《Danganronpa/sdra2/dra one shots》Jokes
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Izuru: Sonia I want you to wash the house tonight
Sonia: but mom the balls tonight
Izuru: you just swallowed enough balls already *roles eyes*
Sonia: b b b b
Izuru: b b b b bitch *points upstairs*
After ultra despair girls
Toko: alright kick the baby
Monica: don't kick the baby...
Nozamai (my oc): kick the baby *kicks Monica* bitch
Hajime: *puts his arm out to you*
🎶can you feel the love tonight🎶
You: *reaches out ha-* 0_0
Nagito begins Hajime: get the fuck back 🖕🖕🖕
Teruteru: if there is one think I know what to do it's how to cook
Me (Nozamai): alright what are you making? A crime scene over their
Teruteru: OH MY GOD
You: so I gave the ultimate toy maker a adorable girl and now she won't let go if it
Me: *holding onto Sonia*
You: she loves her
Mondo: 🎶who is that girl I see🎶
Chihiro: I'M A DUDE 🖕
Kaede: alright let's write about failures that happened in our life
Shuichi: it all started when I was born 😢
Kaede:...... LETS TALK ABOUT SUCCESS GUYS UMMM!!!!
Hajime and non insane Nagito: *talking*
Nozamai: *sees right through Nagito*
Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!
Nozamai: *jumps into final death took, dragging Nagito with her*
RKO OUT OF MID AIR!!!!!
Sonia: release all of the sounds that are trapped in your mind
Nagito: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Sonia: sir, are you okay?
Nagito: I'm a little messed up
Child: mom what's a orgasm?
Sonia: I don't know I've never had one
Gundam: *cough* !
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