《No Homo, Bro | Taekook ✔》[]Thirty-Two[]
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"Jimin I need your help." Taehyung said.
"No." Jimin plainly answered.
"What why!?"
"Because you haven't told me the reason you need my help." He said and Taehyung shook his head.
"No dude, I really need your help." Taehyung persisted and Jimin nodded. "Alright, What is it."
"I'm going to ask Jungkook out." Taehyung said confidently and Jimin raised an eyebrow.
"You're kicking him out of the dorm?" He asked and Taehyung squinted his eyes in confusion
"What no, why would you think that?"
"You said you were asking him so I thought you were asking him out of the dorm."
Taehyung stayed silent for a second until he continued.
"Okay no that's not what I'm doing. I'm making him my boyfriend." He smiled and Jimin raised an eyebrow again.
"Making him or asking him? Who says he wants to be your boyfriend?"
"Jimin god damnit! Just help me." Taehyung grumbled and Jimin sighed getting off the couch.
"Alright. What are we doing?" He asked and Taehyung just smiled.
"So I was like Jimin I didn't douche yet, I don't want my shit on your dick and he was like that would be hot." Yoongi giggled as he bit into his sandwich.
"Yoongi that's fucking gross." Jungkook grimaced. "It's not gross it's kinky." Yoongi shrugged.
Jungkook rolled his eyes. "Anyways! Taehyung is being the biggest pussy all of a sudden." Jungkook sighed.
"He was so confident before, he would literally eat me out in front of everyone back then." He said putting his elbow on the table and leaning on his palm.
"Why don't you ask him out?" Yoongi suggested sipping on his milk and Jungkook stared at him with disgust.
"Why the fuck would I do that dumb shit." Jungkook scoffed and Yoongi shrugged. Then he got a text message.
come to the dorm, me and Taehyung need to do something with you.
we're having a threesome?
no! just come here
Yoongi raised his eyebrow confused but Shrugged.
"I gotta go, Jimin's horny again." Yoongi said picking his tray and standing up. "Dude! Seriously? Hoes before bros? I'm your hoe!" Jungkook grumbled.
"Sorry kook, it's cock before locks." Yoongi said dramatically and left.
"What does that even mean?" Jungkook sighed and put his head on the table.
He wished Taehyung would go back to his teasing confident self. Everything was too dull.
"Yo Kook." Jackson called and Jungkook looked up with big curious eyes. "The boys and I are going to have a quick smoke in the bathroom, wanna come?" He asked and Jungkook thought for a moment.
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Smoking? On campus? That's really bad! Like he could get in big trouble for doing that!!
Why did that sound so fun to him?
Jungkook smiled and nodded. "Yeah I do!" He said cheerfully and Jackson smirked. "Come on."
"Yoongi damn you're finally here." Jimin said opening the door. "So we having a threesome or what?" He asked stepping into the dorm.
"No Yoongi. We're going to help Taehyung win Jungkook over."
"And then we'll have a foursome?!" Yoongi exclaimed and Jimin facepalmed.
"Yoongi I need you to do something for me." Taehyung insisted walking up to Yoongi.
"I need you to ask Jungkook what he'd prefer." Taehyung said and Yoongi furrowed his eyebrows confused.
"What do you mean?" He asked.
"Well, I don't know whether to take him out to like a fancy restaurant because Jungkook likes expensive or to just stay home, cuddle and watch movies." Taehyung said fast and was pacing around the room.
"Id prefer getting dicked down while Taylor Swift plays." Yoongi said with a shrug.
"Yeah well, no one cares Yoongi." Taehyung spat and Yoongi sucked his lips in.
"Well Yoongi could you do that for us?" Jimin asked putting a hand on his shoulder. Yoongi shrugged and nodded.
"Great! But don't make it obvious that I'm asking him out because that's bad for your health." Taehyung said with a wide smile.
Then they stood there silently.
"Yoongi what the fuck are you doing? Shoo! Go ask him." Taehyung pushed him gently to the door.
"Oh my bad I thought we were still doing the threesome."
Then he left.
Taehyung chewed on his nails nervously. "Holy shit Jimin. Am I really fucking doing this!?" He panicked and Jimin went up to him.
"Dude chill out, it's obvious Jungkook will say yes anyway." Jimin shrugged and Taehyung whipped his head over to him fast.
"You don't understand! That's not the point. I like Jungkook so much. I wanna make him happy, I wanna fulfill his wishes, I want everything to be perfect. If I mess this up I know I'll regret it forever because Jungkook's means so much to me and he deserves nothing but the world." Taehyung said and started breathing hard.
"Damn dude...I didn't know you felt that way." Jimin said nonchalantly and started clapping.
Taehyung ran a hand through his hair and sighed. "Why isn't Yoongi texting or SO-"
"Yoongi texted me." Jimin cut off. "What did he say!?" Taehyung asked running to Jimin
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there's a problem. I can't find Jungkook and people are saying he went with Jackson?
Taehyungs eyes widened as he finished reading the text.
Jackson? The most trouble making asshole? He's been caught smoking, drinking and even trying to sleep with a teacher. What the fuck was Jungkook doing with him?!
"Holy Shit." Jimin said but Taehyung had already run out of the dorm.
Meanwhile Jungkook was sitting on the bathroom sink as the air filled with smoke. He was really uncomfortable, he regretted coming here with Jackson.
The boys kept talking about how they managed to sleep with teachers and stuff. Jungkook was stiff as a board, he had his guard up the whole time.
Yugyeom was here too which was fucking weird.
"Kookie, come here for a sec." Jaebum called him with a smirk and Jungkook frowned but went over to him nonetheless.
Jaebum then grabbed his waist and pulled him against his chest. Jungkook groaned.
"Damn this guy's ass is fat." He chuckled squeezing Jungkook's ass very tightly.
"Hey! That hurt-" Jungkook tried. "Really? Let me feel it. Toss him here." Jackson said to Jaebum and Jaebum pushed Jungkook over to Jackson who was across from him.
"Don't fucking throw me like that."
"Shut up will you." Jinyoung told him as Jackson turned Jungkook around so his butt was against Jackson's crotch.
Jackson held Jungkook's shoulder firmly so he wouldn't escape and bent him over.
"Stop it!! Let me go!!" Jungkook yelled at him trying to break free and the boys just chuckled at him.
"Ahah, dude your right. His ass would be perfect for fucking." Jackson commented and Jungkook gulped.
He hated this, why did he come here. All he wanted was a little fun but not like this.
He shut his eyes tightly and bit his lip nervously as Jackson started to thrust his hips against Jungkook's ass.
Then suddenly everyone was on the floor either groaning or completely passed out.
Jungkook was released and he fell on the nasty bathroom floor with a yelp. He looked up and saw Taehyung punching the living hell out of Jackson.
Jackson's face was completely fucked up. Blood was dripping from his face to the floor and Jungkook swore he saw a tooth fly out.
"T-Taehyung!! Holy shit stop it!!" Jungkook cried and ran over to Taehyung grabbing his arm.
"Taehyung calm down!" Jungkook but Taehyung just ripped his arm out of Jungkook's grip and continued to punch Jackson who was already out cold so he didn't feel anything.
"Taehyung!!!" Jungkook screamed and Taehyung finally stopped to look at him.
Jungkook was crying.
Taehyungs heart fell as his eyes widened. He done fucked up.
"No no, baby don't cry." Taehyung said softly and went to hug Jungkook. "I'm sorry baby, I was just trying to protect you." He confessed and hugged Jungkook tightly.
"T-Taehyung..that was scary..." Jungkook spoke softly into Taehyung's chest. "I know, I'm sorry you had to see that baby."
"Please stop crying baby, look at me." Taehyung told him and Jungkook sniffled looking up at him.
"I'm sorry... I'm sorry, this day was supposed to be perfect...I was gonna take you on an amazing date and then cuddle with you the rest of the night." Taehyung said looking down feeling guilty.
Jungkook listened closely with big eyes. "I was even gonna ask you to be my boyfriend but-"
"Do it!" Jungkook exclaimed. "What?" Taehyung asked. "Ask me now hurry!"
"But this isn't what you wanted it to be."
"It doesn't matter just ask me Tae!!" Jungkook urged and Taehyung just nodded.
"Okay um...Jungkook will you be my boyfriend?" He asked looking Jungkook in the eyes and Jungkook's eyes lit up as he smiled widely showing off his bunny teeth.
"Yes yes yes!!" He chimed wrapping his arms around Taehyungs neck and hugging him.
"I like you so much Kim Taehyung!!" Jungkook said and pulled away to give Taehyung a soft peck on the lips.
Taehyung was flabbergasted about all of this. Did Jungkook just say yes? Taehyung literally asked him out on a bathroom floor with body's everywhere and blood on his hands.
"I hope you understand that...I honestly didn't care how you asked me, I'm just really happy you asked me. Now I know you're not gonna throw me away." Jungkook said with a wide smile.
Taehyung sighed in relief. "I'm so glad baby. I tried so hard to make this perfect but...you know um..." He bit his lip looking around at the bodies.
"No! They're like the guests to our wedding." Jungkook giggled.
Taehyung chuckled with a nod.
"Now come on. I don't wanna be a virgin any longer!" Jungkook said and they both left the bathroom.
;)
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