Taehyung ran a hand through his hair and sighed.

Maybe the plan wasn't actually good. There are so many cons and he knew he couldn't do it by himself.

Jungkook had to know. If he doesn't then this whole plan will fall apart.

But Taehyung didn't wanna fucking tell him that he needed to fuck the girl he was supposed to marry.

"Damnit! Fuck it." He cursed, pulling out his phone. Jungkook was definitely going to say no to this but... oh well.

He called him and he actually answered this time.

"Jungkook holy shit I love you." Taehyung exclaimed excitedly. He smiled widely, he felt like he hadn't heard or seen Jungkook in so long.

But his smile faltered when he heardJugkook sniffle. He was crying.

"T-Tae?" He spoke weakly. He sounded worse than before, he sounded like he was literally falling apart.

"Kookie!? Where are you baby? Why're you crying?" Taehyung panicked, shooting up from the couch.

"I'm literally in the same room as you." Jungkook said and Taehyung gasped and swiftly turned his head around as if he was in a scary movie.

Jungkook was sitting on chair in the kitchen, a big hoodie over his head. Taehyung ran over to him.

"Dude when did you get here?" Taehyung asked and Jungkook huffed. "Doesn't matter." Taehyung interrupted and sat next to him.

"Are you okay baby?" Taehyung asked softly and put his around his shoulders. Jungkook sniffed.

"T-the girl...her name is Karen ...that's the whitest name ever!!!" He sobbed crying into his hands. Taehyung shook his head pitifully.

"She gonna be looking for everyone's manger." He said and let Jungkook cry into his shoulder.

Taehyung thought this was a great time to tell him.

"Jungkook I-" He hesitated and then sighed.

"I have an idea that you probably won't agree to." Taehyung said and Jungkook lifted his head fast.

"Tell me! Tell me! I'll do anything!" Jungkook said a bit too excited.

"Tell me! Tell me! I'll do anything!" Jungkook said a bit too excited. Taehyung told him the idea and Jungkook went silent. Taehyung bit his lip nervously.

"That's a terrible idea!! Why would you wanna sleep with some girl!" Jungkook grumbled. "You're my boyfriend!" He cried and stood up fast, knocking the chair down.

Taehyung panicked and stood up after him. "H-hey Calm down, we don't have to go through with it, I was just-"

"No we have to. But it can't be you, we need some one else to do it." Jungkook bit his thumb nail.

"What? Who?" Taehyung asked actually considering it.

"Hoseok!! He's like really straight!!! Expect that one time he had a crush on Yoongi but that's irrelevant." Jungkook said and smiled.

"That's good!! This is really gonna work." Taehyung added and Jungkook nodded.

Then there was a knock at their door. They looked over at the door suspiciously then Taehyung went to go open it.

It was one of those security dudes with like black suits, black glasses and an ear piece.

He had an envelope in his hand. He handed it to Taehyung and then left.

"Dude...we just got a letter..." He said lowly and Jungkook gulped.

"I wonder who it's from." Jungkook replied and Taehyung dramatically ripped the envelope open.

"GASPP!!!!" He yelled really loudly and Jungkook flinched. "What is it??!!" He asked, panicking and Taehyung looked at him with wide terrified eyes that scared Jungkook even more.

"T-tae." He whimpered.

"I don't know, I'm just a soon to be actor." He said and Jungkook rolled his eyes and snatched the letter away from him.

He looked at it and frowned. "It's from my dad." He said and Taehyung listened closely.

"He said...what's this word say?" Jungkook asked squinting his eyes and Taehyung went up to him and read it.

"It says hello..." He said awkwardly, confused as to why Jungkook didn't know that.

"You sure? I'm pretty sure it he'll owe, but it's fine." He raised his eyebrow but shook it off.

He read through it and smiled a bit. He turned to Taehyung and smiled.

"He said that-that she'll have to come to the dorms for the little date because...I don't really know why but this way is better because if we convince Hoseok then-then....you know??" Jungkook asked not completely finishing his sentence.

"That's good! And then once Hoseok gets the job done, you can go tell your dad and then-"

"I'll be like, daddy I hate her! She's not right for me daddy!" He joked and started laughing but Taehyung just frowned.

"Please don't call him daddy." He said. "Why."

Taehyung looked away and blushed. "I get jealous." He mumbled. "Awww you big baby!!" Jungkook cooed tackling him on the couch.

"I'm not a baby!! You're the baby, bend over so I can spank you!!" Taehyung said playfully, flipping Jungkook so he was lying on his stomach.

He straddled Jungkook's thick thighs and put his hand in the air ready to smack it but the door opened.

"Wassup yall it's your angel your hope- oh god what the fuck are you guys doing." Hoseok burst into the room with a frown.

"Hoseok speak of the devil." Taehyung exclaimed throwing Jungkook in a 360 circle and dropping him on the couch.

How the fuck? Jungkook thought.

"Let's not speak of the devil, I'm a child of god, praise the lord Jesus amen." Hoseok said, making a cross on his chest.

"I'm an atheist...anyways. We need your help." Taehyung said walking up to him.

Hoseok tried to speak but Taehyung cut him off.

"We need you to fuck a girl named Karen." He said seriously and Hoseok raised an eyebrow.

"You sure she isn't asking for the manger?" He asked and Jungkook walked up to him.

"No we really need your help. Remember how my dad wanted me to marry some girl? Well we need you to sleep with her so I can go cry about it to my daddy." Jungkook explained.

"You're gonna cry to Taehyung?" Hoseok asked with a raised eyebrow.

Taehyung smirked. "Damn straight."

Jungkook rolled his eyes.

"Please???" He pleaded and Hoseok shrugged.

"Alright, you know I do anything for dat pussy but with consent!! Are you sure she's would even let me?"

"Yeah dude your hot and sexy, I'd totally smash." Jungkook said and Taehyung nodded.

"Yeah me too." He said and Jungkook slapped his chest.

"Anyways, I've seen her too, she's a total whore, she wears purple eyeshadow and black lipstick. It's disgusting." Jungkook said with a smile.

"Everyone so weird today." Yoongi suddenly walked past them with a frown.

.......

Hoseok had left and Taehyung and Jungkook celebrated with 4 rounds of sex.