《Who Ate Count Bleck's Pie?》Scene 7
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[At a minion meeting, in the meeting room]
Nastasia: Attention! The Count has something to say to you all.
Count Bleck: Um, Count Bleck apologizes for his behavior the other day. It was uh, er...
Nastasia: Count Bleck ate his own pie in the middle of the night and forgot that he did.
[Everybody bursts out laughing. Even Nastasia eventually breaks her composure.]
Count Bleck: Yes, that. How embarrassing... [blushes for a moment] I hope it was delicious.
[Everybody laughs again at his unintentional joke]
Count Bleck: Is it really that funny? Oh, I suppose it is actually.
[Count Bleck joins in on the laughs]
Mimi: That's our Count!
(Insert goofy jingle here)
END
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