"Damn Yoongi I didn't know you were so good at this." Jimin groaned and Yoongi hummed.

"I learn from the best." Yoongi said, licking Jimin's tip. "What's that supposed to mean?" Jimin asked with furrowed eyebrows.

"Jimin I need your help." Taehyung bursts through their door and immediately regrets it.

"Fuck! Yoongi is sucking your dick!!" Taehyung cries covering his eyes.

But Yoongi and Jimin didn't move an inch. "Don't mind him. What do you need help with?" He asked nonchalantly.

"No I am going to mind him! Yoongi, get off of his dick!" Taehyung said loudly and Yoongi looked up at Jimin for confirmation.

Jimin nodded at him and Yoongi just rent go sit on the couch.

"Y'all ugly." Taehyung said and did the folk before he disappeared into black mist.

......

Just kidding. Anyways.

"Jimin this is serious, I really need your help." Taehyung said panicking as he went over to sit next to Jimin.

"What is it? Is it about Jungkook? Don't tell me he's pregnant!?" Jimin asked and sighed." Taehyung I swear to god! you're such a fuckboy you even got a boy pregnant."

"Don't underestimate the power of fuckboyness, Jimin." Yoongi said and Taehyung clapped his hands impatiently.

"That's not it! His father is making him marry this girl and...he has to break up with me." Taehyung said sadly.

"Ahh dude that's terrible." Jimin shook his head and bit his lip dramatically.

"Yeah well bye. Yoongi s-" Jimin started and Taehyung furrowed his eyebrows. "Dude! I said I need your help not someone to listen to my problems. Siri listens just fine." Taehyung and Jimin sighed.

"I don't know what you want me to do." Jimin shrugged and Taehyung sighed.

"Oh I know, how about you sleep with the girl Jungkook is supposed to marry, so the dad knows she's not right for him?" Yoongi said simply and they both looked at him, surprised.

"Damn Yoongi, Who would've thought? You're a genius dude." Taehyung said.

"Min Yoongi? Genius periodt." Yoongi shrugged.

"Thank you Yoongi, Jimin you're useless bye." Taehyung said quickly and walked out.

Jimin and Yoongi sat in silence for a moment.

"So you didn't tell me my dick was out the entire time?" Jimin asked and Yoongi looked away.

"I thought you wanted it out."

Taehyung took out his phone and called Jungkook as he rushed to their dorm.

Jungkook hadn't picked up several times and Taehyung grunted annoyed.

He needed to tell Jungkook about this plan. He didn't think Jungkook would agree, even so, he still was going through with it. He wasn't going to let Jungkook become straight again.

He texted him many times. Stuff to alert him like "Jungkook!! I'm being raped!! Pick up your phone!" Or "My dick is shrinking!!"

But no, Jungkook didn't pick up. Taehyung hurried to the dorm only to find no one in it.

He sighed and bit his lip. He had only one place to go.

"Mrs. Jeon, may I please speak to Jungkook?" Taehyung asked politely but nervously.

The women grinned opening the door wider. "Ohh so you're the Kim Taehyung my son keeps crying for?" She said smugly.

Taehyung gulped and blushed a bit. "He's crying for me? Oh wow...oh wait he's crying?!" He suddenly panicked.

"Yeah...I assume you know about his father coming?" She sighed and tucked a strand of hair behind her ear.

Taehyung nodded. "Yeah his father is forcing him to be straight again, and I can't have that because Jungkook forced me to be gay." He said sadly and she smiled.

"Come in, I need to talk to you." She said, walking inside with Taehyung following. She sat down on the couch and Taehyung scrunched his nose.

She didn't even offer me some tea.

They sat down on the sofa and Taehyung tensed at the awkward atmosphere.

"Do you love my son?" She asked and Taehyung nodded. Then she started writing in a notepad and Taehyung raised an eyebrow.

"What?" He asked and she put it down. "Sorry I'm a therapist, it's become a habit." She apologized.

"I don't want him to marry some girl. He belongs with me." He said rubbing his face stressfully.

"I don't want him to either, he's happy with you, but his father won't even listen to me." She said sadly and Taehyung nodded.

"I...I actually have an idea to stop him but...It's kind of inappropriate." Taehyung said scratching the back of his head.

"I don't care, let me hear it." She said sternly and Taehyung gulped. "Weeellll..." He squeaked his voice.

She just sat there with furrowed eyebrows, concentrating.

"Maybe I could seduce the girl Jungkook is supposed to marry and then his dad will know she's bad for him?" He said quickly and shut his eyes, anxious about her reaction.

"That's a great idea dude!!" She exclaimed lifting her fist up to fist bump him.

Taehyungs was shook. Jungkook had the coolest mom.

"You think so?" He asked fist bumping her. "Yeah, I'm for sure it'll work." She said with a smile.

"You're not actually gonna sleep with her though right? Jungkook would be hurt." She asked with a raised eyebrow. Taehyung gasped softly and shook his head. "No of course not! That'd be wrong."

Well, there goes that.

"I don't know how I'm supposed to set it up though, I don't know the an-" He started and she shook her hands.

"Don't worry about that, apparently her and Jungkook are gonna meet up to get to know each other this week."

Taehyung sighed in relief and put his hand on his chest. "You're awesome, I wish my mom was like you." He said and she chuckled.

"Too bad she got caught prostituting, am I right?" She said playfully, and his eyes widened. "How do you know?" He asked surprised.

"She was my best friend...anyways let's not get into that because I might accidentally tell you I was a stripper." She said and stood up.

"Wha-"

"Thank you for coming, the door is that way!" She finished before slipping a piece of paper in his head and pushing him out the door.

Taehyungs mouth was gaped in awe. He shook his head and looked at the paper. It was her phone number.

XXXXxxxpussyxxxx

call me and we can work out the plan ;)

He chuckled and walked down the steps with a big grin.

"How did you know where he lived Taehyung, you fucking creep." He said in a excited way.