"....."

"So who's gonna pull out their dick?" Yoongi looks around.

Namjoon pinches the bridge of his nose.

Jungkook gasps and looks at Yoongi with a wide grin. "OH my god, I was literally just about to ask that." He shakes his head and covers his mouth in disbelief.

Right then and there Namjoon decides that this probably wasn't a good idea. Actually he knew that when he suggested dinner in the group chat and everyone thought they were having an orgy.

Jin clasps his hands. "Namjoon please explain and Taehyung please tell Jungkook to remove the dildos from the table."

Taehyung hesitantly looks over at Jungkook. "Babe the dil -"

"AHHHHHHHH-"

"Why tho?" Jimin asks as Jungkook continues to scream.

Yoongi watches in amusement as Taehyung nibbles his bottom lip and Jin covers his ears.

Yoongi was pretty happy to be here, especially with his husband, Jimin. They're technically not an open relationship but Yoongi kinda wants to see Namjoon naked, so he came to have this orgy.

"Okay enough guys!!! What the fuck!!." Namjoon slams his hand on the table in frustration and they all look at him.

.... there's silence as Namjoon continues to look at the hooligans at his dinner table. He's just gonna ignore the look Yoongi was giving him.

"We are not having an orgy! Jungkook gets those dildos off my table and CAN WE HAVE A NICE DINNER FOR ONCE!! WE HAVEN'T SEEN EACH OTHER IN MONTHS!!" He shouts as he jumps from his seat and T poses to assert dominance.

As the whole room literally bites their lips at Namjoon. Hoseok finally walks through the door, breaking the silence.

"Heyy-" He sings with a wide grin, completely oblivious of the silence.

"Hey~" he strolls over to the dinner table.

"How y'all doing?" He giggles as he places the wine of the table as sits down while all eyes are on him.

Namjoon finally clears his throat and sits down beside his husband, Seokjin, who cooked the dinner that was getting cold in the kitchen.

"Oh Hoseok...how nice of you to join our-"

"Orgy." Yoongi cuts in.

"FOR FUCKS SAKE!!"

Jin stands up and points at everyday. "Okay enough!!! We're here to have a reunion because we haven't seen each other in a while. Can we just eat and look back at things." Jin finishes with a sigh and Jungkook's gasps in excitement

"Ooo I know that song!" Jungkook exclaims with a knowing finger in the air. Taehyung cooed at his cuteness and boops his nose.

"I wish I could get you pregnant." He whines out with a pout out loud.

Hoseok looks disgusted. "What the fuck did I walk into?" Hoseok asks with his hands against his chest in selfdefense.

"An orgy-"

"Dinner."

Yoongi and Jin answered at the same time and Namjoons vein pops.

"You know what! Out! Get out of my house!! We are not doing this today!!" Namjoon says strictly.

"Daddy chill." Jungkook says and nibbles his bottom lip. "Jungkook no." Taehyung shakes his head.

"I said get out!!" Namjoon shouts once again and they all scramble to get to the front door.

"Jin no, you live here." Namjoon facepalms.

"Oh yeah."

Before everyone leaves Namjoons one more announcement. "Please come back tomorrow. We're not having an orgy, and please stop doing crack." He says softly, completely out of energy.

"Yeehaw." Jimin lets out before leaving with Jungkook and the others.

The door shuts and Namjoon finally relaxes, Jin massages his shoulders and kisses the top of his head.

"I'm sorry about them, they still act like children." Jin says playfully and Namjoon smiles, reaching over to grip Jin's hands and kissing the back.

"I know but Jungkook's almost thirty, I would at least by now they'd matur-

"Y'all fucking?" Yoongi asks from behind the plant.

Jin screams and Namjoon grabs onto his balls.

"Yoongi what the FUCK!?" Jin exclaims in utter fear and Yoongi puts his hands up in surrender.

"Omg I didn't mean to....yes I did."

"GET OUT!!"

Yoongi flinches and scrambles to leave the room and leaves them alone once and for all.

"Taehyung hurry up, we're gonna be late!!" Jungkook shouts at Taehyung who was in the other room.

"For what!!" Taehyung calls back.

Jungkook thinks.

"I don't remember!!" He responds back while fixing his ear rings. Then he twirls in front of the mirror and smirks when he sees his fat juicy ass.

"Joon texted me...he said we're having a reunion." Taehyung says as he walks into the room.

"Oh like bad Girls club where we just beat each other up." Jungkook's adds as he fluffs his hair once more.

"No..he also said "strictly not sexual and professional. Anyone who says anything that's with org will be beheaded publicly." Taehyung reads aloud.

"...I wish I was on the Bad Girls Club...I'm a bad bitch." Jungkook's says dazedly, completely ignoring Taehyungs words.

Taehyung smiles fondly and hugs Jungkook's waist then leans down to kiss his neck.

"I love you." He whispers making Jungkook giggle. "I love you too hubby." Jungkook leans back and kisses his cheek.

... "You smell like breadsticks."

"Fuck Yoongi faster." Jimin moans out, throwing his head back.

"I can't go any faster bitch." Yoongi spits in impatience as he literally pulls Jimin's cock.

"Faster." Jimin moans and Yoongi groans in annoyance.

"I'll pull your dick off, I swear to god!

Jimin twitches and grunts.

"Oh fuck! A mcchicken and large fries-agh-barbecue sauce-" Jimin cuts off as he nuts all over Yoongi's hands and Yoongi rolls his eyes.

"Your doing it again." Yoongi groans as he pulls back and wipes the nut on his shirt then regretting it cause like what the fuck.

"I can't help it, you can't tell me you've never moaned out a McDonald'a order when you orgasm." Jimin reasons and Yoongi grimaces.

"No you psycho, Burger King." Yoongi rolls his eyes as he picks up his phone.

Jimin shrugs and lays back down on the bed, deep in thought

"Oh yeah we have to go the dinner-"

"I wanna see Namjoons dick."

They say in unison and then look each other awkwardly.

.......

"Let's go."

"Bye, Mickey, Holly, Rapmon, Yeontan, Gureum, Jeffrey, Max, Milo, Toby, Ollie, Lo la, Daisy, Ace, Apollo, Bailey, Bandit, Baxter, Bear, Beau, Benji, Benny, Bentley, Blue, Boomer, Brady, Brody, Bruno, Brutus, Bubba, Buddy, Buster, Cash, Champ, Chance, Charlie, Chase, Chico, Coco, Cody, Cooper, Copper, Dexter, Diesel, Duke, Elvis, Finn, Frankie, George, Gizmo, Gunner, Gus, Hank, Harley, Henry, Hunter, Jack, Jackson, Jake, Jasper, Jax, Joey, Kobe, Leo, Loki, Louie, Lucky, Luke, Mac, Marley, Max, Mickey, Milo, Moose, Murphy, Oliver, Ollie, Oreo, Oscar, Otis, Peanut, Prince, Rex, Riley, Rocco, Rocky, Romeo, Roscoe, Rudy, Rufus, Rusty, Sam, Sammy, Samson, Scooter, Scout, Shadow, Simba, Sparky, Spike, Tank, Teddy, Thor, Toby, Tucker, Tyson, Vader, Winston, Yoda, Zeus. I'll see you guys later!!" Hoseok waves at his dogs and slips out of the door with his rainbow bag.

(F******K 110 NAMES 😱😭🤣)

"Okay they're almost here, let me finish placing the rest the of fo-"

Suddenly the front door was pushed opened making a large bang and Jungkooks dumb ass came in twerking in. Literally.

"The bad girls are back bitches!!!" Yoongi screams from behind and Namjoon sighs.

"Oh god.." Jin whispers to himself as he places the last plate of food on the table.

Taehyung follows behind watching Jungkook fall into a spilt with a smile. Then Jimin with his hand in his pants and then Hoseok with the brightest smile on his face.

"Hiii you homosexuals!!!" He exclaims running over to Jin and Namjoon to give them a hug as the rest of the boys make themselves comfortable.

Namjoon shakes his head immediately. "No nope no no no!! We're nothing this today!! We're going to have a nice dinner and talk about the past. If you guys press my buttons even once I won't hesitate to grab you by the weave and throw you out of my house. Understand!!??"

Silence

"Please grab me by the throat." Yoongi groans and Jimin quickly covers his mouth.

"Yes daddy understood!!" Jungkook leans back against the seat with a smirk while Taehyung salutes with his chest puffed.

"We understand Namjoon, please stop yelling. My feelings." Hoseok whines with a pout and everyone looks at him.

"Okay anyways. I made food so can we just start eating before you guys make me start my period." Jin rubs his temples and sits down next to Namjoon.

"Alright let's eat." Namjoon announces and Jungkook stands up with a groan.

"Fine." He rolls his eyes and pushes his ass into Taehyungs face.

"FOR FUCKS S-"

Time skip hello.

"Why don't we play spin the bottle. Like the old times." Jimin suggested with a raised eyebrow and everyone turns their head from the Paw Patrol on the tv.

"Oh my god!! We totally should!" Jungkook exclaims climbing off the couch to sit on the floor in front of the table.

"Stop Jungkook you sound gay." Taehyung spits and Jungkook looks at him. "I am." He simply answers.

Everyone had already finished their meals and moved to the living room to watch a movie but Jungkook insisted they watch paw patrol and now here they are.

"I'll get the bottle." Hoseok heads to the kitchen and fetches a beer bottle as they all circle the table.

"Ight no gay shit." Yoongi says with a grin then laughs when they all look at him offendedly.

"Just kidding."

Hoseok hops back and places the bottle in the middle then claps excitedly. Jimin reaches forward and spins the bottle, they watch it spin like puppies until the top points at Jungkook.

"Jungkook let me see your ass. "Jimin says immediately.

"That's not how this game works Jimin." Jin sighs.

Jungkook raises his eyebrow mysteriously and leans on the table.

"Truth or dare?" Jimin asks from the other side of the table.

"Tru-

"Let's see your ass." Yoongi interrupts and Jimin laughs.

"I was going to say truth." Jungkook rolls his eyes and Hoseok leans in with a mischievous smile.

"Is it true that you eat spicy noodles in the morning?" Hoseok asks then covers his mouth in anticipation.

"You just had to ask the most irrelevant question." Namjoon facepalms and Hoseok slouches.

"Ignore him. I'll ask." Jin steps in and smiles. "Is it true that Taehyung has never bottomed for you?"

Taehyung spits out nothing in surprise and looks up with wide eyes. "THAT'S IRRELEVANT."

Jungkook tucks his hair behind his ear and puts his finger up as a matter of factly. "The truth is Taehyung-"

"IRRELEVANT!!" Yoongi screams and Jin smacks him upside the head.

"Can you stop, why would you do that!!" Jin exclaims angrily.

"It was necessary."

"Oops since it's irrelevant guess you'll never know." Taehyung shrugs and takes a sip of his drink.

Hoseok spins the bottle again and it lands on Namjoon. Everyone jumps in excitement.

"I dare you to show me your dick."

"How big is your dick."

"Do your titties make milk?"

"What does your dad smell like?"

"Are you part toe?"

They all began throwing questions at him and Namjoon realized that this wasn't going to end well.

"Okay enough, let's just talk okay." He announces and everyone agrees shamefully.

"Oh my god remember when we literally got chased with guns because I stole a belt from a gangster!!" Jungkook laughs out and they join.

"Jungkook he was going to kill you."

"Irrelevant."

Hoseok jumps up and giggles. "Remember when-" he laughs. "When Jimin-" he laughs again...and then he continues to laugh for a couple of minutes.

"Okay are we actually going forget the fact that Jungkook was going to get married to girl named Vanessa?"

"It was Meghan." Yoongi corrects

"Pretty sure it was Carl." Taehyung furrowed his eyebrows in confusion.

Jungkook gags and shakes his head. "Oh please I don't want to remember that. I can't even-heterosexual..." he scrunches his nose.

"Remember when Jimin got mad at Jungkook and then he had sex with Yoongi." Namjoon chuckles.

"That makes no sense with no context but yeah."

Jungkook gasps. "Oh my god eww remember when you and Yoongi were literally fucking behind our backs!! EWWW." Jungkook exclaims loudly then flops down on the couch.

"That was only because you wouldn't spare some coochie." Taehyung explains while Yoongi stays quiet and still.

"Remember when we were all homophobes. Ironic." Jimin rolls his eyes.

"Remember when I dated Lisa and thought that women couldn't rape men? Ignorance, rape can come either way. Remember that." Jungkook looks at the nonexistent camera.

"Remember when I snorted cocaine before coming here." Jimin chuckles but everyone ignores him.

"I wonder what the guys are doing, we haven't seen them since Taehyungs and Jungkooks marriage." Hoseok points out and Jin oohs with a great idea.

"LETS PRANK CALL THEM!!" He screams unnecessarily loud and Jungkooks claps in agreement.

"Is that really a good I-"

"IRRELEVANT." Taehyung interrupts then stands up announcing he needs to pee.

Jungkook snatches his phone from his back pocket and dials without a second wasted. He puts it up to his ear.

"Hello." The other line answers.

"I'm pregnant and you need to pay child support immediately or I'm taking it to court." He says quickly and hangs up without saying anything.

They look at him.

"What the hell, who was that!!" Hoseok exclaims concerned.

Taehyung comes back looking at his phone weirdly. "Y'all would not believe what just happened. Someone called and told me they were pregnant...I'm gay tho." He looks at them dumbly.

Jin facepalms.

"That's not how it works Jungkook." Yoongi informs with a sigh.

Jungkook shrugs.

"Alright let me do it." Jimin pulls out his phone. "I'm calling Jackson." He whispers to them as he puts the phone to his ear.

They all giggle in anticipation and huddle together to hear.

"Hello."

"911 what's your emergency?" Jimin says in a robot voice.

Silence...

"Wha-you called me."

"Sir sir...no need to raise your voice." Jimin says nonchalantly and the boys hold in their laughs in the back.

"What is your emergency?" Jimin repeats in the same voice.

"I don't understand!!! I don't-I didn't-" Jackson breaks down in the other line.

"We're having the FBI come and detain you if you don't tell me your emergency." Jimin says and firmly and Jackson starts breathing heavily.

"I-I-okay!! An emergency!! My ice cream is melting!" He lets out in panic and the boys start turning red holding in their laughter.

"Ice cream doesn't exist, we're on way." He hangs up and bursts out in laughter as they fall on top of each other.

"My turn!!" Yoongi calls out still red from laughing. He pulls out his phone and dials.

"Hello, I'd like to make a reservation?" He says in a deep serious tone. Then puts the phone on speaker.

"...this is McDonald's." The guy says awkwardly.

They giggle.

"Yes...." he drags the s and it's just silent. "Uhhhhhghh...reservation." Yoongi groans deeply into the phone and Jin covers his mouth.

"Hello? w-we don't make reservations." The guy says uncomfortably.

"Ughh god keep talking to me like that, please." Yoongi moans straight into the microphone and the guy hangs up immediately.

"JSJSISKSN OH NO!! He sounded so uncomfortable." Hoseok cries out with laughter.

Jungkook and Jin were completely out, their laughs coming as squeaky air. Taehyung was holding his stomach along with Jimin was on the floor then Namjoon who was laughing but watching fondly.

"I feel so bad for him..." Jin wipes a tear from his eye.

From then on, they spend the night laughing and bulling each other and being boomers and also torching their old schoolmates with prank calls.

It was about 5 am and they were all drunk on happiness, memories and cotton candy flavored tequila. That doesn't Exist, shut up. Namjoon finally claps and gains their attention.

"I just want to say that watching you guys grow and change among the years has been such an experience. I loved you guys then and I love you guys now. I hope we can create more memories moving forward and just as we're all about to pass into the afterlife, we reunite again in our caskets or as dust." Namjoon announces wholeheartedly and they all coo.

"Awww!!"

They all jump on each other and hug and grope on each other's tiddies, with consent. "I love you guys but if I'm reincarnated as a rich kid, don't be mad." Yoongi shrugs.

There's only wholesome silence as they embrace each other.

"Smells like bitch in here."

There you have it. Middle aged men hugging each other to sleep.

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Start 1 Nov 2021

End 17 Nov 2021

Sweet November ♡