards Gray hoping to hit him. But instead of the intended target it hits the Thunder Legion, Team Shadow Gear, Cana, Elfman, Erza, Mirajane, Wakaba, Macao and (Y/n) instead.

Juvia: "Oh my darling why must you keep moving. At this rate everyone in the guild will be infatuated with me instead of you! Wow that's a disturbing thought"

She blows the bubbles and Gray finally ingests it...

Juvia: "I did it"

Gray looks at Juvia and suddenly starts blushing...

Gray: "Woah what is this strange sensation. I'm feeling"

Juvia: "I've been waiting for this moment! Finally my beloved Gray will passionately gaze into my eyes and speak of those sweet words I long for"

Gray ends up walking past Juvia and towards Happy, who is munching on a fish.

Gray: "You've got some nerve! You're always flying around free as a bird showing off"

Happy: *sweatdrop* "Say what ?"

Gray: *points to himself* "I'm incredibly strong but I can't fly" *points to Happy* "But you're pathetically weak but you can. As far as I am concerned we're even" *points towards Happy* "Listen up! AS OF TODAY YOU ARE MY RIVAL!"

Happy starts panicking..

Warren: "What the heck is gotten into him ?"

Max: "Beats me"

Puss: "Maybe this is his real side, the dumb side"

All 3 of them nod amongst themselves, Gray leans towards Happy...

Gray: "COME ON! LET ME SEE WHAT YOU GOT CAT"

Happy: "SOMEBODY HELP! SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH GRAY!"

Somewhere else Macao is about to punch Wakaba but he catches it...

Macao: "You wanna tell me how much money you made last month"

Wakaba: "I bet it's more than what you made last year"

Macao: "You wish you could make as much as I do"

Wakaba: "Give me a break man! Everyone knows I'm worth more than you"

Macao: *bashing head against Wakaba* "Remind me why I waste my time hanging out with you"

Wakaba: *bashing head against Macao* "That's cuz you wanna keep tabs on your competition"

Makarov: *pointing finger at beer barrel* "I DRINK ALCOHOL YOU DON'T DRINK ME! NOW LISTEN I'M MORE THAN WELL ENOUGH TO KICK YOUR HIDE! WE WERE DESTINED TO BE RIVALS!"

Max, Warren and Puss appear in front of Master...

Max: *sweatdrop* "You seriously think alcohol is your rival"

Puss: *sweatdrop* "Master that's just plain weird"

Warren: *sweatdrop* "Are you talking about all of it or that barrel in general"

Master continues his rant against beer barrel...

Makarov: "YOU THINK YOU CAN DRINK ME! I WILL NEVER LET THAT HAPPEN!" *starts drinking*

Erza: *pointing at a pillar* "Curse you wretched pillar! Why must you block my path ? Shattering my dreams of passing through unhindered. Answer me scoundrel! Is your silence the way of challenging me ? From the moment I met you I knew we would be rivals"

Max, Warren and Puss appear beside Erza...

Max: *sweatdrop* "I hate to break it to you. But you can't be rivals with a pillar"

Wakaba: *sweatdrop* "The alcohol thing kinda makes sense"

Puss: "But it would make sense if it was a cater-pillar huh ?" *wiggles eyebrows*

Max: "I'm gonna pretend, I didn't hear that"

Suddenly Mira appears behind Erza...

Mira: "Bring it on Red! Let's fight like we used to back in the old days. But this time I won't hold back, because I can't afford to lose to my lifelong rival. But I need a referee someone who is jobless ? (Y/n) WHERE ARE YOU ?"

Erza: *looks at the pillar* "That's right I need a referee as well, idiot where are you"

(Y/n): "Erza and Mira.."

(Y/n) gets up and both the girls face him...

(Y/n): "For long I've been kept out of contention of being the strongest, so today I challenge the guild in a way fights have been done for centuries and in the most noblest of ways" *spins around* "BY A DANCE FIGHT!!!"

(Y/n) finishes his spin and poses...

Max: *sweatdrop* "Yeah we understand you are strong"

Warren: *sweatdrop* "But a dance fight"

Puss: *sweatdrop* "So he can dance, but not go on quests"

Meanwhile Happy is flying panicking...

Happy: "I'M SO CONFUSED! I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! NATSU WHERE ARE YOU ?"

Gray: "I've been looking for you..."

Gray confronts Happy...

Gray: "Bring it on cat!"

Gray and Happy then go to the top of the guildhall.

Gray: "Just watch I'm gonna fly further and faster than you could"

Happy: "Don't do this, this is dangerous"

Gray: "SHUT YOUR TRAP! Anything you can do, I can do a hundred times better! You hear me cat! I will beat you"

Happy: *crying* "THIS STINKS! WHY IS EVERYONE GOING CRAZY ?"

Juvia is watching all this from behind a bell...

Juvia: "The old man didn't say about a time-delay before the potion kicked in"

It turns out the shopkeeper swindled the money out of Juvia as he himself doesn't actually know the effect of the potion he sold her because he just mixed random forbidden ingredients in it and after selling the potion, he fled the town.

Cana appears in front of Master who is drinking heavily...

Cana: "MASTER! I'm coming to challenge you! I've always wanted to see who would win at drinking"

Master: "You're not worthy! To call yourself my rival! My enemy is alcohol itself!"

Cana: "You will never win !" *starts drinking*

Meanwhile Thunder Legion and Team Shadow Gear...

Freed: "3 against 3 is it. You may possess the same numbers as we do, but our skills are clearly superior to yours"

Levy: "What trash are you talking! Everyone knows we are the strongest 3 man team. You wanna fight us"

Elfman is standing atop a table...

Elfman: "WHY DOESN'T THIS GUILD HAVE A REAL MAN IN ITS RANKS!!" *starts crying* "I can't find a worthy rival" *starts crying more* "This situation makes me sad"

Puss: "Is he crying ? What is he a 6-year old"

Max: "Is he looking for a fighter or a man"

Warren: "I don't think I want to stick around to find out the answer"

Macao and Wakaba are holding some papers in their hands...

Macao: "Okay finished tallying up your numbers"

Wakaba: "Yeah I was done a long time ago, you slow poke. Just waiting for you. Looks like I'm better than you in every way"

Macao: "Yeah right! We will just have to see about that"

Wakaba: "Okay when I say go!"

Macao: "Bring it on! Last month I earned exactly"

Wakaba/Macao: "Ready... GO! 1,50,000! Huh ? We made the same amount! We will have to go for the month before!"

At the other side...

Freed: "Our Thunder Legion against your Shadow gear" *Thunder Legion poses* "Let's find out for once and for all! Who is the best three man team is in FairyTail!"

Levy: *Team Shadow Gear poses* "I hope you won't be disappointed after we wipe the floor with ya!"

Freed: "How dare you!"

Levy: "You have no idea with who you are messing with"

Max/Warren/Puss: "Are they having a pose off"

Cana: *drinking* "WATCH ME MASTER!!"

Makarov: *drinking* "ALCOHOL YOU ARE GOING DOWN!"

Elfman: *crying* "Where are the real men ?"

Meanwhile (Y/n)...

(Y/n): *dancing* "SO WHO IS READY TO FACE 'Le Dancer'. For the sake of fairness I will do a simple wave"

(Y/n) then does the wave..

Warren/Max/Puss: "He has got some serious moves"

The sun has set, however at FairyTail...

Erza: "

Erza attacks the pillar with swords...

Max: "COME ON ERZA CUT IT OUT!"

Warren: "IT TOOK US A LONG TIME TO REBUILD IT! DON'T WRECK! PUSS BACK US UP..."

Puss has a nosebleed after seeing Erza's armor...

Warren/Max: THIS IS NOT THE TIME!!!

Puss: "This is how armors should be around the world"

Erza is unfazed by Warren and Max's pleas...

Erza: "SILENCE! THIS VILE PILLAR INSISTS ON STANDING IN MY WAY! I need to go further inside, yet it blocks my path. It wants to waste my time my walking around it! Why would it do that unless it was greatest rival ?"

Max: *sweatdrop* "Have you thought about taking a different path ?"

Warren: *sweatdrop* "I know you are set in your ways, but this is a bit much"

Puss: "Well it seems she has finally found someone as stubborn as her"

Max: "That might be true"

Suddenly Mirajane punches Puss, Max and Warren away...

Mira: *in boxing gloves* "GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE AND FIGHT ME ERZA! SO WE CAN FINALLY FINISH THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL!"

Erza: "CAN'T YOU SEE I'M IN MIDST OF A BATTLE WITH MY LIFELONG RIVAL!"

Puss: "Not really. Its just a pillar it can't fight back"

Mira: *tick marks on her forehead* "HOW DARE YOU!!

Puss has a nosebleed after seeing Mira's ..

Warren/Max: "MIRA NO!!!!"

Puss: "This is how devils are supposed to be"

Erza: "That's it