《No Homo, Bro | Taekook ✔》[]Thirty-Four[]
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"Jungkook I would really appreciate it if you got your asshole out of my face." Taehyung grumbled as he softly placed his hands on Jungkook's ass cheeks.
"Taehyung I would really appreciate it if you let my asshole be in your face." Jungkook said into Taehyungs crotch. Taehyung had shorts on but Jungkook was still completely naked because apparently "couples in movies always wake up naked."
"This is a terrible way to start a morning!" Taehyung comment and Jungkook shrugged, wiggling his butt a bit. "Jungkook we have class." Taehyung Sighed.
"Jungkook we have ass? Wow Taehyung that's very irresponsible of you! Wanting to fuck when we have class." Jungkook shook his head as he got off of Taehyung.
"That's not what I said." Taehyung said sitting up on the bed.
"What's happened to you? If past Taehyung woke up with my asshole in his face, he would-mmm such wonderful things that I'm too illiterate to explain." Jungkook moaned before picking up his clothe from the floor and going to the bathroom.
"Well, I don't wanna be that type of boyfriend anymore. I love you, and I care for you,so I want you to know I don't want you for sex." Taehyung said quickly, following Jungkook.
"Yeah well...you wanna fuck in the shower, I heard it's pretty mesmerizing." Jungkook suggested Taehyung rolled his eyes.
"We can't always fuck, Jungkook, that's toxic for us....but yes...yes I do." He grinned before following him in the bathroom.
They had a 'shower' for about 30 minutes and decided to be good people and go to their classes.
"You're not wearing that." Taehyung said strictly and Jungkook rolled his eyes. "Why not? It makes my ass look fat." He said.
He had on tight booty shorts, that made his butt cheeks stick out a little. "Nuh huh, take it off. Take it off now girl, just take it off." He said nonchalantly.
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Jungkook sighed. "Alright." He leaned over to take them and then they ripped. Jungkook gasped and stood up quickly. Taehyung burst into laughter when he saw the big hole on Jungkook's butt.
"AGHHH No!! These were so expensive!" Jungkook cried completely ripping them off his legs. "Well maybe you shouldn't be so thick." Taehyung shrugged going over to smack his ass.
"Ugh! I have nothing to wear now." He pouted, crossing his arms. "Here, wear this." Taehyung said throwing a pair of his sweatpants and a sweater at him.
"Omg this is like me wearing my boyfriend's sweater!" Jungkook chimed putting on the clothe. "You are wearing your boyfriend's sweater." Taehyung said, putting on his shoes.
"This is exciting!" Jungkook said, smiling widely.
They got to their classes 38 minutes late. Taehyung walked Jungkook to his history class and then went to his own class.
"Kook I-" Lisa called out but Jungkook put his palm up. "Outta here with that fuckery." He said before sitting down in his seat with his legs crossed.
The teacher frowned and went up to him with her arms crossed. "Jungkook, do you realize your grades are dropping."
Jungkook gasped and started looking for something. The teacher furrowed her eyebrows, "What're you looking for?"
"The question I asked. Cause literally no one asked." He said shrugging and leaning back in his seat.
The teacher bit the inside of her cheek and her eyebrow twitched angrily. She walked back to her desk with her heels tapping and smirked. "That's funny because we actually have a test today and it's worth 80% of your grade." She said and Jungkook rolled his eyes.
"Again...no one asked." He said and then the teacher slammed her text book against the table. "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CLASSROOM." She yelled and Jungkook put his hand on his chest.
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"Damn ma it's that serious?" He said before leaving the room. He walked to the front with a smirk. This was fun, really fun.
"Kookie!" Taehyung called out, running over to him. Jungkook turned around and smiled widely before running over to him. "Papi!!" He exclaimed and jumped on him.
Taehyung grabbed him and held his thighs as Jungkook wrapped his legs around his waist. "Did you get kicked out of class?" Taehyung asked and Jungkook nodded. "Yeah, that hoe was being annoying."
"Figured. What happen to the goody-goody Jungkook? You're so bad now." Taehyung said playfully, putting Jungkook down. "It's your fault. Do you not like me now?" Jungkook asked grabbing Taehyungs hand.
"Nah, it's just, you might end up as a stripper at this point." He shrugged. "Soo??" Jungkook asked sarcastically.
They just kept walking, not knowing where, just walking.
"You know what I've never done? Have sex in a chorus room." Jungkook stated nonchalantly and Taehyung hummed. "I have." He simply said.
"Lucky you." Jungkook said rolling his eyes. Taehyung hummed again and they continued walking. "Tae!"Jungkook exclaimed slapping his arm.
"What? What did I do?" Taehyung cried holding his arm. "Are you not getting the picture?" Jungkook asked crossing his arms.
Taehyung shook his head hesitantly and Jungkook sighed. "I wanna have sex in the chorus room." Jungkook said and Taehyung facepalmed.
"Really? You don't even care about the consequences of having sex in the chorus room?" Taehyung asked and Jungkook shrugged. "Don't worry, I'm a boy I can't get pregnant." He said and smiled.
Taehyung pinches the bridge of his nose and sighed. "You know...let's fucking do it." He said and Jungkook squealed excitingly.
They got to the chorus room and stood there awkwardly in the middle of the room. "Do something bitch." Jungkook told Taehyung and before he knew it, he was bent over a table where the violins were, with Taehyungs crotch up against his ass.
"I don't know where you got this attitude from, but I'm bout to return it." Taehyung growled grinding against Jungkook's ass, as he held Jungkook's arms behind his back.
"I think you like it when I'm rough, when I treat you like a toy huh?" He teased leaning down and whispering in Jungkook's ear. "M-Mhm." Jungkook squeaked out.
"You wanna be fucked in a chorus room then I'll fuck you in a chorus room." Taehyung said trying unbuckle belt but then Jungkooks phone dinged.
Jungkook gasped and pushed Taehyung away before pulling his phone out of his pocket. "It's my mommy!!" He chimed and went to the text.
jeonguk your father is coming to see at campus
becareful
Jungkook frowned and his phone shook in his hands. His lips trembled as he read the text over and over again.
"Kook what's wrong?" Taehyung asked noticing the boy visibly shake. Jungkook just smiled. "N-nothing! Now let's back to what we were doing papi." He giggled bending back over the table.
Taehyung smirked and leaned into him again. "No more interruptions-
The door opened and interrupted them. They both flinched and looked over at the door.
Jungkook's eyes widened as his heart began to beat rapidly.
"Dad!?"
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