《No Homo, Bro | Taekook ✔》[]Twenty-Two[]
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"Where's Jungkook?" Namjoon asked and they turned to look. "Right there." Yoongi huffed pointing to where Jungkook was.
He was sitting with Lisa and her friends. His side was facing them as Lisa sat next to him and his hand awkwardly around her waist.
Jin suddenly started laughing. "Why the fuck does he look so constipated?" He said and the boys laughed. It was true, Jungkook was so red and not saying anything as he listened to them talk.
"They're probably talking about periods and tampons." Hoseok said and Jimin threw his head back laughing.
"Or maybe Lisa put a vibrator in his ass and has it on high." Yoongi said with a smile and the boys stopped laughing looking at him weirdly.
"Wow dude." Jimin scooted away. "Is that like some sort of kink you have?" Namjoon asked and Yoongi blushed. Then suddenly Jimin was pushed to the side and Taehyung sat down with a deep sigh.
Yoongi and Jimin looked at each other nervously.
"Where the fuck have you been Dude?" Hoseok asked hitting Taehyung's back.
"Just a got blow job from Jen-" He paused creepily moving his to Yoongi. He had a frown on his face. "Lisa...a blow job from Lisa." He said and the boys furrowed their brows.
"Lis-"
"I mean Wonho!!" Taehyung cut Jin off and then internally face palmed. "Wonho!? Dude that's gay!" Hoseok said and Taehyung furrowed his eyebrows. "Since when were you homophobic!" Taehyung said and Jimin put his hand on his back.
"Dude chill..." Jimin tried but Taehyung just slapped his hand off. "Nah fuck this!" He yelled and left the cafeteria.
"What the fuck is he so angry about? He is literally the last person I'd expect to get mad about homophobia." Namjoon said and Yoongi furrowed his eyebrows.
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"Well homophobia is kinda offending you know?" Yoongi yelled and they gaped at him. Jimin was the most shook.
"Yoongi What the fuck is your problem. Damn stop yelling." Jimin groaned annoyed and Yoongi bit his lip sadly. "No fuck you and your homophobic asses." He said and left the cafeteria. Jimin tried to call out to him but Hoseok stopped him shaking his head.
Jimin sighed. Why the hell was this happening, then he realized. Everything started when Jungkook got a girlfriend, she had pulled them apart suddenly. But it's not like he could just break them apart, Jungkook seems happy with her.
He looked over at Jungkook and cringed. Jungkook looked like that meme with the kid Gavin where he looks like he's about to shit himself. Jimin let out chuckle.
"I'ma be right back y'all." He said to the boys who didn't really care. He stood up and walked over to Jungkook. Jungkook noticed him before the girls and Jimin smiled when Jungkook looked kinda relieved.
"Hey girls, can I borrow Jungkook for a sec?" Jimin asked politely and Lisa just nodded. "Yeah whatever." She saidwithout looking at him. Jungkook stood up and rushed over to Jimin and held his bicep.
"Ahh thank you so much, I thought that would never end." Jungkook said and put his head on Jimin's shoulder. Jimin chuckled. "What was so bad about it dude." Jimin asked sneakily pulling away from Jungkook's hold.
"They were literally talking about how their tampons wouldn't fit in because they're too stretched out." Jungkook said gagging and Jimin laughed out loud. "You're such a prude." Jimin teased and Jungkook pouted.
"Ugh Lisa is so annoying, I mean she's so sweet but she's a bit off." Jungkook said and Jimin raised his eyebrow. "How so?" He said and Jungkook sighed. "She keeps telling me to suck her dick." He said quietly and Jimin laughed even harder throwing his head back and clapping. "What's up with girls and asking guys to suck their dick?" Jimin asked through his laughs.
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Jungkook shrugged," I heard it's because they have bigger dick energy than boys." He said and Jimin hummed in response.
Then they were quiet as they walked around the school. Jimin sighed. "Jungkook I...I don't think Lisa's is at all good for you." Jimin said Jungkook frowned.
"Why is that?" He asked confused. "I just don't think...that she...she cares that much for you." Jimin said quietly and Jungkook furrowed his brows.
"Why would you say that?" Jungkook asked. Jungkook kind of knew it was obvious that Lisa probably didn't feel anything for him but hearing it from someone else was kind of harsh?
"You already know what kind of reputation Lisa has, she's been with a lot of people Jungkook." Jimin said kind of serious. "Yeah so? What does that have to do with me." Jungkook asked annoyed.
Jimin sighed. "Kook don't get so offended, I'm just trying to hel-" Jimin tried but Jungkook stopped him. "No I honestly don't think you are Jimin." Jungkook said and crossed his arms.
Jimin furrowed his eyebrows angrily. "Okay, first of all, ima need you to lower your voice." Jimin said sassily and Jungkook rolled his eyes.
"I'm trying to be a good friend here but you're being a real asshole." Jimin said and got in Jungkook's face. "No you're not! Why can't you just be happy that I actually got a girlfriend for once? You're the one who always called me gay!" Jungkook pushed Jimin rather hard.
"Dude What the fuck!?" Jimin groaned as he pushed Jungkook even harder making him fall down and whine.
"You're a fucking douche Jeon Jungkook!!" Jimin yelled as rushed over to Jungkook. Jungkook stayed on the ground looking down. Before Jimin could do anything, Yoongi ran out of the bathroom concerned from all the noise and noticed Jimin about to hit Jungkook.
"Jimin!?" Yoongi called out running over to Jimin and pulling him back. "What are you doing?!" Yoongi asked and Jimin just turned away.
Taehyung ran out of bathroom also and saw Jungkook on the ground. He frowned running over and crouching down to Jungkook putting his hand on his back.
"Kook you okay? Why are you on the-" "Don't touch me!!" Jungkook snapped and jumped away fearfully. Taehyung froze as he watched Jungkook scurry away from him.
"Don't talk to me...ever!" Jungkook yelled at Jimin before running away.
Taehyung bit his lip sadly but shook it off.
"Jimin tell me what happened." Yoongi demanded and Jimin shook his head. Yoongi held his hand securely. "Tell me." Yoongi said softly.
Then Jimin noticed. They had both come out of the bathroom together, Taehyung's fly was down and Yoongi's hair was messed up.
.....suspicious......
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