《No Homo, Bro | Taekook ✔》[]Thirty-one[]
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"Where's Jungkook?" Taehyung asked the boys and they shrugged. "Dunno, I think he went with Wonho somewhere," Hoseok said and Taehyungs eyes widened.
Wonho? Jungkook went with that fuckboy? Seriously? It couldn't be with another bottom like Bambam?
Taehyung ran a hand through his hair and bit his lip. Jungkook was getting too bold and Taehyung didn't approve.
"Where did you see them go?" Taehyung asked. "Slow down dude, it's probably nothing."
"Speaking of nothing, apparently keeping spaghetti in your pockets is weird," Namjoon said and Hoseok furrowed his eyebrows.
"Wh- that is fucking weird dude!" Hoseok said and Namjoon looked away nervously. "Who are you to say having cooked spaghetti in your pocket is weird!"
"Bro, are you f-" Hoseok started but Taehyung cut him off. "Where the fuck is Jungkook!!" He screamed and they both looked at him quietly.
"Ima need to lower your voice, Tyra." Hoseok said sassily. "HOSEOK!" Taehyung screamed and they flinched. "Alright dude chill...they went to the art room," Namjoon said quietly. Taehyung immediately ran out of the cafeteria, and into the art room.
"Wonho...don't." Taehyung heard Jungkook from inside the room and his eyebrows furrowed. Was Wonho doing something to Jungkook without consent? Nuh uh, no way! Taehyung would beat the shi-
"Wonho I have a boyfriend stop!" Jungkook suddenly grumbled, and Taehyung froze to listen carefully. "What? No, you don't. Stop lying!" Wonho said in his deep voice and then Taehyung heard a clatter.
Jungkook must've pushed him. Taehyung put his ear against the door and listened. "Are you talking about Taehyung? You're actually choosing him over me?" Wonho said smugly and Taehyung frowned.
"Tch maaaan that skinny nose, longneck ass got nothing on me." Taehyung mumbled quietly.
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"Yes that's exactly what I'm saying." Jungkook said and then there was a silence. "Well I'm ou-"
"No wait, let me have my moment." Jungkook cut off Wonho.
He cleared his throat. "At least Taehyung isn't some scumbag looking for ass, Taehyung actually likes me and I like him too! Taehyung is a great person and-and he has a great personality...yeah..um...I heard he's got a big dick too!!" Jungkook squeaked.
Taehyung wiped an invisible tear from his eye and bit his lip as if trying to stop himself from fake crying. "He knows me so well." Taehyung mumbled to himself.
"Okay..um ima just leave."Wonho said and opened the door making Taehyung stumble back in surprise. Wonho was shirtless and staring at Taehyung with a blank face.
Taehyung frowned also keeping the same intense glare as Wonho. It was like two alpha wolves fighting for a prey.
They stared at each other for a moment until Wonho finally just walked away and Taehyung sighed in relief.
He was so close to actually looking at Wonho's abs.
"Jungkookie!!!" Taehyung squealed running up to Jungkook with open arms. Jungkook scrunched his nose in disgust and put a hand in Taehyungs face.
"Ew, what are you doing?" Jungkook said stepping away. Taehyung frowned. "Wha- Bro you just called me your boyfriend and said I had a big-"
"Oh my god, did you just call me bro!?" Jungkook exclaimed covering his mouth."DISGUSTING!!" Jungkook screamed and fake barfed. Taehyung threw his hands up
"I call you bro all the time."
"Well, I'm gay now, so you can't say that." Jungkook said sassily crossing his arms and Taehyung furrowed his eyebrows getting impatient.
"Is that some sort of gay rule?" He said putting air quotation marks.
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"Yes, yes it is and you've broken it. Get on the ground and put your hands behind your back." Jungkook said sternly with a serious look.
Taehyung pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed. "Am I joke to you?" Taehyung mumbled and Jungkook shrugged with a pout.
"That's it, I'm sick of your shenanigans. I'm kidnapping you." Taehyung decided and went over to Jungkook and grabbed his waist picking him up and placing him on his shoulder.
"Hey! What the fuck dude!" Jungkook grumbled struggling on Taehyungs Shoulder.
"GASP! You violated the gay rule. I'll have to punish you for that." Taehyung said mischievously and Jungkook squirmed as Taehyung took him back to the dorm.
Jungkook's plan was working. He knew playing hard to get was going make Taehyung take action and maybe ask him out. He liked Taehyung very much and he wanted it to be official, but of course he wasn't gonna ask Taehyung out...lol no.
Taehyung opens the door and took Jungkook to his room before throwing him on the bed. Jungkook yelps as he crawls back against the bed frame.
"You've been a bad bunny, I'll have to skin you and eat you." Taehyung with a smirks and Jungkook made a face in disgust.
"Wow, um..."
"No I meant like, take off your clothes and... like fuck you." Taehyung stammered awkwardly and scratched the back of his head.
"Sorry no, only my boyfriend can fuck me." Jungkook said getting off the bed and walking towards the door.
"You said I was your boyfriend." Taehyung persisted and Jungkook raised his eyebrow.
"No I didn't." He said with a shrug.
"Yes you did."
"No I didn't."
Taehyung began tapping his foot on the ground impatiently. "Yes you did Jungkook. You were arguing with Wonho and you called me you-"
"Wonho who? I don't know a Wonho." Jungkook said and Taehyung finally lost it.
"Jungkook god damnit!!" Taehyung growled and Jungkook smirked walking to Taehyung.
"Aww is the big bad wolf having trouble blowing down the house?" Jungkook said playfully but mockingly.
Taehyung ran through his hair and bit his lip. Since when did Jungkook become so evil?
"Poor you, haven't had ass in while huh?" Jungkook said with a pout and then started laughing hysterically.
Taehyung looked down sadly. His feelings were actually being hurt. He has never been talked down on like this.
"Why're you being so mean?" Taehyung said and Jungkook stopped laughing looking him straight in the eyes.
"Why're you being a big pussy? All I want is for you to ask me out, is that so hard for you?" Jungkook said crossing his arms and Taehyung looked down.
"You can walk in on me naked and act cool about it, but you can't ask me out." Jungkook said shaking his head.
"That's because-"
"Shut up."
"Okay" Taehyung said quietly and looked back down.
"So, just find the right time and place to ask me out and I'll give you this ass PERIOD!" Jungkook said and walked out with his hips swaying rather too much.
Taehyung let out a dry chuckle and shook his head. Jungkook was so perfect and he wanted nothing more to push their relationship further, but he has never been in a real relationship with some he actually liked.
He needed help setting this whole thing up, and he knew just who.
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