《Camp Closeted》32. Unicorn Vomit
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I was tiredly humming to the song that was playing as Romeo was still loudly breathing for being so exhausted in trying to stuff my body into his car.
My body was slumped in the most uncomfortable position ever but I couldn't find the energy to even care.
"I can't breathe." I murmured, Romeo not hearing me as he just began to drive with a subtly angered facial expression. "I can't breathe!" I loudly slurred out as I crinkled my face.
Romeo sharply exhaled in frustration as he looked down at me. "Then fix your posture, dumb fuck." He harshly let out.
"You're such a bully!" I exclaimed like a baby as I felt extremely lazy. "I don't like bullies."
"I don't like irresponsible drunks." He quickly responded back with a sharpened tone.
"Wow you-what did-ugh you're just a little sassy pants aren't you mister!?" I struggled to talk, my body finally getting up to be in a more comfortable position.
Romeo didn't answer as I carelessly sang with the song I've never heard before in my life. I was practically singing gibberish and I loved it. "I like this song, who sings this?" He remained quiet, making me frown. "Hello! Is anybody there?"
He quickly snapped. "Fuck! Just look at the small screen! I'm trying to drive away from here."
"I'm trying to drive away from here." I annoyingly imitated him as I glanced at the screen. "J-Jheene Aiko, while we're young. This song is so good!" I chirped happily as my head swung back and forth to the soft music.
"Jhené." He corrected.
"Huh?" I breathed.
"It's pronounced Jhené not Jheene." He continued.
"Why is your hair so curly?" I asked out of nowhere.
"Why is your mouth always talking?" He rapidly replied.
"Why isn't yours talking?"
"Why are you such an annoying little bitch?"
"W-why are you such a mean little bitch?"
"Why are you asking me so many questions?"
"Why are you asking me questions back?"
"Why are you so gay?"
"W-why are you so straight?"
"I'm not." He blurted out, quickly making me quiet as I genuinely wasn't ready for him to say that.
Complete silence emitted throughout the car as I processed what he just said. The soft song just kept playing in the background, making me quickly hum to it again.
As I was humming to the music, it felt like it rapidly triggered something in me. I felt like the song was so nostalgic of something and i couldn't handle how much emotions it started to make me feel.
All of a sudden, it felt like the melancholic song was choking me as I felt tears start to stream down my cheeks. I loudly sniffed as I tasted the salt of my tears not stopping from flowing out.
Romeo quickly glanced at me, his face immediately crinkling the second he saw my face completely soaked in tears. "Are you seriously crying right now? The fuck is wrong with you?" He asked, audibly annoyed. "What are you even crying about?"
I took a deep breath before speaking, my mouth exploding like an uncontrollable machine gun.
"O-okay so I'm talking to this guy named Jesse and he's really hot and I hate showing my emotions to him because he just seems to good to be true, you know? So Jesse has an ex boyfriend named Tristan and he's really hot too. His hair is so soft and he tastes like strawberries." I took a quick breath as I kept crying, my voice sounding audibly broken.
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I sniffed. "It's not that I like kissing Jesse's ex because it is so wrong! I only ever seem to kiss him when I'm drunk! I d-don't e-even mean to Romeo, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't like kissing them both. Jesse is so aggressive and forceful when he kisses me a-and he tastes like piña colada and his ex Tristan is a lot more gentle and kind and he tastes like strawberries and honestly I like them both but I don't, you know what I mean?" I wheezed as I stuttered between my sentences to whimper.
I continued. "M-maybe I should just jump of a bridge because I'm such an irresponsible person and I still miss Brandon and I miss my mom and I miss my dad even though I never met him, and also you're so cute and I hate seeing you hate yourself for being gay because you're perfect just the way y-you a-are and I j-just want you to know that I like the taste of pizza." I struggled to take a deep breath as I kept wheezing from crying so hard.
I don't even remember anything I just said right now..
Romeo just remained quiet as he just stared at the road completely wide-eyed. My rant visibly made him uncomfortable as I felt sick.
I really didn't feel good anymore.
All of a sudden, I loudly gagged, making Romeo immediately swerve the car to the side of the road. "You're not throwing up in my car, I might actually end up killing you." He quickly parked the car to the side of the road as I gagged again. "Get the fuck out of my car!"
I just followed what he said as I knew my next gag would actually be filled with throw up. I opened the car as I quickly dropped down on the cold rough road.
All of a sudden, I just uncontrollably began to throw up as the colors were surprisingly a mixture of many different colors. Unicorn vomit!
My eyes were reddened and teary as my mouth didn't bother to stop throwing up. I felt like complete shit as I just dropped myself to the side, away from my throw up.
I felt bad as my extremely blurry and teary-eyed vision glanced at Romeo from inside his car. "Y-you can go!" My voice cracked as I waved him off. "You don't have to wait for me! I'll be fine!" I cried as I wiped my mouth off with my shirt.
I couldn't even get up off the ground anymore as my head was swinging and I felt extremely dizzy. All of a sudden, I convulsed back to my position as I continued to throw up again.
I'm just a living breathing Niagara Falls now aren't I?
I heard Romeo loudly curse to himself as he quickly got out of the car and began to walk towards my body. "You should really consider not drinking again because you're literally the definition of human trash."
I maniacally laughed out of nowhere as he began to carry my body up to throw me back inside his car. "S-sorry." After Romeo threw me back inside his car, my jam quickly started to play. "I'm so into you! I could barely breathe!" I sang straight out of my lungs as I closed my eyes.
Romeo got back into the driver's seat as he just deeply sighed, my voice softening. "C-can we please go get pizza?"
Romeo's defined jawline sharply clenched as he just closed his eyes, his voice loudly lashing out for some reason. "No, fuck you! I'm so tired of your bullshit, I don't even know why I'm dealing with this right now! I'm spending my Saturday night babysitting a drunk and I'm so fucking tired of it! Fuck you and you're pizza! We're not getting pizza!" I couldn't help but laugh as he sounded so mad.
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What he yelled about made the car silent, the only thing making noise now is Ariana Grande belting about being so into someone.
"Can I lick your jawline?" I quickly licked my lips as he just cursed underneath his breath.
"Good evening folks!" The familiar woman brightly smiled at us. "Seeing you handsomes at this time surprised me more than a bee in a hornet's nest. What can I get for y'all?" She pulled out her notepad as I looked at her bright colored dress.
"I-I like your dress." I bit my lip as Romeo tiredly planted his face into his hand.
"Well thanks sugar! Sewed it myself!" She loudly laughed.
"I want 2 large pepperoni pizzas." Romeo angrily blurted out as I immediately pouted.
"W-wait, what-no, I wanted pepperoni!" I badly stuttered as I threw my head up, whining.
"That's what I just, whatever." He quickly rolled his eyes at me as he spoke again. "So yea, just 2 large pepperoni pizzas please." He quickly added as he piercingly glared at me.
"I want a dress like that now." I loudly laughed as I rested my head against the palm of my hand.
Romeo's eyes quickly rolled back in annoyance. "I'm sorry about him acting like trash, he's drunk."
The woman quickly turned towards me as she pouted. "Oh no sugar, bless your heart." She talked to me like a lost puppy. "Tell you what, I'll get to fixin up those two pizzas and I reckon there's nothing warm water, honey, and a little squeeze of a good ol' lemon can't fix."
"That's sounds really good! Thank you!" I threw her the biggest grin ever as Romeo looked like he just wanted to die.
"Of course sugar!" She buried her notepad back into her pocket. "I'll be right back!" She warmly smiled.
After awhile of just closing my eyes and humming to the diner's calm music, the woman finally came back with our food and my tea drink thing!
"Yay!" I dramatically cheered, the woman quietly laughing to herself.
"Two large pepperoni pizzas." She bubbly announced, giving us our own individual pizzas. "And here is that drink I fixed up for you sugar, hopefully it helps alright?"
"T-Thank you!" I threw her another wide grin as she smiled back, watching her quickly walk away to help another table.
The second I bit into my pizza, I quickly moaned out, making Romeo throw me a dirty look as he was eating his pizza a lot more civil than me.
"Romeo this is so good!" I sensually exclaimed, catching some people's attention around the diner.
I kept eating as my phone was vibrating again. I ignored it as I just focused on eating. I quickly sipped out of my drink as it made my brain start to become mushy.
The warm drink filled my body as I couldn't help but roll eyes from so much satisfaction happening to me all at once. There's only so much a good tasting meal and a good tasting drink can do to me and it's a lot too process.
"Can you not eat like that?" Romeo awkwardly spoke as he slowly chewed and swallowed his food.
"Eati lyke whut?" My stuffed mouth mumbled out as I innocently tilted my head at him.
"Like a starving person." He winced at me, feeling sauce spread throughout my cheeks.
"I am starving!" I whined out as I quickly swallowed, rapidly grabbing a slice of pizza out of his plate as it just made him tiredly sigh to himself as I quickly bit. "Yours aren't as good as mine."
"Let me be the judge of that then." Romeo blurted out with a serious tone as my hands quickly scurried towards my plate, my mouth sloppily carrying the pizza slice I just took from him.
"N-no no, stop!" I cried out as I smacked his hands away.
"No, fuck you!" He tried to hide his smirk as I began to cry out now, his hand successfully taking out a slice.
My mouth dropped as I watched him dramatically take a bite out of the slice that he just stole from me.
"Mmm, fuck Micah!" Romeo playfully exclaimed back as his deep charming voice moaned out, his hazel eyes quickly rolling back.
"W-why would you do that." I actually started to cry out now as it made him quickly explode out in laughter.
Wow..
It was the first time I ever saw Romeo genuinely laugh out loud in front of me. I took a second to process it, watching his structured reddened cheeks quickly crease up towards his light hazel eyes that were incredibly complimented by his long dark lashes. His curly brown hair slightly bounced as his laugh was charmingly light and deep as hearing it for the time ever was like hearing a new born baby speak out a clear sentence.
Romeo Lucia was laughing..
And I was laughing now too..
Romeo and I were now laughing together..
I liked it...
I liked it a lot...
Romeo started to drive again after the best dinner ever, the warm drink helping my head spin less and making the pain from my body stop from aching any further.
"I never understood why people would ever need houses I mean look at this, cars even have cupboards. What's next, a bathroom?"
"That's the glove compartme-fuck can you just-Micah you're driving me crazy!" Romeo exclaimed, his hand stopping me from reaching out towards the compartment as well as focusing on the road.
I suddenly gasped at his hand against my chest, my eyes meeting into his deep almond ones as I brought my hands up to graze over his, which quickly made him retract it back. "The fuck are you doing?" I giggled at seeing his cheeks burn bright red.
"Your hands are so big." I carelessly announced making him wince, eventually giving me the chance to reach back towards the compartment.
"Micah you're seriously pissing me off!" Romeo let out, his eyes glancing down at me and back at the road. "Micah stop, you can't just go through my stuff."
I curiously stuck out my tongue as I quickly grabbed something. "Why do you have a piece of tin foil in here?" I quickly shook the small tin foil against my ear, my fingers feeling a thick rubber band inside. "There's a bracelet inside!" I gasped happily.
Romeo quickly spoke out. "Micah that's not a-" He quietly shook his head as he tried to hold in his laugh. "Put that back, it's not a bracelet."
"Y-yes it is! Stop lying to me!" I joyfully announced. "Can I have it since you don't want it?" I asked ripping the tinfoil open, exposing the rubber bracelet I couldn't wait to try on.
Romeo's eyes widened as he quickly tried to grab it away from me. "Micah stop, that's disgusting! Put that down!" He exclaimed as I whined out, the car slightly swerving side to side.
"No! This is my bracelet, stop!" I cried out, moving to the side as I pulled out the bracelet and threw the packaging on the floor. "Why is it so slippery!?" I looked back at Romeo.
Romeo bit into his lip now as he tried to hold in an incoming laugh. "You know what, fuck it. You're right, it is a bracelet." He let out amused.
"See, I told you!" I just threw him a weirded out look as I tried to stretch the rubber band bracelet around my wrist. "H-how am I gonna move my hands freely if there's no opening? Oh wait, I have to unroll it!" I stuck my tongue out again, quickly unrolling the oily circular rubber bracelet. "Why is it so long?" I whined, audibly frustrated.
"Micah you can't be that serious, come on that's gross." Romeo anxiously chuckled as he glanced at me struggling to put it on.
"There's no opening!" I quickly flapped it out. "Maybe it's a swimming cap?" Romeo's mouth slightly dropped as I began to stretch the bracelet out, then tightly sliding it over my head.
He snorted, using one hand to cover his mouth as the other one kept driving. "Y-yea sure, swimming cap, for sure." He nodded a couple of times in a quickened pace.
"Why are you acting so weird?" I asked, sounding genuinely curious. "It's too tight." I quickly took it off, making a loud snapping noise.
"Micah do you really not know what that is?" Romeo spoke out curiously as I quickly opened the window.
My hand stretched out the window with the bracelet as I widened my mouth, watching air quickly fill it, turning it to a large white balloon. "L-look! It's a balloon!"
"More like an inflated condom." Romeo dryly blurted out, my hand rapidly let go of the object as it flew against the wind, my finger slowly closing the window back up.
Romeo quietly chuckled to himself as I just sat back, my face visibly in shock. "W-was it slippery because it was u-used?" I gulped.
"No, hell no." He was laughing a lot louder now. "They just come like that."
"That was my first time ever seeing one." I breathed out, still in shock, rubbing my oily hands against my clothes. "And touching one."
"Congrats dumbass." Romeo casually let out.
I felt my self cringe so hard out of disgust as I really didn't know how to process what just happened.
I just wore a fucking condom over my head thinking it was a swimming cap! I was literally a dickhead for 3 seconds!
You know what? Whatever.
I just wanna go home and sleep..
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