《mcyt smutshots》Sexual Jokes (SamPonk)
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Top/Dom: Sam
Bottom/Sub: Ponk
Sam is always making sexual jokes towards Ponk. He says the almost sexual things in the most non-sexual times. Whether it's saying a random kink when something happens, like one time Ponk burned himself and Sam said "Yeah i bet you liked that." or just saying some straight up sexual shit out of nowhere.
For example, Sam and Ponk were arguing one time and Sam said "I'm gonna put a cock ring on you bitch!" and then burst out laughing. So yeah. Sams really weird.
It was noon at their house. They're roommates and have been for about a year. Ponk was in the living room watching TV and Sam was in his room doing god knows what.
Ponk was kinda zoning out from whatever was going on on the TV. He snapped out of his trance when Sam came into the living room and plopped down next to Ponk.
"Ya know, this show reminds me of a porn i watched one time." Sam laughed. Ponk rolled his eyes. "Of course it does." Ponk said, unimpressed.
Sam looked at Ponk. "What's that supposed to mean?" Ponk didn't look back at Sam, he kept his eyes on the TV.
"You make almost any and every sentence, or thing, sexual." Sam put his hand on his chest and leaned back, acting offended. He slightly gasped at the words that came out of Ponks mouth. "I do not!"
Ponk sighed. "Nevermind." He got up and walked to the kitchen, Sam followed. "You act liked an eighth grade boy." Ponk said. Sam put his hands in his hips and puckered his lips put.
"No i don't!" Sam pouted.
"God, you sound like a whiny child." Ponk giggled. He turned around to face Sam, who had his arms crossed.
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"Mhm sure." Ponk sounded unimpressed. He smiled and turned around to the kitchen counter. Sam thought for a second before opening his mouth to say something.
"Would an eighth grade boy do this?" He waited for Ponk to turn around. It took a few seconds before that happened. When he did, Sam picked him up and sat him on the counter, he was in between his legs. Ponk was surprised and grabbed onto Sams shoulders for support.
"What the-" Ponk was cut off by Sam smashing his lips into his. He was startled and broke away.
"Is this ok?" Sam asked in a deep voice. Ponk stared at Sams lips and slowly nodded. Sam smiled and connected their lips again. Ponk wrapped his arms around Sams neck which deepened the kiss. He scooted his hips forwards to wrap his legs around Sams waist which caused their crotches to touch.
Ponk noticed and thrusted his hips up against Sam, earning a small groan. Ponk got more turned on from that and did it again. Sam broke the kiss and dug his face in between Ponks neck trying to muffle his noises.
Ponk blushed hard and started doing it harder. Sams arms wrapped tighter around Ponks body as he let out more noises. His groans turned into quiet moans. He started thrusting his hips along with Ponk causing Ponk to moan.
"Ah~ Sammy~" Ponk moaned in his ear. Sams heart sped up and he turned his head, his lips were touching Ponks neck. He pulled his head back a little and licked a stripe up along his neck. Ponk let out an audibly loud moan as Sam started grinding his hips faster. He threw his head back which gave Sam more access to his neck.
He kissed and licked all over his neck and left small bites on some areas. Ponk could feel himself getting close and stopped grinding. He tapped Sams shoulder and Sam lifted his head up. "Everything ok?" Sam asked.
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"Pants..." Ponk said tugging at Sams pants. Sam looked down and started taking off his pants. Ponk sat back and impatiently waited. Sam didn't take them off, instead he pulled them down a little––along with his boxers––letting his cock spring out. He then got to work unbuttoning and pulling down Ponk pants and boxers.
When he finally got Ponk pants and boxers down, he put his cock against Ponks and started roughly grinding against him. Ponk erupted with high pitched moans and gripped onto Sams shirt.
Sam hugged Ponk tight and pushed his lips onto his. Ponk melted into the kiss and tried his best to not open his mouth to moan.
He failed and Sam took that opportunity to shove his tongue in Ponks mouth immediately gaining dominance. He ground his hips faster and Ponk threw his head back. Sam immediately went for his neck and started attacking it with kisses and bites.
Ponks eyes rolled back and he let out more loud moans and whimpers. Sam planted his hands on the counter and started thrusting his hips faster.
"AGHH~! FUCK YES~!" Ponk screamed. He brought his hands to Sams back and clawed at his shirt. Sam groaned and buried his face in between Ponks neck again.
"Mmh~!" Sam moaned. Ponk leaned his head forwards in between Sams neck and continued moaning.
Sam loved that he could hear Ponks moans so clearly now. He made smal moans into Ponk neck and Ponk almost came after each one he heard.
"Mm~ P-Ponkie~" Sam moaned into his ear. Ponk came right after he heard that. Sam came a second afterwards.
Sam stopped grinding and leaned against Ponk, panting. Ponk kept his face buried in Sams neck as he panted.
Sam suddenly wrapped his arms around Ponks back and started grinding his hips again.
"AH~!! W-WHA- SAM~!" Ponk moaned loudly. He was overstimulated but Sam wanted more. He ground a bit harder against Ponk and Ponk clawed at his back.
Sam grabbed both of their cocks with one hand and started jerking them both off. Ponk thrusted slightly into his hand gaining more pleasure.
They kept thrusting up against each other until Ponk felt close. Ponk thrusted up a bit faster and came hard once again. Sam didn't stop. He felt close and chased his orgasm.
He came a few seconds later with a semi-loud groan. He went half limp against Ponk.
"Sam...you're he-...heavy..." Ponk said in between breaths. Sam whined and lifted himself up. He gazed into Ponks eyes and leaned in. They locked lips and melted into the kiss.
Sam broke away and smiled. He picked Ponk up bridal style and took him into the bathroom. He undressed Ponk, placed him in the bath and turned the water on. He undressed himself and sat behind him in the tub. He wrapped his arms around the other and put his chin on his shoulder.
"So...are we dating now?" Ponk said playing with his fingers. Sam chuckled
nodded. He turned his head slightly and kissed Ponk on the cheek.
Ponk giggled and put his hand up on Sams cheek.
"Hopefully we can do this again sometime." Ponk thought to himself.
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ahhhh this took a while. i hope you guys enjoyed!
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