"I think the fuck not you trick ass bitch!" Jungkook snapped.

"Unnecessary."

"Two days! Are you serious?" Taehyung asked, panicking.

Karen nodded. "Yeah, I tried telling him it was too early but he wouldn't listen." She said sadly.

Jungkook bit his lip. "You know what, I'm bout to go up to this man in person and tell him I mouthafucking like dick and he better accept that shit PERIODTTTT." Jungkook screamed and rushed out the door.

The three stood there quietly.

"Is someone gonna go stop him?" Karen asked.

"That's your fiancé, you stop him." Taehyung rolled his eyes.

"Taehyung what the fuck!" Hos- J-hope snapped and Taehyung groaned going out to chase after Jungkook. Jungkook was already long gone when Taehyung ran through the halls to find him.

As Taehyung ran to the entrance of the dormitory, he heard Jungkook's voice.

"No! I don't care if he's busy, put him on the phone now!" He grumbled.

Taehyung raised his eyebrow.

"Bitch I swear to god if you fucking try me I will personally come over there and rip that stiff ass wig off your head!" 189

Okay what the fuck?

"Yeah I do know what you look like hoe- bitch! I fucking dare you, come here and do that shit! I will destroy your bloodline!" Jungkook yelled into the phone and finally walked out.

"Jungkook what the hell are you doing?" Taehyung asked and Jungkook turned his head to look at him. He looked angry, his head was on his hip and the phone was against his ear.

"Who're you talking to." Taehyung asked walking to him.

"This bitch is pissing me off. Let me talk to my father!! I don't care-" Jungkook started angrily then Taehyung took the phone from his hand.

"Yeah bitch, you ain't got nothing say now huh! Gay ass h-" The woman said through the phone.

"I sincerely apologize for my friend's foolery, please forgive him." Taehyung said and then hung up.

He threw his hands up. "Why tho?"

Jungkook sighed. "Taehyung why aren't you taking this seriously? I'm your boyfriend and about to be married off! Panic bitch!" Jungkook snapped.

"I am taking this seriously, but we gotta handle this in an orderly fashioned way." Taehyung said and Jungkook rolled his eyes.

"Why can I just tell him I like dick and go." Jungkook said and Taehyung sighed.

"Because if you say you like dick to him, it'll be weird because he has a dick." Taehyung explained and Jungkook scrunched his nose.

"Oh ew."

"Then what do we do?" He asked and Taehyung cupped his cheeks.

"Why don't I talk to him?" He suggested and Jungkook gasped.

"What no! That's crazy, he fucking despises you." Jungkook said and Taehyung nodded.

"I know but I feel like if I speak to him, he'll know just how much I love you and how much I need you in my life. He needs to accept that you're mine." He said deeply and Jungkook blushed.

"You can't tell him that." He squeaked and Taehyung chuckled.

"Why not?"

"Because- it's embarrassing." Jungkook said shyly.

Taehyung grabbed his hips and kissed him throughly and intimately.

"Can y'all be gay somewhere else, damn." Someone passing by said.

They gigled and Taehyung smacked Jungkook's ass.

"Okay first let's finish our classes and then we can skrt skrt over to his crib." Taehyung said, grabbing Jungkook's hand.

"What about Karen and Hoseok?" Jungkook asked and Taehyung shook his head quickly.

"They're probably fucking on our couch and I do not wanna see that."

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"Yoongi fuck that's too tight, loosen up." Jimin groaned.

"But tighter is better." Yoongi persisted, tightening it up.

"Ahh~" Jimin moaned out loud.

"Can you tie his shoes somewhere else? We're trying to take a test and you're being very loud." Someone snapped at them.

Yoongi got up off the floor and glared at the guy.

"Well can you take your test somewhere else? I'm trying to tie his shoes and you're being too quiet." Yoongi said and Jimin and the dude stared at him confusedly.

"Okay babe, that didn't make any sense. Let's go be disgusting outside of class." Jimin said and grabbed Yoongi's hand, leading him out of the class.

"How rude of him. What? People can't express their kink of shoe laces, damn." Yoongi said with a tsk.

"Yoongi!!??" Jungkook screamed from across the hall. "Jungkook!??" Yoongi screamed back.

"Ahhh!!!" They screamed in unison running up to each other with open arms.

"Where the fuck have you been?" Yoongi asked hugging Jungkook.

"Oh I was getting my ass rammed everyday by Taehyung at the dorm, the usual." Jungkook shrugged.

They pulled away. "You literally were a virgin like 4 days ago, but we love that for you." Yoongi said.

"Wasssssuuuup!" Jimin and Taehyung exclaimed and then dapped each other up.

"What's braggin blood?" Jimin asked. "What's hanin cuh." Taehyung responded.

"Tae, we should take them with us!! To my dad's company." Jungkook said excitedly.

"But they're in class." He said and Yoongi shook his head.

"We got kicked out because Jimin was moaning to loud when I was tying his shoes." Yoongi said.

Jungkook and Taehyung stared at them.

"That's fun! Let's go." Jungkook said and then they dipped.

They got to parking lot and stood there awkwardly.

"Bro...do we even know how to drive?" Taehyung asked.

"The real question is; why am I horny right now." Yoongi said.

"You peasants, I been knew how to drive." Jimin snickered, twirling his keys in his hand cockily.

"Okay, take us to your car king." Jungkook said.

Jimin sucked in his lips. "...if you say so."

....

He took them to his car and....

"Jimin what the fuck is this shit?" Taehyung asked pointing down at the car.

"It's car...hop in." He shrugged.

"MY PINKY TOE COULDN'T EVEN FIT IN THAT!!" Jungkook snapped and Taehyung held him back.

"Jimin this is a toy car."

"Y'all just said a car, be specific next time." He rolled his eyes.

"I guess we're taking an Uber.

So they took an Uber all the way to his dad's company. None of them had money on them so Yoongi offered to suck the driver's dick but Jimin just gave him Monopoly money and they ran.

"Okay, Jungkook you know what the plan is right?" Taehyung asked and Jungkook nodded.

"Smack him, tell him I'm gay and run away."

"Jungkook no. I'm gonna talk to him and you just look pretty alright?" Taehyung said seriously and Jungkook bit his lip but nodded.

So they went up to his office.

"Yoongi look what I found, I can't believe this is here." Jimin said walking up to Yoongi with a dildo.

"Holy shit! Jimin! Do you know what that is?" Yoongi exclaimed, snatching it from his hand.

"It's a pink dildo?" Jimin said more like a question.

"NO! It's a super deluxe limited edition hot pink clit vibrator included dildo!! It's said that Nicki Minaj herself has used it!" Yoongi said very loudly and excitedly.

Jimin furrowed his eyebrows. "Okay...how the fuck do you kn-"

"You're buying me this periodt, wheres your Monopoly money?"

Anyways.

"Tae I'm nervous! What if he takes his belt out and whoops me?? Oh god!" Jungkook panicked.

"Baby, that's not gonna happened, okay! Just trust me! Let me do the talking and we'll be fine." Taehyung said.

Jungkook breathes in and out before nodding. "Okay...okay let's go." He said and Taehyung led him into the door.

"Wait! Aren't you that bitch on the phone! You wouldn't let me talk to my dad!! COME HERE BITCH!" Jungkook yelled when he saw the girl giving him a weird look.

"Jungkook Stop!! I swear to god!" Taehyung snapped, giving Jungkook's ass a sharp smack.

"Hmph! I'm watching you"- He looked at her name tag "- Halsey." He warned while Taehyung knocked.

"Come in." His dad said from the inside.

They walked in and Taehyung felt Jungkook's hand shaking in his.

"Hello Mr. Jeon. How're you?" Taehyung asked politely.

Mr.Jeon looked up at him through his glasses and then put the pen down.

"Ahh, you're that Kim Taehyung from the other day? The gay one?" He asked, the last part sounding kind of harsh.

Taehyung sucked in a breath and nodded.

"I'm actually Bi, but that's beside the point. Um, I wanted to talk to you about, you know, Jungkook getting married and all." He said with a dry chuckle.

Jungkook cringed.

"What about it?" His dad asked deeply.

Taehyung took a deep breath.

"I don't want him to."

Mr.Jeon's eyebrows furrowed and his eyes darkened. "Yeah and what does that have to do with me?"

"Because, Jungkook is my boyfriend. I don't think it's right for you to just barge into our relationship and tell us he's getting married to some girl he doesn't know." Taehyung snapped, his shoulders rising confidently.

Mr. Jeon stood up.

"I don't know who you think you are but I won't allow you to come into my office and disrespect me like this." He said angrily.

"I mean no disrespect but Jungkook is not getting married to Karen."

His was voice deeper than ever and his eyes fiercer than a lion.

Jungkook looked at him.

You're so hot.

"You know what, because of that, Jungkook is getting married tomorrow morning! You do not get to decide a single thing!! Get out!

They got kicked out.

"Well...that's that..." Taehyung slumped against the cold wall with Jungkook outside of the building.

"Guys look at this dildo!"