《No Homo, Bro | Taekook ✔》[]Thirty[]
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"Tae Stop!" Jungkook giggled trying to push off him. "Why? You're so soft and squishy." Taehyung cooed squishing Jungkook's bubble butt.
It was Tuesday morning and Taehyung and Jungkook have not gotten out of bed instead they decided to cuddle for half of the day.
Taehyung was on top of Jungkook with his hands under Jungkook grabbing his butt. Jungkook was laying on his back as Taehyung settled between his legs.
"Stop it!!" Jungkook laughed out as Taehyung tickled him. "Aww is baby ticklish?" Taehyung asked ticking Jungkook everywhere could.
"Stop for real!" Jungkook said struggling to get out of Taehyung hold but didn't manage to. "Wh-"
"I SAID STOP!!" Jungkook screamed and literally kicked Taehyung in the chest making him fall off of the bed and land on the ground hard with a groan.
Jungkook stood up angrily. "You must follow the rules of consent!! No means no! Stop means stop!" Jungkook screamed and started dancing in front Taehyung.
Taehyung furrowed his eyebrows confused and in pain as he watched Jungkook do a dance from TikTok while saying "No means no!"
"Dude What the fuck?" Taehyung groaned slowly getting up. "You just kicked me off the bed that shit hurted."
"Well maybe if you followed the rules I wouldn't have done that!" Jungkook grumbled and Taehyung sighed.
"Why don't we show up to class at the last minute?" Jungkook suggested and Taehyung raised his eyebrows. "That's a terrible idea so let's go do that."
And so they did. They put on their clothe on and had a small fashion show that consisted of Jungkook just putting on different panties and asking Taehyung to take pictures of his ass.
They walked to the campus and noticed everyone was already leaving. "Well fuck, we're gonna be marked tardy now." Taehyung said throwing his hands in the air.
"Dude are you dumb?...we're gonna be marked absent." Jungkook shook his head.
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"Are you two serious? You wanna show up right when classes are over?" Jin said running over to them.
"Shit dude we've been comprised." Jungkook whispered to Taehyung. "We should run." Taehyung whispered and Jungkook nodded.
They grabbed each other's hand and turned around but before they could run Jin grabbed their ears.
"Nuh huh, y'all ain't going nowhere. We're all going to hang out today. We've been too distant, this isn't Save Me."
"Is Jimin going?" Jungkook suddenly asked and Taehyung frowned. "Yes, everyone is going." Jin said.
"Why does it matter if Jimin goes?" Taehyung asked sternly and Jungkook shrugged. "It doesn't." He said and followed Jin.
Taehyung sighed shaking the thought off.
They got to a restaurant and saw Hoseok and Namjoon sitting at a round booth where you couldn't see the other side until you were close enough.
They were very uncomfortable, then they got closer and saw what got them uncomfortable. Yoongi was sitting on Jimin's lap kissing and it was loud.
"What the fuck." Taehyung and Jin said in unison as Jungkook burst into laughter slapping his thigh.
"Please help us, this has been happening for 45 minutes." Namjoon said quietly. "I'm kind of concerned, they haven't pulled away for air yet." Hoseok said.
"Alright love birds, Yoongi's lips were on Taehyungs dick yesterday by the way." Jungkook said pulling Yoongi off Jimin.
Yoongi and Jimin both had red swollen lips as they looked completely dazed. Taehyung sat next to Jungkook as Jin sat next to Namjoon.
"Alright we have 4 gay couples here now and that's fuck-" Hoseok started. "YOU'RE WRONG!" Jungkook suddenly screamed and they looked at him confused.
"Actually there are two gay couples here because 4 people can't make 4 couples that doesn't add up because according to the-"
"Shut up Jungkook." Jin said and he shut with a smile. Then there was silence.
"Thanks for sucking my man's dick by the way." Jungkook said with a smile to Yoongi and he smiled back. Taehyung bit his lip looking away.
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"Thanks for letting my man give you hickeys." Yoongi said and then it was silent again.
Jungkook and Yoongi glared at each other and Taehyung and Jimin gulped.
Oh no. They thought. These two were going to figh-
They suddenly hugged and started squealing.
"I'm so sorry bitch, that was so petty of me!!" Yoongi apologized and Jungkook shook his head. "No bitch I'm sorry for being such a jealous whore." Jungkook said and they pulled away.
"It's okay, we're both jealous whores." Yoongi said and Jungkook nodded.
Taehyung and Jimin looked at each other for a second and smiled awkwardly.
"Alright let's order, I heard the waiter boy is cute." Jungkook said and clapped. "I bet I'm cuter." Taehyung smirked and Jungkook put a thumbs up.
"Hello gentlemen, what would you guys like to eat?" The waiter asked and yes he was fucking beautiful.
Jungkook's mouth gaped as he looked at the guy. "I want to eat your di-" Jungkook started but Namjoon cut him off.
"I would like to order fried lobster tail with blove sauce." Namjoon said and the waiter raised his eyebrow.
"We don't h-have that." The waiter stuttered and fin slapped Namjoon's arm.
"This is McDonald's you idiot! Why the fuck would you order lobster tail!" Jin scolded him and Hoseok laughed.
"I want a fisting with a side of eating out and for drinks I want your cum." Jungkook said with an innocent smile and the waiter smirked.
"Jungkook What the f-" Taehyung tried. "We have some of that in the back, if you wait a bit I'll serve it to you." The waiter said with a wink and Jungkook bit his lip with a moan.
They ordered their food and the waiter left.
"What the hell was that Kook?" Taehyung grumbled and Jungkook raised his eyebrow. "What was what?" He asked and Taehyung frowned angrily.
"You were just flirting with that waiter just now." He said and Jungkook shrugged. "So?" He said with a clueless face.
"So? Dude!! I'm right here. You just called me your man so many times." Taehyung argued and Jungkook sighed.
"Can we talk about this later? I'm hungry." He said and began eating. Taehyung ran a hand through his hair and sighed.
He was pretty sure they were boyfriends by now. I mean they both did exchange "I like you"s. Jungkook can't go flirting with other people.
"Uh god I'm so full." Yoongi groaned and Jimin leaned into his ear. "I bet you were fuller last night with my cock in your-"
"IRRELEVANT!" Yoongi screamed putting a hand in front of Jimin's face.
"Let's go to the amusement park now guys." Hoseok suggested. "Nah, I have to...uh..." Jimin started and Yoongi rolled his eyes.
"Just tell them you're going to fuck me and end it there." Yoongi said and then they left. "Anyways, I'm bout to get myself some dick also." Jungkook said and climbed out of the seat but Taehyung grabbed his arm and pulled him out of the restaurant.
"What are you doing?" Jungkook asked crossing his arms. "Why are you doing that shit?" Taehyung said sternly and Jungkook sighed.
"Why does it matter? I'm single." Jungkook said and Taehyung froze."Single? What about me?" Taehyung said softly.
"What about you? Taehyung- I don't think you get it. I know we said I like you to each other but that doesn't mean we're suddenly dating." Jungkook said and Taehyung scratched the back of his head.
"It doesn't?" He asked and Jungkook nodded. "Oh...okay." He said sadly.
"Maybe when you grow a pair of balls and ask me out we can talk." Jungkook smiled and walked away.
Fuck...
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