《No Homo, Bro | Taekook ✔》[]Fourty-Two[]
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"No Jungkook."
"Why not?"
"Because you could get arrested."
"I've never heard of a law where you can't put bleach into someone's drink." Jungkook raised his eyebrow.
"It isn't that specific," Taehyung said and Jungkook titled his head.
"If it was that important, pretty sure it would have its own rule."
Taehyung opened his mouth but closed it. "Anyways! Get up and change." Taehyung said lifting his shirt off his body.
They had gotten back to the dorm, Taehyung's grandpa had given them money to take the bus back. On their way, they may or may not have ripped off some missing posters of Jungkook.
"Change what?" Jungkook asked.
"Your clothe! Duh Jungkook." Taehyung sighed and Jungkook laughed, like a villain.
"Har har har, you've been fooled. I can't change my clothe if I don't have any on!!!" Jungkook exclaimed loudly.
He threw the blanket off and stood up and spread his legs and arms. Like a starfish. Completely naked.
Taehyung facepalmed, laughing into his head. Jungkook giggled cutely and started doing a little dance. Shaking his ass left to right, and doing a funny Michael Jackson move.
"Jungkook please." Taehyung threw his head back, letting out a deep breath with a smile still stuck on his face.
Jungkook started twerking and slut dropping. He suddenly laid flat on the ground and slapped his hands onto his titties.
Taehyung pinches the bridge of his nose and sighs, a smile lingering on his mouth. "Alright enough, we have to get ready and get to class," Taehyung said, pulling Jungkook up and placing him on the bed. Jungkook let Taehyung dress him like a Barbie doll.
"What do I get If I listen to you?" Jungkook asked, playfully biting his lip. He started rubbing Taehyungs thick biceps, eyeing him seductively.
"A Starbucks gift card," Taehyung responded, unbothered by Jungkooks flirting. Jungkook threw his head back and groaned. "Ughh you're so boring. At least eat me out before we go." He said, laying back and lifting his legs up.
"It's called In N Out not eat me out, Jungkook." Taehyung said in a "duh" tone and Jungkook giggled."Fine, be like that." Jungkook rolled his eyes and stood up once Taehyung finished dressing him up.
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"Come on, let's go." Jungkook locked his arm with Taehyungs as they walked out of the room. "Dang I haven't seen Namjoon and Jin, I wonder what's going on with them," Jungkook said and Taehyung looked at him. "Oh, didn't you hear?" He asks and Jungkook lets out a small gasp.
"Hear what? Is a rumor going around?" He asked and Taehyung shakes his head. "I mean didn't you hear them fucking in their dorm room when we came in last night." He says and Jungkooks bursts into laughter, falling forward and holding his stomach.
"Ahh~ I swear we're all gay."
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Jungkook got to his first class and just as he walks in, people are already staring at him. He chooses to ignore them and get to his seat in the back. He lets out a breath, leaning back into his chair.
"Psst Jungkook!!" Yugyeom whispered to Jungkook and Jungkook looks at him with the corner of his eye. "Where were you for the past 5 days? We missed you." He says, a creepy smile on his face.
Jungkook was about to answer normally but then remembered when Yugyeom and his friends were playing with him like a toy the other day. So scrunches his nose and says.
"Sucking your grandma's dick." Yugyeoms gasps and his eyes widened. "H-How do you know??" Jungkook furrows his eyebrows in disgust. "What the fuck does that mean-" He says a bit too loudly.
"Jeon Jungkook, leave or stop disturbing my class." The teacher steps in strictly. Jungkook squints his eyes at her like he was interrogating her. "So you're giving me a choice right? Which means I have permission to leave, so If I hear from the principal that I supposedly ran out of class, on god I wil-"
"Leave!" She stomps her foot and he just slips out of the room without another word. He skips through the campus halls and thinks about where he could go. So many options! He could go to the gym and play with the balls or go to Taehyung and play with his balls.
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So many choices, so hard to choose!
Jungkooks decides to go up to the roof, face dug into his knees, sitting there alone with thoughts. Thinking about his fucked up life and crying aloud. Thinking about how he could possibly be taken away from the one person he holds dearly, or the fact that his evil dad is out to ruin his future but claims he's making it better. Thinking about how such a small mistake had such a big consequence, but it wasn't a small mistake. He thought about how everything won't go back to normal and that his happiness is forever disintegrated.
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"Guys, have you seen Jungkook?" "Yeah, in the furry porn I watched yesterday," Jin laughed and Namjoon starts laughing with him, slamming his hand on the table. Taehyung sighs and just walks away.
"Wait furry porn?..." He hears Namjoon in the back.
"Where the heck could this kid be?" He askes himself as he walks towards a flight of stairs. Just as he got near the turn, Jungkook fell into his chest and he smiled. "Kookie! Where hell have you been?" He askes but Jungkook didn't meet his eyes, he kept his head down and quiet.
Taehyung tilted his head in confusion and lifts Jungkooks chin up. "You're crying?" Taehyung asked in worry. Jungkook was crying, there were dry tears stains on his cheeks and his eyes were red.
"H-how do I know?" Jungkook said quietly and Taehyung smiled. "What do you mean babe?"
"..I know why the kitchen crossed the railroad." He murmured, leaning his head against Taehyungs chest." It's not kitchen it's chicken and it's not railroad it's road..."Taehyung corrected him, ruffling his hair.
"No..I meant.. Tubman, why did Harriet Tubman cross the railroad? SHE WAS TAKING THE SLAVES...TO FREEDOM!!" Jungkook screamed and Taehyung finally, covered Jungkooks mouth and chuckled. "That's the only and last Nicki Minaj reference I'm gonna let you put out there," Taehyung said, before grabbing Jungkooks cheeks and making him look at him.
"Now tell me why you were crying," Taehyung said, sternly, all jokes aside. Jungkook shook his head and wiped his nose. He wipes the snot on Taehyung's shoulder unconsciously and Taehyung sighs.
"Gross...why would you do that?"
"I k-know I'm sorry, i-ill... let me just-" Jungkook started, trying to clean up the mess but Taehyung grabs his wrists and looks him dead in the eye. "Tell me."
Jungkook finally sighs and closes his eyes before opening them again. "I.. I don't know...I was thinking about you and t-then how much I love you and how m-much I don't wanna lose you...and then I-I was thinking about the future and I was p-pregnant and w-we lived t-together and-and...we were happy!!." He sobbed. "I love you and I miss you ahhhhh!!!" He cried out like a rubber duck.
Taehyung starts laughing hysterically, throwing his head back and then giving Jungkook the tightest hug ever. "I love you too baby, you shouldn't cry over-"
"Jeon Jungkook to the main office, please. Jeon Jungkook to the main office." The announcements called and Jungkook panicked. "Huh?? Me? oh my god!! What if it's the FBI?? or oh my god my dad!!" Jungkook cried, holding onto Taehyungs arm tightly. "Hey hey calm down, it's probably nothing ser-"
Jungkook remembered. "Oh yeah...ugh nevermind. You're right it's nothing serious, ima just go." Jungkook said, rolling his eyes. Taehyung grabs his arm and had a confused look on his face. "What is it?"
"It's the dumb English teacher, she told the principal I walked out, even though she told me to leave. Don't worry about it, ill be right back." He says and walks off.
Jungkook got to the office, still unbothered. He knew they'd probably just let him with a warning again. He pushes the door open and his heart stopped.
It was his dad....aka.....the FBI.
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