They got back to their dorm, walking because Jimin didn't have any Monopoly money left.

Taehyung was stressed, Jungkook was angry and Jimin and Yoongi were horny

"Fuck it." Taehyung cursed, throwing himself on the couch.

"That's what I'm bout to do, come here Jimin." Yoongi announced, taking the new dildo and Jimin into Jungkook's bedroom.

"Hey!! Not on my bed!" Jungkook grumbled throwing his hands up and sighing.

"I can't believe this." Taehyung shook his head.

"I know, and I just put on new My Pretty Pegasus sheets." Jugkook sighed and Taehyung pinched the bridge of his nose.

"Jungkook no, you're getting married tomorrow morning!" Taehyung said.

"Says who?"

"Jungkook god damnit!" Taehyung facepalmed.

"You know what, there's nothing we can do about it, so let's go on a sex marathon until then." Jungkook suggested and Taehyung stayed silent.

He took a deep breath in and then a deep breath out....

"Honestly at this point...fuck it. Come here." Taehyung said, getting up from couch and walking towards Jungkook.

Jungkook smiled and wrapped his arms around Taehyungs neck as Taehyung gripped his waist

They began kissing passionately, but Jungkook noticed Taehyung had his eyes opened the whole time.

"Can you close your eyes, you're fucking awkward." Jungkook rolled his eyes.

"My bad, I'm just having hard time digesting the fact my boyfriend is getting married to someone else tomorrow." He said with a shrug.

Jungkook patted Taehyungs chest with a smile on his face.

"I won't be getting married tomorrow, trust me." Jungkook said.

Taehyung let out a dry chuckle. "Oh yeah? Says who?"

"I did, now fuck me on your floor." Jungkook growled smashing his lips onto Taehyungs and jumping on him, he wrapped his legs around his waist.

"Whatever you say Abby." Taehyung replied.

"Abby?"

"It was autocorrect. Sorry, I meant baby."

(A/N: It actually was autocorrect)

Taehyung gripped Jungkook's thighs and carried him to his room, their lips still attached.

They fell onto the carpeted floor, not bothering to get on the bed, and scrambled to get their clothe off.

"Tae hurry." Jungkook huffed, growing harder by how rough Taehyung was being

"Lift your legs." Taehyung commanded, and Jungkook did. He threw his legs up high and watched Taehyung slip his pants off.

"N-no let me suck your dick." Jungkook said, lifting himself up and leaning towards Taehyungs crotch.

"Okay but becareful with my nuts this time."

And so they had a sex marathon....but what they didn't know was that Hoseok and Karen were naked and tucked into Taehyungs sheets....watching them fuck.

"J-jimin turn I-it up higher." Yoongi huffed heavily, his arms shaking and struggling to keep him up.

Jimin sucked his lips in. "This is the highest setting." He said.

"Seriously?" Yoongi's face fell.

"Get that shit outta here, what a waste of Monopoly money." He grumbled.

"I think you mean "out of me'" Jimin joked.

"Jimin take that shit dildo out of me now." Yoongi growled and Jimin chuckled, slowly pulling the dildo out of Yoongi's ass and throwing it somewhere.

Yoongi stood up and began putting his clothe on.

"Aww baby, already dressing up?" Jimin whined playfully, holding Yoongi's hip.

"I'm not in the mood anymore." Yoongi shrugged, slipping on his shirt.

Jimin pouted. "Pretty please, just one round I swear." Jimin spoke sweetly into Yoongi's neck.

"Nope, plus Jungkook is getting married tomorrow and we have to get him ready." He said and Jimin raised his eyebrow.

"That isn't a good thing."

"I know."

Yoongi skipped out of the room.

Yoongi managed to convince everyone to go shopping with him because he knew it'll be the last they'd hang out while Jungkook wasn't married.

And also he threatened them with a loaded gun.

So they went shopping, they went to the Gucci store but left immediately, when the cashier said they didn't take Monopoly money.

They shopped and shopped, (not actually buying anything) until they ended up back home.

Jungkook and Taehyung were laying outside on the grass, in front of a pond, looking up at the bright stars.

"Haha that looks like an anus." Jungkook said pointing at the stars.

"Yeah, Uranus." Taehyung replied, and hey both started laughing.

"Ahh~ trying my best ignoring the fact you're getting married tomorrow." Taehyung said, his voice cracking a bit.

"I told you, I'm not getting married." Jungkook said and Taehyung sucks in his teeth and sits up.

"Jungkook, I don't know what you mean."

Jungkook giggles, "Remember that time I suddenly told you guys I was gay." He asked.

Taehyung nodded.

"Exactly."

So then tomorrow came and Jungkook's father came to pick Jungkook up from his dorm.

Taehyung and the rest of his friends weren't invited, but of course Jungkook had other plans. He texted them the address and told them to sneak in.

Right now Jungkook was in his dressing room with his mom.

"You look very handsome Jungkook." His mom said, with a forced smile.

"I prefer slim thick but thanks anyway." He shrugged fixing the tie.

He was wearing a black suit and he hated it. He wondered, if he was getting married with Taehyung, would he wear a dress instead.

Definitely

But he wasn't, he was getting married to a girl so he had to be manly...right?

He sighed.

"I'm sorry Kookie, I wish I could do something but I-"

"Don't worry about it mom, I've got something up my sleeve.." He smiled widely at her, and she smiled back

Then he pulled out a pack of condoms out of his sleeve and threw them on the ground.

His mom's mouth gaped a bit. "Wait you actually ha-"

"Jungkook, hurry up. We're about to start." His father knocked on the door.

Jungkook fluffed his hair bit and walked out.

His father waited for him outside with straight face. "Are you ready?"

Jungkook smiled cutely. "I sure am daddy, thank you for arranging this. I know you're just thinking about my future." Jungkook said sweetly.

Mr. Jeon smiled. "That's my boy, and don't call me daddy." He said strictly.

Jungkook gagged.

'That's my boy'

Gross.

Jungkook walked up onto the stage while everyone clapped. He didn't know who half of these people were.

He looked around to see if he could find Taehyung and when he spotted him, he smiled widely and bounced excitedly.

Taehyung waved to him and was about to scream at him but Jimin quickly covered his mouth.

Jungkook giggled and then everyone suddenly started clapping again. He noticed Karen walking down the aisle with a big white dress and a bouquet in her head.

She looked just as annoyed Jungkook. She had her head down the whole time she walked up the stage.

They stood in front of each other awkwardly as the pastor said stuff.

Jungkook and Karen were the same height which made it look weird, but Jungkook had to admit, she looked beautiful and thick.

If he was still straight he would smash.

"Do you, Karen Davinchi take Jeon Jungkook skksksnskskshkskshsksj sickness and in health sksjsksjsksn?"

She took a deep breath. Jungkook noticed her look over to the side for a second, probably at Hoseok.

"I do."

Jungkook snatched the mic out of the pastor's hand and said.

"..not. Public service announcement everyone I'm gay and I like dick, point blank periodt. Maria out."

Then he ran.