《No Homo, Bro | Taekook ✔》[]Nineteen[]
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Jungkook woke up with a groan and instantly the events came like a tsunami into his head and he frowned. He pushed the covers off him and rushed into the bathroom. He furrowed his eyebrows at what he saw. Panties and lingerie scattered everywhere, on the sink, floor, and bathtub. Woah Deja vu.
Alright, this was annoying, the girls Taehyung had over didn't even bother cleaning up after themselves. Wait..if their underwear is here...what the hell did they wear to leave? ANYWAYS. He was going to confront Taehyung, the least he could do is clean after the girls, he had them over after all.
After Jungkook fixed himself up, wearing a large red sweater and skinny jeans he stomped to Taehyung's room. But definitely not before smacking his butt in the mirror because he isn't just thick he is thicc.
When he reached Taehyung's room he put his fist up to knock but he heard moans, again. This time it was only 1 voice. It was another girl. Jungkook bit his lip hard, he was jealous. Like seriously jealous, it made him angry. He twisted the doorknob and barged in with furrowed eyebrows.
His eyes widen at the sight, a naked girl was bouncing on top of Taehyung as he closed his eyes and bit his lip. Jungkook gasped and both of their attention was on him. Jungkook took a step back nervously, he knew what to expect but this was too much for him, too painful.
"Oh shit, Jungkook!!" Taehyung groaned harshly pushing the girl off him making her fall on the ground and her wig on edge of the bed. He got up and rushed to Jungkook. "O-oh Tae-" Jungkook stammered looking away with a bold blush on his face. Taehyung then realized he hadn't had any pants on and his long thick dick all juiced up was hanging down his thigh. He reached for his boxers and hastily put them on.
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By the time Taehyung turned to look back at Jungkook, he was already out of the room. Taehyung chased after him and found him in the kitchen peeling a cucumber. Taehyung gulped and walked up to him cautiously.
"K-kook you alright?" He asked quietly getting closer to Jungkook. Jungkook turned around with just a menacing look but honestly, it was too cute for Taehyung to feel threatened. "I'm fine..just fine." He asked sharply taking a big peel from the cucumber and Taehyung shuddered. "W-why are you p-peeling a cucumber." He asked reaching for Jungkooks hand.
Jungkook slapped Taehyung's hand away and snapped the cucumber in half and Taehyung flinched "No reason." He said nonchalantly but with a hint of sass in his voice walking away. Taehyung sighed closing his eyes, he obviously pissed him off.
"Jungkook come here let's work this out." He suggested and Jungkook in his track out of the door and turned around. "Work what out? The fact that you literally slept with 7 girls in one day! What the hell!" Jungkook argued stepping into Taehyung's bubble. "Why do you care so much? You have a girlfriend." Taehyung fought back and Jungkook froze.
"I-I don't... it's just...." He stammered not being able to form his words and Taehyung smirked grabbing Jungkooks hip. "You know you could always break up with your girlfriend...if you're bored." He whispered in his ear but Jungkook harshly pushed away. "No!! I'm straight and I don't care that you slept with 7 girls and not me because I'm straight and you're straight and we're both straight!!!" He yelled stomping like a child.
"Just clean up after yourself!!" He walked out the door slamming it shut. Taehyung sighed running a hand through his hair. They're both definitely straight and they did not want each other at all. Jungkook thought that but Taehyung had a hard time accepting that... because he didn't want that.
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"Sooo we're not gonna finish fucking?" The girl Taehyung was fucking popped behind the door frame and Taehyung shooed her away. Not the time.
....
"Jungkook babe!!" Lisa squealed running towards Jungkook, he internally sighed put on a fake smile accepting her hug. His arms wrapped around her waist and her arms around his neck. There was that feeling again, disgust, like the puzzle pieces were being placed in the wrong place. "Hey, Lisa." He said with as much enthusiasm he could put it in. "Wanna have lunch with me and my friends?" She offered sweetly and Jungkook cringed.
"Nahhh actually, I was planning on hanging with the boys today. Haven't seen them in a while." He declined politely.
Because of you, you dumb ass hoe. He thought. Lisa pouted. "Oh, that's too bad...bye" She shrugged and skipped away. Jungkook let out a breath of relief that she left so quickly. This relationship didn't seem so real but Jungkook kind of liked it, he couldn't be bothered by it.
He walked to the cafeteria and saw his friends playing rock paper scissors. "Rock paper scissors SHOOT!" Jimin and Hoseok said in unison and Hoseok let out a rock and Jimin scissors. Hoseok laughed and clapped his hands while Jimin groaned.
"What're you guys doing?" Jungkook asked sitting down. "Jimin has to say in mic that one vine. You know-" Hoseok said between his laughs. "Which vine?"
"Trey who's got a basketball game tomorrow!" Jin said and laughed afterward, Jungkook let out a little giggle. They lifted his mood so quickly. "Go do it then!" Yoongi patted Jimin's butt urging him to go up on the stage.
Jungkook ignored his problems for this one moment. This was too great to pass up. "Hurry!!" Jungkook pushed Jimin and Jimin awkwardly walked up onto the stage.
Jungkook and the boys tried their best to hold in their laughter as Jimin stood behind the mic stand with his hands on his lap.
"Uh-hum.." he coughed in the mic and Jungkook snickered slapping Jin's shoulder.
"Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does!"
He said completely identical to the real one and rushed back to the table. The boys boo'ed with frowns. "You didn't do the right one dude!!" Hoseok pushes Jimin's shoulder lightly.
"It was funnier." He shrugged and they all laughed together.
This felt right..for now.
Taehyung was walking to the cafeteria also when he heard quiet mumbles from the girl's bathroom. Being the nosy one he was he went over to listen.
"I'll have him there, don't worry."
It was Lisa. Taehyung frowned and rolled his eyes ready to walk away.
"Bo-gum trust me!! I'll bring him to you soon give me time." She said in a stressed tone and Taehyung furrowed his eyebrows.
Why was she talking to Bo-gum? Was she working with him? She'll bring who to him?
Taehyung figured it out quickly. She was probably to another Bo-gum and bringing him his blind date. Taehyung nodded with that conclusion and began to walk until-
"Yes Jungkook and I are dating, he trusts me..."
Taehyung froze. OF COURSE, why didn't he think of this sooner!! She was using Jungkook to help her with Bo-gums blind date.
No!! That couldn't be it...he squinted his eyes and put his hand on his chin thinking
"Hmm what could it be?" He hummed.
She's trying to bring Jungkook Bo-gum so he could fuck him, you idiot. A voice in Taehyungs head said and Taehyung gasped. That's it!
Jungkook was in danger.
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