《No Homo, Bro | Taekook ✔》[]One[]
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No homo is said when you do or say something that might sound gay to another man, but you know what they say, one time is an accident, twice is a coincidence but 1 hundred million fucking times is an intention. I'm sick and tired of him always doing some dumb gay shit to me and ending it with a stupid "" UGHH!! It just makes me so angry, the audacity this Kim Taehyung has is crazy. Like, you can't say a boy is sexy and tell him you would hit from the back and act like that isn't gay!! Ugh, I'm over it.
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Early in the morning, this is what I'm thinking about, I need to get up. I kicked the thin blanket off and sluggishly got up to go to the bathroom. My mom didn't scream at me this morning surprisingly. She is always the one to wake me up but today terrible thoughts of Taehyung woke me up, ugh just the thought of his name makes me cringe.
I looked at myself through the mirror and frowned. I looked like a mess. The hickeys Taehyung made yesterday were still evident. They started from below my ear and ran down to my collarbone, they were so purple ugh... I can't believe I let him do that..its just..its just.. the way he talks and the way he.. gosh. Just everything about it is so...so... I don't know!! I can't get this man out of my head, it's just so aggravating! Yes! That's the word I was looking for... I'm seriously going to be late if keep wasting time like this.
And again, I'm back at hell. College wasn't always so bad...that is until Taehyung came into my life. He was loved by everyone, every single female in this campus was all over him, like, I swear the math professor had a crush on him, the way she would push her breasts together with her arms was soo obvious.
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"Jungkook!" The high pitched voice called out. I immediately recognized it as Jimin's. I didn't bother turning around as he wrapped his arm around my shoulder. "Did you hear? Taehyung apparently had sex with Mrs. Sooyoung"
I gasped. "Seriously!?" I faced him with a shocked expression. This couldn't be true! "He can't do that...that's against the rules" I shook my head. This man had crossed the line.
"Dude chill out, he's 19 anyway and she asked for it. You should seen- it was hilarious. He told us how desperate she was and how she wanted him de-" He laughed but I stopped him. I did not want to hear the details" I don't care! I'm leaving." I turned on my heel and started walking away.
That is unbelievable. A student and a teacher should never do something like that, but what do I expect from someone like him.
As I was walking to my 1st period class which I shared with Taehyung of course, I felt a tight grip on my left butt cheek. I squealed and jumped away. "Hey kook, sorry your ass looked really fat it was so tempting. Could be you blame me." He pouted. As if I was going to fall for that!
"I- of course you're to b-" He put his index finger on my lips shushing me as he pulled me against his chest. "Shh babe you're being too loud. Just.." he pushed his hands lower from my back "just let me feel you." He said deeply in my ear. Fuck..not again..I'm not going to all for this again...
"T-tae.." I whimpered as he tightly squeezed my ass again, he had a really tight grip and it hurt but.. his low groans in my ear had me completely captivated. "You're so fucking sexy babe." My heartbeat was loud and fast, I could feel it in my throat. Then suddenly.
He pulled away and ruffled my hair. "No homo, bro." He smiled before walking away.
Fuck..
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