"No."

"Why?"

"No."

"Maybe??"

Taehyung sighs. "Jungkook I'm not letting you lick my balls at the conference."

Jungkook's shoulders fall. "Why not!? Doesn't that sound exciting, come o-"

"Jungkook we are grown adults, stop acting immature!" Taehyung snaps and Jungkook gasps on the end of the line.

"I know damn well you are not calling me immature! You're the one that bought a peppa pig toy, shoved it up my ass and said "peppppaaa what're you doing in my boyfriends ass." You're beyond immature!"

Taehyung sits up in surprise. "Okay okay! I get it! But that was crucial, what your asking for is too much." Taehyung shakes his head, awkwardly tapping his finger on the desk.

Jungkook huffs in annoyance and Taehyung could practically see the pout on his face.

"Here how about this, when I get home we'll lick each other's balls. How about that?" Taehyung suggests cheerfully.

"Are you suggesting sixty nine?" Jungkook asks, interestedly. "Mhm exactly babe."

Jungkook bites his lip, already imagining the whole scene. "Will you lick whip cream off my ass??" Jungkook asks and Taehyung smirks, "Of course baby, I'll even lick it off your nipples."

Jungkook moans out loud and Taehyung hears someone yelling.

"God damnit Jungkook!! Why the fuck did you invite me if you were just have phone sex with Taehyung."

It was Hoseok.

"Hey hey relax....you don't need to raise your voice." Jungkook says nonchalantly, shaking his head.

"Alright babe, I'm gonna hang up. I've got work." Taehyung quickly hangs up and Jungkook pouts.

"Okay so why am I here. You told me."

Jungkook stands up. "Look! We are going to do something very important and I can't do it alone." Jungkook says and Hoseok hums.

"Yeah, and what's that?" Hoseok asks, crossing his arms. Jungkook grins, "You'll see, just let everyone else get here. I need to do something." Jungkook says quickly and starts skipping towards the stairs.

"Hey! Where are you going?!"

"I'm going to go douche, did you not hear me and Taehyung?? He's gonna eat-"Jungkook's but Hoseok shushes him.

"Okay Okay I get it stop please."

Jungkook giggles and skips to the bathroom.

Let me explain. Jungkook and Taehyung have now been dating for about 6 years, yeah no one purposed yet. It might change soon though.

It took a lot of convincing on Taehyungs side so Jungkook didn't become a stripper but it took a lot of work.

It's been five years since college and Taehyung and Jungkook couldn't be happier.

Today was their anniversary and of course Jungkook was gonna go off.

Fun fact, he doesn't actually know if it's their anniversary but if he says it is then it is.

Jungkook wants to do so much for Taehyung, he deserves it and he has planned the whole day.

He called up everyone, and by everyone I mean everyone. Even the teacher Taehyung fucked, mainly to flex that he's still dating Taehyung now.

Today was going to be awesome.

.......

"The big booty bitches have arrived." Yoongi calls out, pushing the front door open and opening his arms.

Jimin just stands behind him awkwardly.

"What do you mean? I was here the whole time." Hoseok says, looking at the non existent camera.

Jungkook squeals and runs over to Yoongi and jumps on him. "I missed you bitch!!!" He screams and Yoongi doesn't react.

"We were literally together this morning..." Yoongi says nonchalantly and Jungkook continued to squeeze him.

Jimin is still standing behind them...outside in the snow... nobody had noticed him yet.

"Okay so I'm told I'm here to help you and Taehyung have the night of your lives? First we're gonna need butter, ramen noodles and a 12 inch dildo-" Yoongi starts, and Jungkook furrows his eyebrows.

"What the fuck? No ho-"

"Alright, no butter. Nail polish remover works too."

"OKAY! Anyways, I need your help on something else." He claps his hands loudly. "It's Taehyungs and I anniversary and"

"How do you know?" Jimin bumps in and Jungkook goes quiet, looking down.

Jungkook walked over to Jimin and clapped in his face. "Don't interrupt me."

He walked back to the middle and clapped again. "HERES what we're going to do." He smirks."

Jungkook told them the plan and they worked their asses off, calling everyone they knew, buying everything they could and trying their best to stop Jimin and Yoongi having sex at Party City.

Soon they were at their old university, Jungkook had to convince the principal to letting them do all of this but putting a bed in the mini pool was over the top...heh.

Jungkook walked into the cafeteria and it was filled with everyone he knew from college. Not Lisa though, fuck Lisa.

Jungkook sees Jackson walking up to him and before he could speak, he puts his palm in his face.

"You are "snip snip"cut off bitch."

Then he walks away.

Jackson gulps and slaps his hand on his bulge.

Jungkook goes to his friend group to work the rest of the plan. They sit down and discuss.

"Okay so Taehyung doesn't leave work until 10:30, I put little notes around the house that'll lead him here. I need someone to be in the front to tell me if he's here. And then....

He leans back in his seat with a smirk.

"The party starts."

Everyone was quiet.

"I think you've got the wrong people."

The moving man says awkwardly along with the other moving in some other stuff.

"Ah ha ha..." Jungkook laughs and walks away like nothing happened.

.......

"Got it guys?" Jungkook asks and they all nod. "Yes and why don't you have a shirt on." Jimin asks.

"Before you're a sheep anyways everyone get to your places!!" He claps and shoots up from his seat.

He runs onto the stage, grabs the mic and screams-

"TOP OF THE MORING TO YOU LADDIES!! I'm here to announce it is my and Taehyungs anniversary!! Yeah my boyfriend, my rich sexy boyfriend Taehyung. Remember when I was straight aksjsks, I owe it to you Lisa. Females are gross, anyways!!"

He says quickly and gets everyones attention. They all look at him uninterestedly. He promised to pay them if they came...

"I wanna make this night memorable for my lovely boyfriend. He works his ass off everyday to pay for my Roblox buildersclub memebership, this is the least I could do. I love that man with all my heart and ass, I would do anything to make him happy like watching teen titans go with him or doing acrobats during sex. Anything...." he says and then takes a breath.

"I thought bringing him back to where we met and built our relationship would be thoughtful but honestly I don't think he wants to be here." He laughs. "But I promised myself that I'd make it better than it sounds." He sighs with a smile.

"Anyways, pussy good pussy sweet. I hope you guys have a wonderful night." He says and walks back down to his friends.

"Alright let's get in place! Hoseok go be on the look out for Taehyung, Jin go be handsome, Yoongi stop sucking Jimins nipple and Namjoon...stop trying to seduce me I have a boyfriend." Jungkook says sternly.

Namjoon looks up confused, he was just using his phone.

"Alright guys, lets go be gays."

......

"So I was like ha ha I'm not-" Jungkook started but his phone started ringing for the 10th time.

It was Taehyung again. Jungkook rolled his eyes, he hasn't answered any of his calls. He wants him to follow the notes he put out.

He shoves his phone back into his pocket and continues his story.

"-gonna be part of your bestiality porn! I'm calling the police!" He says loudly and the crowd laughs.

Suddenly Hoseok runs up to him panting and nods. Jungkook immediately gets it and stands up.

"EVERYONE GET IN PLACE!!" He screams at the top of his lungs.

Taehyung parks his car and angrily pushes the door open. "What the fuck is he up to? Making me drive all the way here."

He shakes his head and walks towards the school, his mind filling up with endless possibilities. Jungkook could've put a strip club in the school, he's always wanted to see that.

He walks in slowly not sure what to expect. Suddenly music starts playing and he flinched when people started popping out of the classrooms on the side with a sign.

The signs read.

"Is it true

That I'm all you need

Is it true that you are the one for me

Is it true when you are with her that I

am on your memory

Is it true you be missing me

Is it true that when you be kissing me

I turn your world around and upside

down you got me now."

A sentence with every person, Taehyung read them slowly and he didn't what to feel

Jungkook did this??

The signs lead him to the cafeteria where he heard loud music. He quickened his pace as his heart started to beat harder.

When he walked in he saw Jungkook in front a huge crowd singing along with him.

"I really like what you've done to me~ I have no clue what it is you do but all I know is that I be loving you-" they sang loudly, Jungkook's voice even louder as he sang in the microphone.

Taehyung put his hand over his mouth in awe. This..this..he didn't know what to say. The best part was that Jungkook was shirtless.

The song came to an end and Jungkook dropped the mic and ran up to Taehyung with all his might and jumped. Taehyung caught him easily.

"What do you think??" Jungkook's asks smugly, cupping Taehyungs face. Taehyung was smiling like a child, Jungkook giggled at that.

"What- why did you do this?" Taehyung stutters, looking around the room. Jungkook grins. "You'll see but first-" He lands on the ground. "Let's go take a walk."

Jungkook takes Taehyungs hands and drags him out of the cafeteria, giggling. "I'm so excited!" He chimes and Taehyung chuckles.

"Please explain why exactly we're here?"

Jungkook rolls his eyes. "Shut up for a for a sec and enjoy the moment."

"Why don't you have a shirt on?"

Jungkook stomps his foot angrily and grunts. "Because I'm a feminist!! Now shut up!" He huff and toss his non existent hair.

"Yeah!! And that's where I pulled your pants down on like the second week." Taehyung laughs hysterically as Jungkook shakes his head but couldn't help but laugh.

"That isn't funny! I was wearing hello kitty underwear that day!!" Jungkook exclaims, pouting and Taehyung just kept laughing.

"And you really thought you were straight then. Hilarious." Taehyung wipes a tear and Jungkook just rolls his eyes at that.

For the past half hour, they have been walking around the school telling stories and letting memories fly in their heads. Jungkook planned this all, he wanted this.

Going back to their old university to talk about memories for an hour was the best. He knew Taehyung would agree.

"Ugh!! Look it's the locker room, you made me cry in there remember!!" Jungkook exclaims, running towards the locker room. Taehyung sighs and pinched the bridge of his nose.

"Fuck.. I don't wanna remember." He shakes his head and chuckles dryly. He follows Jungkook anyway.

Jungkook was laughing really hard, throwing his head back. Taehyung was confused. "I was such a prude then ahh~" Jungkook laughs and Taehyung joins.

"You hated me seeing you naked now I come home to you naked. Ha ha..." Taehyung laughs and Jungkook shoots his a glare and Taehyung freezes.

"Don't make fun of my past self, if it wasn't for him you'd still be a heterosexual sexual fuck boy." Jungkook's says fiercely, stepping into Taehyungs face.

Taehyung doesn't say a word, too afraid to. Jungkook giggles and skips out.

"Follow me to our last stop." Jungkook says, almost flirtatiously before walking out.

Taehyung lets out a breath and checks his pocket. He smiles and walks out.

"Holy shit!! Jungkook you didn't!" Taehyung covers his mouth in disbelief. Jungkook nods. "Shoo did!!"

"This our old dorm? Seriously?? How the fuck did you manage to get us here?" Taehyung asks, walking around, still not believing this was real.

Jungkook's shrugs. "Turns out the principle likes thick gay males."

Taehyung turns around quickly with furrowed eyebrows. "What?"

"Just kidding. I brought you here to fuck me. So fuck me." Jungkook growls, grabbing Tae by his tie and pulling him into a wet kiss.

"Mm wait Jungkook mm-" Taehyung tries between the kiss. Jungkook shuts him by jumping and wrapping his legs around him.

"Tell me later. Fuck me now." He says quickly and jumping back into the kiss. Taehyung gives up on trying to speak and holds Jungkook's asscheeks and kisses back.

He walks quickly into the bedroom he knows all too well. He drops Jungkook on the bed and licks his lips.

"It's like you get thicker everyday." He says lowly and Jungkook smirks. "You mean fatter?"

Taehyung freezes "What no I-" he stutters and Jungkook's giggles.

"I didn't say it was a bad thing. Are you assuming being fat is bad?" Jungkook asks, eyebrow raised. Taehyung opens his mouth but nothing comes out. "I'm just joking you fat avocado. That's a compliment."

"I love you." Taehyung says breathlessly, falling onto Jungkook and kissing him. Jungkook pushes Taes coat off and aggressively pulls his tie off.

"Relax babe." Taehyung smirks, pushing Jungkook's shoulders down against the bed. Jungkook lets Taehyung take control at this point.

Taehyung is just as aggressive as he unbuckles Jungkook's belt and pulls his pants and underwear down.

"Fuck your so hot." He whispers and grabs Jungkook's dick in his hand and pumps it. Jungkook gasps and arches his back from the pleasure. Taehyung watches his reaction closely, getting turned on by every face he makes.

"T-Tae...take off your pants...please." Jungkook says weakly, already completely numb. Taehyung doesn't need to be told twice

He tosses his pants aside and lifts Jungkook's legs up. He's shocked when he sees Jungkook is already lubed up and loosened. Taehyung looks up at Jungkook and Jungkook is smirking.

"Stick your dick in me now please." He asks meekly and Taehyung laughs. He spits on his hand and rubs his dick. He doesn't waste another second shoving into Jungkook. Both of them taken over by lust and pleasure.

Jungkook moans out loudly, gripping Taehyungs shoulders. Taehyungs harsh thrusts making him lunge up and down quickly.

"Ffffuck Tae I l-love you.. h-ah-happy anniversary!" Jungkook moans out, feeling a sudden electrifying pleasure all over his body.

Taehyung smiles widely, almost completely freezing. But he needs to cum in order to say what he needs to say.

He grips Jungkook's thighs and push them over Jungkook's head. Jungkook's eyes teary and red chubby cheeks, like an anime character. Taehyung admired his beauty from so close.

He takes Jungkook plump lips into his mouth and bites his bottom lip. He literally wanted to eat him up.

You know that moment when something so cute you want to hurt it and destroy it? Yeah me neither.

"T-tae tae I'm coming! Harder fuck!" Jungkook almost screams, scratching Taehyungs back. Taehyung feeling his own release, quickens his pace.

"Will you marry me!!??" He screams as he shoots his seed into Jungkook. (Gross)

Jungkook's gasps, his body twitching as he cums and his mind still processing....what?

"T-tae-" He tries to speak but he still has come down from his high. Taehyung on the other hand, was already waiting for an answer. He didn't move an inch, patiently waiting for Jungkook to answer.

"You fucking idiot, yes!" Jungkook laughs, throwing his head back. Tears falling down his cheek, but they weren't the sex tears.

"Oh thank god." Taehyung sighs in relief and hugs Jungkook tightly.

"I love you baby, I love you so much. Thank you for doing this for me, you're kinda extra but I loved every minute of it, and every minute I'm going to spend with you. For the rest of my life, I'll love you and only you. Even if god doesn't accept us, I'll love you for eternity in hell. Unless satan like...you know...anyways I love you." He finishes and hears Jungkook sniffle and he gasps.

Jungkook was crying like full on crying but he had the widest smile on his face. The happiest Taehyung has ever seen.

"T-Taehyung pleas take your dick out of me please." He laughs and Taehyung laughs along, pulling out getting ready for what Jungkook had to say.

Jungkook hugs him, it was tight. His muscles too numb, he cries loudly.

"T-thank you! I-I love you so much Tae-Tae. Aghhh~ Pleaseeee I love you!!" He cries an ugly cry and Taehyung just chuckles, hugging him back.

"Look at me baby, my little bunny baby." Taehyung whispers and Jungkook's pulls away, looking at him with his big watery eyes.

"Are you happy?" He asks and Jungkook nods. "I'm so happy, thank you Taehyung I love you so much. I'm so glad-"

Taehyung shushes him.

"I'm happy if you're happy..."

Jungkook smiles and hugs Taehyung.

"No homo bro." Taehyung whispers and Jungkook punches his back. "Just kidding."

....

"Did you know Kai's a stripper now?"

THE /919$227/8

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There is an Extra chapter!