Izuru: Sonia I want you to wash the house tonight

Sonia: but mom the balls tonight

Izuru: you just swallowed enough balls already *roles eyes*

Sonia: b b b b

Izuru: b b b b bitch *points upstairs*

After ultra despair girls

Toko: alright kick the baby

Monica: don't kick the baby...

Nozamai (my oc): kick the baby *kicks Monica* bitch

Hajime: *puts his arm out to you*

🎶can you feel the love tonight🎶

You: *reaches out ha-* 0_0

Nagito begins Hajime: get the fuck back 🖕🖕🖕

Teruteru: if there is one think I know what to do it's how to cook

Me (Nozamai): alright what are you making? A crime scene over their

Teruteru: OH MY GOD

You: so I gave the ultimate toy maker a adorable girl and now she won't let go if it

Me: *holding onto Sonia*

You: she loves her

Mondo: 🎶who is that girl I see🎶

Chihiro: I'M A DUDE 🖕

Kaede: alright let's write about failures that happened in our life

Shuichi: it all started when I was born 😢

Kaede:...... LETS TALK ABOUT SUCCESS GUYS UMMM!!!!

Hajime and non insane Nagito: *talking*

Nozamai: *sees right through Nagito*

Watch out! Watch out! Watch out!

Nozamai: *jumps into final death took, dragging Nagito with her*

RKO OUT OF MID AIR!!!!!

Sonia: release all of the sounds that are trapped in your mind

Nagito: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Sonia: sir, are you okay?

Nagito: I'm a little messed up

Child: mom what's a orgasm?

Sonia: I don't know I've never had one

Gundam: *cough* !